How are you spending your Valentines Day Sup Forums?

How are you spending your Valentines Day Sup Forums?

Valentine's Day was created by the Jews for guys to spend tons of money on women.
Where do you think all that money is going to?

no one.

>pic
such a nice girl, scratch that, such a virtuous woman.
jesus could stand to learn a thing or two from her.
god bless her

If he's so selfless, why doesn't he give her his seat?

Hahaha no shit bruh

On Sup Forums

Duh

>jeffy
is this a ringer reference?

Social media is the single most cancerous thing to happen to the world in the past 50 years. Especially to women.

what is the point of this?

Well, at least I'm not spending it cleaning the ass of a whale

>tfw I'm not autistic enough to get a date

Hey, everyone!
That guy's a fucking retard! Hahaha!
Look at him, he's RETARDED!
HAHAHA!

HAHAHAHHA

Severely underrated bants

going to eat my gf's butt while she farts. It's honestly the best.

ahahaah fuck

my man rocking some fratagonia

Imagine how much sex tourism she'll be able to have after she inherits all of his youtube money.

How's CWC doing these days? Did his GameStop incident get dropped?

Spending it alone while trying to suppress the incessant cravings for even the slightest intimacy.

youre alright canada

I'm at work (getting paid to take a dump and shitpost).

I'm not a catholic and don't celebrate st. Valentine's day anyway.

Also, fuck jews.

Alone jerking off to lolis

I only eat my girls ass cause its the only way she lets me do anal, do people actually enjoy it or is it just a meme?

thats so fucking evil
what a dumb bitch

>virtuous woman.
If she was she would not be virtue signalling on instagram.
Also Argentina is not white.

He got an abcess on his taint where his "unclit" piercing was, it burst and he now fingers it daily because he thinks it's a vagina from all the ASMR self hypnosis videos he listens to, and he's probably going to be dead within a year from infection. No I'm not joking.

underrated post

SAVAGE

Why are these People allowed to live? They are nothing but a burden. It would be much more effective if we dispose of them as soon as they become unproductive.

I like it because it's my fetish, she likes me licking her asshole while she vibrates. So that like 70% of what we do in bed.

u cheeky cunt

I will watch a few videos. Tinker around a bit. Crack a six pack. Drink until I don't want to kill myself anymore, crank one out, and hit the sack. That shall me my valentine's day this year.

My god the stench must be horrible.

Brap poster detected.

I had a patient once who had vulvar cancer and multiple surgeries that destroyed her vagina so that she needed a reconstruction. It got infected and was rotting through to the point that a hole arose between her vagina and abdominal cavity. The stench was horrific.

...

>(((virtue signalling)))

oh sure you enjoyed being with a cripple like that and that's why you're totally down to keep dating him, you degenerate whore.

I'm set boys

If you're in a relationship and celebrate Valentine's Day, you're a cuck

In pol obviously

Getting ice cream with my wife.

Sounds like every fucking day since the last 6 years.

I would have no problem if social media virtue signals were a criminal offense, considering the corrosive nature.

See, I knew those sexual ASMR videos were dangerous so I never tried them. I knew that there was something really strange about listening to videos that make you handsfree cum.

Never fucks with hypnosis, its not worth it. Well, maybe to quit smoking.

Also the dangers of fetishes. Now you need to eat your girls stanky ass every night until you break up. Kids, keep away from Satan's temptations, they always curse you in the end.

I can't say that it's an oncommon routine.

probably going to go play pool by myself

She deleted this picture why

Alone like every year

Gonna go get some Salvator and drown in my misery in Franck, Schubert, and Chopin

I know that girl... zaira. Kek

I still have her number too. Lel

Spending it alone and with my anime waifu's.
Even if I'm alone, there's no use feeling miserable.

Listening to moonman (ironically of course) and lifting weights, while occasionally checking pol for lulz.

Where do you live user?

Im enjoying it a lot after seeing this pic and realizing thats not me. Christ, id rather be dead than have sluts fake praise my retarded ass so she can look great.

Treating my girlfriend to some French food nearby . It's a good restaurant.

FUCK YOU I HATE YOU ALL!!! LET THE WORLD BURN!!

...I'm lacking in intimacy...*sniff*

Used to go to school in Socal. Matched with her on OKC, got her number and other stuff too.... heheh

Dear diary: the leaf was okay for once.

I got 4 Roses Bourbon, a sack of chicken tenders, and Muv Luv.
Let's do this.

Gonna play some vidya. Maybe have a wank later.

I live in SoCal, used to go to high school with her, Small world user

Very small world. I realized she was kind of a sloot when I met her irl. The Mark verse tattoo on her arm was a dead giveaway

Yeah, Still got any of that other stuff if you know what I mean??

Eh, i prefer to keep that to myself. Sorry bro.

Just imagine hershey kisses ;)

This desu

I like you leaf. You can immigrate to America legally.

Come on user be a bro It's Valentines day, not even one?

A fucking leaf just put out a good par

Cleaned my new apartment. Shitposted on Youtube and Sup Forums. Ate a pizza. Watched some Youtube. Gonna fap and go to sleep soon.

Pretty good in other words. GF lives out of town, so I'll just save the bullshit for later and put my penis in her pooper.

Nah, somethings are left unsaid/ unsent. Just for posterity she's one of those born again virgins.

Nothing besides studying, can't even take my gf to dinner because I have a huge exam tomorrow. I'll be taking her out on the weekend instead.

Include me in the screenshot

Do you want her number?

I was upbeat until I realised I had less game than Jeffy.

watched the psg game and wanked on the floor, then stomped on the cunts

>i am so going to get on oprah if i smile next to this tard

when did leafs become funnier than aussies
kek

I plan on cooking dinner for my waifu dakimakura and I!

Nah, We're not strangers but we haven't talked in years, that stuff you were talking about though............... It can be our secret

probably camwhoring

>acting as if today is somehow different from any other day
>giving a single fuck about a holiday that you don't even get the day off

Stop caring about an arbitrary holiday, most sad sacks still get shit faced every night regardless of whether or not it's Valentine's Day.

Nice trips, but no I'm not dumping her lewd nudes/vids. It was for me and me only.

Why won't you just go to La Sierra and pick her up hahaha

>Mentally challenged, still gets the pussy

Fuck my life. The cash I don't spend on Valentine's day will be for a decent sexbot

user Kek wills it, you must deliver, just one

No. I will defy the digits too.

I prefer not to get banned by the fucking mods

im playing runescape

[email protected]

You know what to do. Kek wills it

Yeah, tell that after he ask you for a blowjob... well, even a kiss in his lips

top kek

>no Sup Forums
>netflix
fake as fuck leaf, the biggest give away is that your dog isnt blowing you

If you want ill give you her tumblr. Do you want that?

yeah post it nigger

Yeah I guess, anything on there?

I had a joke, but I forget it now.

>look up to him

>up

Gasmasks-stripedpajamas

Im not joking either. Chick is fucked in the head.

Fucking hell, that made me feel ill. In all the years I've browsed this fucking site, this is one of the few things that has actually made me feel it in my stomach. I think it's because I'm reminded of that video where CWC was jacking his non-cock "vagina" mess and finished.

That's a great way to spend a couple hours

I like you.

We'll rake you last.

Eh its whatever. would have like the "stuff" user.
you have the email.