You old man, your days are numbered. Now get out of my way. I need to deflower Ms Ivanka

You old man, your days are numbered. Now get out of my way. I need to deflower Ms Ivanka.

After 200+ yrs. One photo. One silly little photo has finally given leafs something to lord over the burgers with. lol

Yeah we are pretty proud of it

>wake up
>be leaf
How do you honestly surmount the desire to commit sudoku every morning?

>I need to deflower Ms Ivanka.
But...Ivanka already has 3 kids...

Why would I? Life is great for me

President Canada did it. Trump only rubs it out thinking about it. Feeling so cucked right now.

We're a middle power.

same here.

lol more like

"Will you please fuck my wife while I watch?"

I have to say the treasure trove of Trump and Trudeau pictures have made Canadian shitposting entertaining again.

>deflower
>mother of 3

Go home Quebec, you're stupid.

>...on the wonders of modern-day feminism
ftfy

>yfw it's Trump speaking

by remembering that i have guns and i don't live in the uk

trump is now carrying Justin's child

By remembering I'm not British.

Two people shaking hands what's the big deal

>Looking for Castro resemblances

Monsieur Dhanald...le delegates, s'il vous plaît.

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best colonial cities circa 1880:

1. Singapore
2. Melbourne
3. Bombay
4. Hong Kong
5. Cape Town

W H I T E

S U P R E M E C I S T

its "les" delegates

Honestly trump will never recover from this... It's great to see rural retards crash and burn.

I think I caught autism from reading this post.

les délégués*

STFU frenchie

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suce mon penis user.

>that chin
Was he tweaking?

>deflower a woman who has a child

OP are you a virgin? You'd dog doesn't count.

you have to go back

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What the fuck I hate Canadians now.