Political Compass Thread

OP is a good goy edition.

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dont tread on me boi

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Someone help, plz, I was never purple before.

individualist libertarian fucktards get out.

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quit shilling your faggot site

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does it mean I'm a commie? I just hate fags, multiculturalism and corporation

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>no greens so far

baka

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I don't understand my lefty result.

I like National Socialism, hate Marxists and communists but I still get authority left...

Same.

the test is cucked as fuck
just because someone is against multinational corporations and hates free market then he's a commie.

That just means you don't really have an opinion because you don't know anything about economy.

Basically, you're clueless.

>just because someone is against multinational corporations and hates free market then he's a commie.

Here's an example of what I just said. That's exactly what being a communist means.

ok I'm a commie then.

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>nazis
>authoritarian RIGHT
gwah

I creep over more top right every time I take this test

I thought multinational corporations meant the Jews.
And that they should be at be ethical and not mislead the public.

Daily reminder that if you live above the authoritarian line, you're a cuck and a good goy.

>typical Sup Forums poster

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How do I reverse this? I want to be Hitler.

Good job, comrade. Soon, you will be bitching about my leftie commie ass and saying that Stalin did nothing wrong.

Basically, left-right is public-private control of the economy, while up-down is socially conservative-libertarian stance.

No matter how hard I try, I will never leave green.

WTB sex slave 2 bitcoins

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multinational corporations are just corporations who do business overseas

And dodge taxes in oversea tax havens. :^)

le epicccc XDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!

>2 btc for one slave

This is funny. I swear half the people taking these tests are purposely trying to get authoritarian right.

I never considered myself a lefty, but then Hitler was a little bit of a lefty too so it's not all bad.

I'll be honest, I don't know too much about economics, I'm just here because I want to preserve Western civilisation, so the culture and shit.
I believe we need to be a bit authoritarian in doing this, people can't think for themselves, they just become degenerates. I mean look at modern art ffs, send these "artists" to the gulags!

I always liked Tito, but he was a washed-out commie.

I think we'd get along.

Who /greenpol/ here?

Libertarianism is ideological and doesn't work because commies will always wreck stuff, I want to return to blue square because of this but I will still only answer honestly.

>Hitler was a little bit of a lefty too so it's not all bad
Hitler was a porky that privatized banks and industry, saw the rights of workers curbed, and the wealth of 1% rise.

look up strasserism

>WAHHH BUSINESSES WONT PAY FOR MY WELFARE WAHHHH

>regulated guns

already retarded

>Why are they trying to avoid me, I only want them to pay for by gibs!

Fuck off, Sup Forums has always been both Nazi AND AnCap.
Don't bread on me.
Also let nogs starve.

Do you seriously it's a good idea to allow trailer trash scrum to buy rocket launchers?

Repugnant individuals right here

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>privatized
Government then stealing all the profits isn't exactly right wing

>against free market
lel
you can't deny reality hard enough for capitalism not to win

/leftypol/ is scum too. Bunch of crypto SJWs.

Shit's about to get classical up in here.

>doesn't work

its literally just "what we did yesterday." once you decide we should scale back government even a tiny bit, we're now in the libertarian range.

But sucking corporate dick IS.

I doubt that anyone in purple square is okay with that, unless they browse Sup Forums.

how would a trailer trash scum afford a rocket launcher retard?

also how do you stop people from getting their hands on explosives that can be made with household goods? "oh but now its propelled out of a barrel so we're all gonna die"

CP would be legal in an ancap society, because there are no laws without a state, which is why anarchofags are retarded.

well they're certainly not against it

>handjobs
>sex for gratification with no chance of procreation

deviant

>how would a trailer trash scum afford a rocket launcher retard?

From selling meth and robbing people of course. Also are you seriously implying that macgyver explosives are as dangerous as actual fucking weaponry? Why doesn't the army use self made pipe bombs instead of grenades then?

>legal
Keeping CP wouldn't probably get you an express McVeigh Enterprises Van(trademark) delivery, but shooting it would.

I didnt understand like half the questions (english + western politic stuff make it tough) and some of the stuff I would've answered "neutral" if i had the option.
Personally viewing the chart I would put myself a bit on the right

>ancap

ancap is just a meme anarchists came up with so they dont have to call themselves anarchists.

What if a giant porn company decides to make CP? It happened in the 70s (please don't ask how I know this)

If you're purple it doesn't make you an ancap, it just means that you want a smaller state.

because they're the government? what the fuck are you talking about?

rate mine

Or a means for "libertarian communists" to pretend they aren't just commies.

How you know this?

You realize that all memes based on the compass are strawmen that takes each quadrant to it's logical extreme, right?

No, because they are more effective and lethal.

Antifa, get out!

In a libertarian state, with a very small government, all you need to prevent cp is to enforce a minimum age of contractual consent. Minors cannot enter into contracts, material sold without contract of parties involved is illegal

I used to be a horny 14 year old on the internet back when TOR was new.

>Cancerous faggot.

Fucking hell, you're dense enough to drown in mercury.
Think of violating the NAP like being ex-communicated in medieval times. Every trigger-happy ancap bastard with repressed violent urges will be all over you and your property, because you've given them the go-ahead.
If you don't, they won't dare do that, because that would mean they'd be the ones to get raided.
Also, weaponry is weaponry regardless of whether it is used by the military or not. A 500ml bottle of ANFO with lead BBs glued around it would kill a fair amount of people in a crowded space, and that's McGyver as fuck. Any idiot with a week to spare can construct an effective weapon of any kind.

I'm talking about ancap. There is no state in anarchism.

Here's an extra (You)

>I'll be honest, I don't know too much about economics, I'm just here because I want to preserve Western civilisation, so the culture and shit.
Socialists believe in solving problems of society through economics. Under capitalism, wages, and therefore, livelihoods, are an expense and an inconvenience to maximum profits. Meaning that people have to work instead of raising families, but the capitalist economy calls for constant growth. So while the native population is declining, it's getting replaced with migrants, but they aren't getting a better deal. Capitalism will turn nation-states into meatgrinders - people go in, and capital comes out.

Acquiring most possible profit for the least effort means that culture gets diluted, then diluted some more, until panders to the lowest common denominator, which erodes genuine culture.

A fucking Cuck

If you're not centermaster-race you ARE smalltime.

Let's see. The porn industry makes a shitton of cash, and they got hoes, and contacts, and drugs, and vehicles, and cameras...
I'm drooling over the prospect of ransacking a place like that and turning it into something else that can still make use of the global contacts a CP plant might have.

Fuck I just wanted purple

But how do you defeat their child solider corporate police?

>leaf
stop recycling the same shit. you post this in every thread

post yours.

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ANFO vans. Barrel bombs. .50 BMG snipers. EMP to knock out their distribution lines. Drones with grenades.
The possibilities are endless, and keep in mind that any ancap even remotely capable of getting a piece of this cake will give all his limbs for it.

Ayy

/natsoc/

Let me guess:
you're a Purple Pedo.

And you're a Blue Pill, right?

Links?

post yours pussy

Guess i need to make alt-neutral-libtard memes now

im bottom left

I will Kek...

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A fucking leaf.

Yeah, you're a bottom alright.

Fucking copycat >:(