/odg/ Oroville Dam General #11 - We have everything under control Edition

No need to worry! Commiefornia will fix it!

Rain and Rubble
Snowmelt and thunder
Let califags huddle
And engineers blunder
Let the waters rage
And the barriers burst
Hail Kek's change
For this land will be cursed.
Wash away the wicked
kill them all
A new world will emerge
Cali must fall
Blow the dam
Praise the flood
Scour the land
With rock and mud.
May the cuck dam crumble
As Kek demands
As it falls it will rumble
Claiming all the innocent lands
Doubt not our almighty Kek
Lest flood and fire He shall send
For at first to salvage there must be a wreck
The vile must be broken for the good to mend
Flods of beaners
you are allright with that
now, here come's the water
YOU HAVE TO GO BACK
Degenerates cry out
and are fleeing in throes
But no matter how loud they shout
Kek's answer is: "No".
The thunder of water beats through you're ear
Far in the distance, the frog-king appear
"I have told you, time and time again"
"keep up with this bullshit, and this is THE END"
For no matter how many lies the False Ones procure
On computer, typewriter, spoken or by pen
Have faith that the deplorables will find a way to ensure
That Pol, is right once again.

> No new footage, just a webcam from the wrong side
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The end is near

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MEME ME RIGHT UP JIMBO

why are you so happy about this? fuck off.

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praise kek!
california will exit literally

We will fix it, guys!

Nothing is going to happen.

being this /new/

RELEASE THE RIVER!

T:GREENBEARD

Goodnight sweet dam.

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WASH
WASH
WASH THEM ALL

checked! It must be happening today. No live footage, something is wrong

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Because this is something that may make people realize how shit our dams and levees are. That and it doubles as a way to fuck over commiefornians and make them spend money on something other then illegals.

Just a few rocks and it will be OK again!

turn dirty beaners into washed beaners like any good cook outa do before frying

>777

Is today the day?

...treebeard, his name was treebeard

Are the chances of happening still next to nothing?

Checked. Cali is going into the ocean.

Bets on how much of pic related around the lake would get washed away in an uncontrolled lake drain?

>Says man from future with 100% certainty

what significance does any of this have

Can someone give me a quick rundown on what happened to Oroville dam?

The water

One of you Califags get up there and get us a stream going.

lake Isabella #'s are most likely connected. This watershed map shows water from oroville drains there. Not a big leap to think other damns are having trouble maintaining these water levels

what the fuck are they even trying to do in this, and why are there so few guys working on it? A couple pickups with nothing onboard, a single bulldozer, one dump truck???

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see

Literally none
even if all of this actually happened the historical significance is negligible.

Oroville drains into the Feather which drains into the Sacramento which goes to SF bay

It's typically how unions work. One guy is working and another dozen are standing around watching.

Notice how Lake Shasta is almost full and its water runs towards Oroville, smaller lakes further down are also at full capacity.

With rain it will be at least double trouble.

is this some sort of joke? how the fuck did anyone think that would work?

WELL THEY ALSO HAD TO PUT ROCKS OVER HERE SHITLORD

OFFICIAL THREAD THEME SONG

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Thanks was having trouble finding good maps. What's causing the issues at lake Isabella? Any idea?

Shasta doesn't drain into Oroville dam

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Also, this needs some Yakety Sax

I was on the edge of my seat during this whole .webm. I was really hoping the dozer would fall off that pile of rocks or the dump truck did or a boulder fell out of the bed of the dump truck and crushed that guy.

>Lake Shasta is almost full and its water runs towards Oroville
so?
it doesn't drain into the Oroville, only possible issue would be higher water or flooding way down stream where the rivers meet

Alright Cali you are in the middle of a happening which could be as disastrous as Katrina whats your solution?

>Jose and his two brothers own a dumper truck and bulldozer

>Yakety Sax
aw shit nigga I never knew the name of the benny hill theme song

this shit rawks

From what I read Isabella is just poorly constructed and they are actually in the process of retrofitting it.

