What did Trump mean by this?
What did Trump mean by this?
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It is a way of increasing your confidence to help you achieve more in life.
Don't wash your hands after going to the bathroom, for the lulz
Fake and gay
Isn't that basically ass pennies?
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ShareBlue leaf, pls try harder.
>Touching your dick to piss
Why? You don't need to do that you know.
Reading that in his voice is hilarious
This I literally don't understand the wash your hands after peeing meme, I can aim my urine stream with my hips just fine. The only time I touch my penis while peeing is for fuzzy feelings time
a fucking leaf with the obvious ucb reference... fuggin hell ameribros, step ur game up
Do you guys pee sitting down?
Or never use urinals?
ass-pennies
When you unzip your pants, your penis is pointing forward. You just need to aim it with your hips in the general direction of your toilet.
Well i have a big cock and if i don't grab it i'll make a mess and pee errywhere. Think of a garden hose when you put it on full blast.
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Ass pennies. It's a method of occult power-level enhancement, Not surprising that a man who rose to Commander in Chief employs such magic
not everyone has a micro penis
This may be why nobody wants to shake hands with him.
What the fuck? No it doesnt. It points straight down. How the hell does yours point forward? Walk me through this one guys
>not touching your dick
>not slowing jerking your dick at the urinal
>as it grows the man besides you looks down
>he licks his lips as your penis engorges
>slowly you look up and give him a half smile
>he gets down on his knees and begins kissing the head of your swollen dick
>after moaning with extacsy you nudge him to put his soft lips around it
>after several minutes of pure pleasure you release your hot and sticky load right down the back of his throat
>as your penis once again grows limp you zip up your pants
>you continue on with your day
Same but I use my hips and a (mattress) for fuzzy feelings time too.
There is no reason to *EVER* touch your penis at any time in your life.
Point and pee. You never need to touch it.
I read some murder mystery book once years ago and the victim's hands are cut off so they finger print his dick to id him. The cop in the book is like "Every guy has his fingerprints on his penis from the last time he urinated" and I was like lolwut I've never done that.
I also saw an episode of Bob's Burgers a few years back and there was a guy who peed in the urinal in the men's room without touching it and Bob thought it was weird. I was just like "Oh I thought that was normal....."
You've obviously never used a hose then.
I'm 99% sure this is fake, since IIRC Trump is a huge germaphobe who's constantly washing and sanitizing his hands.
>Straight down
Lol wut. Do you not hvae balls?
>I'm 99% sure this is fake
>It is also worth knowing that most of the poker chips in my casinos have touched my schlong
What tipped you off?
CNN BREAKING NEWS
TRUMP LIKES IT WHEN MEN GRAB HIS JUNK
It's pointing slightly out, but in a situation where I have to use a urinal I'm going to need to grab it.
What makes my mr penis any more dirty than say, my neck or thigh? After ass wiping I can understand, but theres No reason to wash hands after peeing.
>literally an embodiment of the worst of the burger
>touching his jew-butchered, numb craggy cock before shaking hands
it's not like much germs could populate such a small space, anway