OI!!!!!!!!

OI!!!!!!!!

THERE'S A MAYNE-STREEM METEOR IS 'EDIN TOWAHDS DONULD TROOMP

WE 'AVE TAH SAVE 'IM
dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-4219242/Asteroid-called-2015-BN509-crash-Earth.html

THE MOOOON STEEEEEEEEEEEEEM METEOOOR

You guys are having way too much fun face morphing this guy.

>This guy slaps your gf's arse
What do?

IMMMAGIN MYYY SHOOOGGG

Nips are fucking adorable.

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Listen can you take your shitty Photoshop meme out of here
I dont care how much you hate this fag its getting annoying and without any of the charm of Bogdanoff posting

METEORS AW NAUT A LEJITAMUHT FOAM OF PROATEST

^

I WOLL' FUCKIN' DO NOTTIN' MATE. WOOTSON IS A HANDSOM FELLA' I'D LET HIM SHAG ME GF ANY DAY

desu i would probably punch the fuck out of him

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I'm telling Alex Jones on you.

I TROYED TUH BEY A VEGETAREIUN BUT I PRUHFEUHED THE MOYNE STREIM MEATIER DOYET MOUH

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THEES EES NUOT UH A LEHJITIMUT FOHM OF PROW-TEST YEW UTTAH FOOKIN MOW-RON

OI! Calm down, mate! He was just ironically slapping ur gf's ass! Have some bangers n mash.

DHE MANSTROM MODDUR :DDD

>at a coffee shop
>an ADOREBLE gurl wolks in
>my PEENUS becomes stiff and I staht tah feel like BILL CLINTOHN
>SOOPAH MALE VITALUHTY kicks in so I get the cohredge tah TOLK tah her
>can't fink of somethin tah say
>"OI! Did yew know NOINETY FOH PASENT of peeple don't trost the MAYNE-STREEM MEATIER"
>she looks confused so I tolk moh loudly
>"DID YEW KNOW MAIKUL MOH IS A SAG OF SHIT"
>IMAJUN MY SHOCK whin she stahts to roon away
>"OI! ROONIN AWAY FROM ME IS NOT A LEHJITIMUT FOHM OF PROW-TEST YEW UTTAH FOOKIN MOW-RON"
>that fill wun no GEE-EFF

Except bogposting is forced meme cancer
Stay pleb

> 200 meters (660ft) wide by 400 meters (1,310ft) long

First pic in story is this? There is no hope for Britain or the Daily Mail. The amount of abuse of words like (potentially, could and may) are downright criminal.

>mainstream meteor
>article says it's an asteroid
Man I never laugh at these things, but fuck me if I laughed for about a minute straight.

quick rundown on this guy?

>DA MAYNESTREAM MEATIER BOWS TO DA WOOTSUN
>IS IN CONTACT WIF DA GUVAMENT INSIDAS
>CONTROLS DA ULT ROIGHT WIF AN OIRON BOOT FAH FEEST

I fucking hate you Sup Forums

post the pjw copypasta with shock puns

'ELLO PAUL!