Posting my OC in this one because old thread died.

He is here

Kek wants to shake the earth.

saved desu-sama

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nice pottery. And trips triple checked

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Why can't something like this happen to L.A.????
Please Kek, make it so.

Nothing will happen, bunch of doomsdayretards

Is this the river?

nice try shill bot but the election already is our favor.

The difference between them and us is that this is an actual serious situation that may result in catestrophic disaster. There's evidence supporting this

is the full dam going to break, or am i just going to see a gradual drain after the spillway fucks off 10 km downstream?

the water rises?

Could be either or both.

You need to explain.
Where and when is this?

>implying that the Apocalypse isn't localized on a yearly basis

fucking new fags i swear

if the spillway fucks off the ground under the spillway fucks off.

what am i most likely to see, and when will it happen?

is the dam itself using the ground under the slipway as a structural support?

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>building an emergency spillway on top of dirt
>not like water has power or anything
>what cold possibly go wrong

Failing this dam...

The earth shall heave underfoot and LA will be reduced to naught but rubble

Thats one hell of a prayer and a get...

Tough call as to where things would go. Even Sup Forums agrees: strawpoll.me/12337431/r

It could be neither and what we see is a complex of management of downstream waterways because the whole state is due for a torrent of rain and snowmelt. But it's possible, we'll have footage of catastrophic dam failure and tsunami type damage.

Well in a sense, that ground is part of the dam, if a channel opens at the top with exposed soil, the water is going to melt that mountain pretty fast.

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Broken urn brought by sky
water moves like wind
enemies vanquished in the depths
a plaque of frogs cleanses land

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Oh shit the Feather River is already flooding out the planes? I heard it was running high, but no elaborations.

> tfw you were a part of making that prayer.

>what am i most likely to see, and when will it happen?
If they can't get enough water out of the dam until it's raining again, water will spill over the emergency spillway and pic related will happen.
The emergency spillway will fail and we have a nice flood.
Thats the condition of the emergency spillway

SPICER JUST GAVE A SHOTOUT TO THE DAM

>President Trump is closely observing the Oroville dam situation
>This is a perfect example of why we need an infrastructure package in Congress. Roads, dams, bridges, and all infrastructure has fallen into disrepair.
SHITTY INFRASTRUCTURE BTFO

Indeed, we did well.

Praise KEK!!

my digits prove otherwise.

But it's also possible that the main spillway will get BTFO and the main dam would fail.
Thats not very likely, but it could happen.

Currently people are more worried about the emergency spillway.

not surprising since they've been dumping a lot of water to try to get the lake down before the next storm to avoid a bigger shitfest next week

no

If they are able to keep the main spillway open through the oncoming storms, it will let out more than enough water to prevent the reservoir from filling and rising over the emergency spillway again.

The larger storms from last week would not have overflowed the reservoir to had the spillway been open at an outflow of 100,000 cfs.

The remaining question is how long the damaged main spillway will function before eroding back towards the gates. The clear water at the bottom suggests that it has carved a path to natural bedrock, but without being able to shut if off for the next few days due to the necessity of creating volume for the upcoming storms, we won't know for certain for a while.

ITZ GONNA BLOW! our infrastructure is failing.

if the emergency spillway fails its likely the main spillway will begin to be undercut

spicer just oropilled the nation in white house press conference

SACRAMENTO DELENDA EST

Also a question of how long the incumbent snow melt will continue to necessitate spilloff rain or not.

Last I checked we were discussing filling the lake with jello, but discovered it would exhaust the world's gelatin supply (which comes from animals). Any new plans?

wut. guess we'll see about peace and prosperity day

Also some flooding in Marysville.

shamwows.

There were talks about digging up the jews in germany, but since that never happened, the idea was scrapped.

Burn the water to evaporate it

A human chain that goes up to LA with buckets

Blow the dam