Calculus

Should we start banning people from voting who don't know how to do Calculus?

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i bet you dont know how to change a tire

But then not even the president could vote!

Anybody who does not know how to take an integral should be chemically castrated.

Considering calculus is easy as fuck, yes.

Hell people who can't do differential equations should be banned too

>Not just memorizing formulas like a fucking cook book

Enlightened by my intelligence, from this moment on, I am euphoric

t. first semester high school calc student

don't try so hard next time buddy

Even idiots can do calc. That's an awful baseline.

>should we start banning people who have not studied what I have
wtf?

no but we should ban people from voting who have an iq lower than 110

calculus is easy though.

spotted the first year engineer

fuck yes

meme it into reality

>Black people still can't vote

Yes but right now the baseline is
>Can you breath? Good, now your vote counts just as much as a phd with 40 years of experience top KEK

tfw never taken a calculus course

no, the philosophers have already sold us on equal rights. the asshurt lefties can fuck right off with their moronic notion of a geniocracy.
we should instead focus on the accuracy and precision of the information distributed to our citizens.
/that/ would be truly revolutionary. it is sadly unfortunately the idea is well beyond the reach of the leftist shills to understand.

It's been about ten years since I took calc, all I remember is the power rule

You shouldn't be allowed to graduate high school if you can't do basic calculus.

Math + CompSci double major here

What the fuck does Calculus have to do with politics?
What measure of knowledge does it assess?

Fake maths.

Applied Algebra is where it's at.

we allow people without state-issued ID to vote because "so confuzing, need mo programz"

i don't think calc will ever be the determining factor

none of you can name something difficult that only intelligent people can do.

Most people forget calculus because they quite simply don't need to optimize anything by doing math themselves anymore.

Those who cannot create basic logic should not be allowed to vote.

I just want to be a history teacher, chill out.

tfw too smart for calculus

Look at all the scientists who shilled for Hillary. Not so smart are they? Calculus is basic. Math has nothing to do with reasoning and politics.

>differential equations is hard

No because the democrats would win every time.

Organic chemistry

Show me how to synthesis benzaldehyde

a phd in what?

I guess everyone who cant do linear algebra or complex analysis too while we're at it.

fuck it, only people with a BA in a stem field are allowed to vote.

Benzene + Aldehyde -> Benzaldehyde

Easy, retard.

Pick something more practical. Its been a long time since high school and I remember jack shit about it now. Its just not relevant enough to remember anymore

Most math is easy when presented to you as a math problem. The real skill in mathematics is knowing how to apply what you've learned in the real world.

Doesn't work like that genius

Benzene is inert and doesn't react in Addison reactions

there's no reason to test people against concepts which are meant for specialized professions
calculus is a good upper cap for an expectation before people go into different fields so its a good place to test people at

Oh look, it's the last vestiges of the failed alchamist movement.

>Can't change lead to gold
>Settled for mixing coloured liquids to create new coloured liquids.

My fucking dick is inert, so SUCK IT FAG.

I bet you don't know how to clean a gun let alone fire one.

Because intelligence isn't completely determined by a singular skill, retard.

Ok, fair enough. Let's go farther and make the baseline tensor calc. If you can't work in basis-independent equations, get fucked.

>mfw people in my general relativity class complain that the math is hard

>inb4 we start banning people who can't program

>math having anything to do with decision making

You realize it's all memorization and cheat sheets, right? there is no difficulty in math beyond your brains ability to manipulate numbers.

See: >ancient greeks, living in shit

me too breh. i got out of high school calculus by becoming an office aide. I did no homework in my senior year. in colleg i piced a major that didn't required math passed algebras feelsgoodman

>t. I've never taken a chemistry class in my life

Big boys are making medicine

I think liberal arts is more your level

>tfw brainlet

Honestly, if you make < $100,000 a year you should not be allowed to vote. You're unintelligent and you have no stake in the economy or the continued success of the nation.

There's a reason only property owners could vote in the past. It's not necessarily about intelligence (although Calc I is a low bar), it's about having a stake.

>How do I balance an equation?

Bricklayer detected.

The math itself wasn't but damn some of those word problems fucked my shit.

>my fucking dick is inert

That explains why you're a virgin

Technocracy? Technocracy

Merkel knows calculus. Are you saying that only autistic STEMlords like her should vote?

Diff equations are just applying what you learned in Calc 2, not hard at all.

Nigger I'm in medical school and already forgot everything except basic derivatives like x^2 becomes 2x

Should we start banning people from voting who don't know how to do derive the quantum chromodynamics Lagrangian from first principles?

mathematics is a globalist liberal kikeshit scheme for niggers and retards

I will go one step further: we should ban everyone who doesn't know Measure and Integration Theory.

