You're walking through the park when suddenly this handsome man stops you with his sword and says

You're walking through the park when suddenly this handsome man stops you with his sword and says
>Salam aleykum, you entered the sharia zone. Just in time actually, it's time for the prayer. Come pray with me or else I'll chop your head off, inshallah!
What do you do?

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No need to fear brother I too am akbar
*blows up*

That's an Assyrian Christian

Throw pork at him
>AAAIIIEEEEE!!! INFIDEL MEAT!!!! HARAM!!!! FLEE!!!!
he he...works like a charm.

He is still a Sikh and poo in loo.

That's not a muslim you dumb fuck. Thats a siek. They hate Islam more than even Sup Forums does.

It's actually a Sikh brother.

Good people

Obvious Sikh is obvious

He's not Muslim, he's Sikh

Draw firearm and make a bad pun about how he shouldn't have brought a knife to a gunfight. If he doesn't drop the weapon, remove him from the Christian land his fouled boots taint.

Go pray? I don't feel like dying.

I'd say "why are you, an Indian Sikh, pretending to be a muslim Arab?"

I'd say "Oi, mate you're are dressed as a Sikh, so why you talking all this muzzie bollocks?"

Liberate the area with my glock.

Poles are this retarded huh? No wonder the brits want you out

>Based Sikh chops the muslims head off who was harassing me and we share a beer

Cool

>Look mom! I posted it again!

Inform him that according to the Koran I don't have have to pray to his moon God as long as I pay zakat, slip him a twenty and tell him to buy his wife something nice, and continue about my merry day.

I voted razem

Poop

>ITT: Sup Forumsacks assblasted and protecting muh based sihks
>immagine it's my surprise when it's americans and british
Us anglos don't deserve life

Have a good laugh with the Sikh for his mudslime impression, Encourage him to keep his Kirpan sharp to protect him from the goatfuckers, and wish him a nice day.

He's sikh you dumb fuck

it's not like I have a job or anything. sure Islamabro

Laugh at his curved sword.

>Sikh
>hates islam more than me
I would be happy to exterminate Islam with him

> based sikh
Where is this meme came from

Dude... that's a sikh.

>someone cares enough about me to approach me
>they even invite me over to their place
>I dunno about this praying thing, but whatever

Damn, this guy actually sounds pretty chill. Fuck migrants, but I guess this guy is okay.

>tell him to buy my wife something nice

FTFY

From sikhs fighting muslim warlords for centuries.

>haha good one
*high five sikh bro*

Sikhs are bro-tier though.

>dumb fuck
Murica certainly deserved the name of dumbfuckistan when after 9/11 sikhs were abused.

this is good bait in theory, but the problem is that every fuck her has a dick up their ass for
>Sikhs are bro tier
So they feel the need to not larp, but only on this topic.

*teleports behind him*
>nothing personal kid

The only thing a Sikh is going to be doing in a sharia zone is fucking up any Muslim that tries to fuck with someone else. Sikhs are awesome. They are literally the anti-Islam.

ask the sikh why he is pretending to be a muslim, shouldn't he be busy shitting in the street right now?

Mhhm. Be veery careful now.

He's not Muslim, he's Buddhist

This bait is so stale you couldn't catch a cold with it.

Kurva. Canada is the designated shitposter.

I can't understand if people are posting ironically or that 90% of pol are newfags. This has got to be one of the most stale pastas going.

I join, pray with them, """convert""". Bring hidden camera to film imam radicalizing them after a few months (when they stop frisking me and my beard has grown a bit). Film them, report them, be killed, fin

How could he be sikh? He looks pretty healthy, stop spreading fake news.

But that's a Buddhist you dumbfuck

PERSONNEL DAMNIT! IT'S NOTHING PERSONNEL!

It's just a meme now lad to bait people

agree...or indian but not salafi muslim

But ths s a siek!

>what do?

Say "HA HA, good one Sikh bro, when do we remove kebab?"

youtube.com/watch?v=7YyBtMxZgQs

arent turban for Sikhs?

It's personified colored person you fucking racist.

He's a based Poo in Loo. I'd shake his hand but......

That's a Sihk

That was my impression as well.

Join him as there is no reason not to besides being a waste of time.

Don't bring a sword to a gun fight, raghead.

Why so you think this is a meme?
Do you know anything about sikhs? Do you think it's meme because you saw someone on Sup Forums call it a meme?
Stop being stupid.
Sikhs are clean, polite, and integrate well into western culture. Went to high school with a couple of qt sikh girls and thet were raised by parents who might have well just been redpilled strict asian parents. Also they remove kebab

>t.sikh
Nope.

Happy to see that it triggers you.

My personnal trigger is "there is only two genders". I want to burn every person saying this. IT'S "THERE ARE ONLY TWO GENDERS", NOT "THERE IS".

Compliment his curved sword. Curved. Sword.

thats a sihk, they kill muslims as a religion, you are fucking dumb

That's a Sikh not a Muslim you dumb fuck

Kek

Why do you guys force the Sikhslam meme?

DEUS VULT!

Hello Ed Sheeran

The guy in OP's picture is a Seik. Not a Muslim.

Fuck

this guy is a sith, not a muslim

SIKH BRO TIER BRO BRO SIHK BRO BRO TIER SIKH BRO

SIKHS ARE BRO-TIER

Hi

haha nice prank sihk bro

POO

Find out if he is quicker with his sword than i am with my gun.

I laugh. He laughs in Sikh. We go get a beer.

>What do you do?
Considering the fact the only time I ever go to the park without 4 other people is when I take my sister's kid out for a walk?

You bet imma pray. He can't run that fast yet.

Isn't that a Sikh? I doubt they would declare sharia law anywhere.

They are letting Californian refugees sleep in the temples, and will feed anyone of any faith who visits thier temples. That's Buddhist/Christian/hari Krishna tier.
They are required to carry a blade at all times. Bretty cool

You had me there for a moment Sikh bro.