>100k
is it 1990? that number should be more like 250k... 500 if you're in a big city

What's next? We require basic understanding of economics? That'd be hilarious

tfw two scared too play with chemicals

Not sure what you're trying to imply but I've had sex with more than ten girls so guess who's dick's inert now.

>Calculus
>hard or needing to study
A rational intelligent person can figure that shit out with a proper symbol key

No vote, unless you have completed highschool

USA BTFO!

If you can't solve this then you shouldn't be allowed to vote

Essentially this. Calculus has nothing to do with politics, banning people who don't know it from voting is retarded and arbitrary.
>Lets not let people without medical education vote
>Lets not let people who didn't study theology in college vote
>Lets not let people who don't understand material properties vote
All of them are arbitrary and of no importance when it comes to politics.

Yes, because you can judge a mans character by how well he can solve a math problem.

>Fake maths.
>Applied Algebra is where it's at.
Good luck with finance

Forget your dick, I think you're brain is inert too

[math] \int_0^1 e^{-x^2} dx = ? [/math]

Organic chemistry is a fucking meme. Take pchem or learn frontier molecular orbital theory and you will actually know what a reaction is.

Abstract Algebra is the only algebra worth studying

>Synthesis of benzaldehyde and its derivatives by oxidation of the corresponding toluenes is an important industrial process in pharmaceutic drug synthesis.
Oxidation of -CH3 group to -CHO is carried w/MnO2 in presense of sulfuric acid. In case if MnO2 is present in excess, aqueous acid is used and if a stoichometric quantity of MnO2 is taken, conc. H2SO4 is emloyed.
If the rxn is carried out at temp's below 40 C, aldehydes are formed, however, if its temp's allowed to rise to 60-70 C, the main product is benzoic acid.
Next

Where would an Idiot such as myself learn calculus?
>tfw goofed off in high school to my detriment later in life and am missing out on cool mathematical stuff

I was prefering to be retarded the hole time.

I would make far more sense to base on an understanding of General Relativity that Calc imo
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Start with a book on single variable calculus.

I passed calculus and I still don't understand what I'm doing. I just know how to do it

Khan Academy.

>Should we start banning people from voting who don't know how to compute the l-adic cohomology attached to a projective scheme over a global field?

go through college math ya goofus. they have low level math you can start at and it's taught MUCH better than highschool teaches it.

>starting with toluene

You have to make toluene first

But before you need to make benzene

>mathematics is a globalist liberal kikeshit scheme for niggers and retards

Looks good but would that legit work?

There is no reason for this, it's a waste of time.

People should study for what they want to be not waste time studying some irrelevant information.

Professor Leonard on YouTube

But sure make this

And tell me what it is and it does

I'd like to continue to troll, but here's the fact.

If you haven't done History, Economics, as well as Geo-politics at uni, you have no business voting.

Nothing less matters when making a vote that litrially affects those three areas.

Its 100% useless.

Carbon dioxide, causes global warming.

>I passed calculus and I still don't understand what I'm doing.

This is a problem. First with your high school for passing you, and second with you for not understanding very basic ideas. Sit with the ideas until they make sense instead of relying on symbols as a crutch.

Did Trump learn Calculus? Don't you need to know that to get a BS in Economics?

>Toluene is found in allspice. Toluene is isolated from distilled tolu balsam (Myroxylon balsamum).
>Toluene is added to gasoline, used to produce benzene, and used as a solvent. Exposure to toluene may occur from breathing ambient or indoor air affected by such sources. The central nervous system (CNS) is the primary target organ for toluene toxicity in both humans and animals for acute (short-term) and chronic (long-term) exposures. CNS dysfunction and narcosis have been frequently observed in humans acutely exposed to elevated airborne levels of toluene; symptoms include fatigue, sleepiness, headaches, and nausea.

Kek are we making nerve gas or some shit? Im literally just googling and pasting what i find. Please dont make me get v&

The only problem is your arbitrary measurement of human worth.

nah, statistics

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>be user
>graduate medical school and start working on medical research on metabolic processes and glucose tolerance
>start to develop a new method to calculate the data you need
>after years of research and hard work, finally accomplish your masterpiece
>publish ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/8137688
>realize you just rediscovered the trapezoid rule

He went to Penn. He knows basic calculus and would have solved every problem posted here in his youth if he can't solve them now

Then republicans would most likely never be seen again

Try it. :)

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