Unbelievable Facts #1

What if I told you, that it would be possible to fit all the rice grains in the world on a single checkboard?

I would suspect you were wrong

it depends how high you can stack them

I'd say your a madman and posting on the wrong board!

What if I told you, there are more ants on Earth than there are stars and planets in the whole Universe?

id say you were high as shit and still dont understand compound interest.

Yes, obviously if you follow that pattern in theory the squares could hold more i'm sure.

2x2 = 4
4x4 = 8
8x8 = 16

ETC.

that's objectively wrong though

There are more stars and planets in the universe than there are atoms.

Explain how that's possible

Slavs are white.

Do you know that when you look at a planet and you see that light, that planet's not even there! that's just a light, that's just your neighbor shining a flashlight right into your yard looking for coons, and he says "what are you doing in my backyard? with that flashlight?" and I told him "I'm shining, I'm shining in the window so I can teach your son about the universe" he said "get out of my yard and why are you communicating to my son? why are you in all black? behind my bushes shining a light into my house?" and I said "I'm teaching your son about the universe! I'm shining a light, shining a light right in there and exploring his room as he's looking out and exploring the universe!" I turn the light off and I see your son go to bed and I turn the light back on and I do swirls on his wall like a comet's tail. I do this every night with your son.

I wouldn't say anything I'd just stare at you with my complete undivided attention

u wot m8 u fuckin talkin out ya arse m8

The universe is infinite, but there are a finite number of atoms.

#checkmate

i'd say you were a dumb cunt

>The universe is infinite
But thats wrong

What if I told you, that by simply folding a single sheet of A4 paper it would be possible construct a tower from Earth to the Moon 3,5x times in length?

what if I told you you could take all of the black penises in the world, and fit them into your mum's anus

fellow smart people, explain this

what is the infinite universe made of?

and that mans name? Albert Einstein.

There was more time between the Stegosaurus and the Tyrannosaurus Rex than between the Tyrannosaurus Rex and

There's one that always amazed me.

What if I told you that Counter Strike Source had more players then Counter Strike GO before the skins/crate update ?

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The pyramids were constructed chronologically closer to the dinosaurs than to modern day.

i would call you crazy! i would work to discredit your work, your name, and your family. i would devote every moment of my time to ensuring you died penniless.
don't push me, snownigger.
(your factoid is missing a clause.)

you and i are going to have problems, too.

Not if I decide what checkerboard you have to use. Or if you had to manufacture it on your own and gather up all the rice.

I'd say you wouldn't have the tensile strength to keep folding A4 past a few hundred times without the material breaking down.

there are more atoms in your mom's vagina than there are in the entire solar system

Spacetime

This actually got me

my mom doesn't have a vagina, she's been incinerated

fuck off with that facebook post

What if the solar system were in her gaping vagina
checkm6 rekt.

Honestly, that whole image played me like a damn fiddle.

>Finns
You guys are aware that this is a shill thread, right ?

What if I told you, Hitler killed six million Jews in the holocaust?

wat?

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yes, yes, we know the story of the pooinloo prince who trie to scam his king that way and got rekt, that cheeky scrub

slidn thread

hahhahAHAHAHA

her vagina's atoms have just been redistributed

in fact atoms in the water you drink today and atoms your right hand could both contain your mom's vagina's atoms

you are old incinerated pussy dust

it's poetic

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How big is this checkerboard?

>egg comes from pussy
>Egg becomes you
>Therefore you are a giant pussy
Science bitch

>1
feel free to believe that.
>2
Could cut my hair and count them.
>3
Can do, easily
>4
of course
>5
You can't count
>6
wrong. I twisted my tongue btw.
>7
wrong again dumbass
>8
No. I made it for you, dumbass.
>9
Well, no. Duh
>10
No. It's stupid.

You can't checkmate me there's rice all over my chessboard.

Must be a communist world

What if I told you your own g spot is inside your perky tiny asshole and poop doesn't even come close to storing there? Or being a problem? Ever?

Neil DeGrasse Tyson said so

Shilling for what?autism awareness?

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I would tell you to stop fantasizing about g-spots in my asshole, you faggot.

Kek

Bullshit.

>no "ur mom if you read this"
Am I on Sup Forums in 2017?

Try it. And THEN shit your pants. Like you just did here. And wont do then

>Egg was cut out of stomach
>Not born of womankind
>Born of the steel blade and science
>Kill MacBeth
Science bitch

>this is politics

reported

fuck you burgerking.

Saying you reported someone is vannable

You glorious motherfucker.

underrated

What if I told you, that it would be possible to fit all the jews in the world in a single oven?

>Try it. And THEN shit your pants. Like you just did here. And wont do then
I think you switched to faggot speak. Your words don't make much sense.

Poop goes high. Never comes close to the goodness you dont know what youre talking about. Trump is an illiterate. You said something. So you understand. If you want to understand the full potential of manhood you are missing out. Now either keep crying or do something about it

I'd tell you you've been reading too many of Jaden Smith's tweets.

Thank god it's not an American this time.

You sure like to talk about poop.

That was fucking great

Why not. I mean we have no context. I see youve chosen to cry. Similar substance to your leaky vaginas nobody brings up

kek

Are all Canadians like you or do they also tell you you talk too much about poop?

I mean the known universe maybe.

There has to be a few billion ants on earth
and I imagine we've only discovered and record a few hundred million celestial bodies, although now that I think about it, i doubt that is close enough at all.

There are way more ants than that. The BBC claims there are around 100 trillion.

FUCK YOU KIDDO NOW I FEEL LIKE A TOOL

My teacher was wrong when she said Canadian language doesn't exist

top kek, OP chink crushed

kekd

>4x4=8
>8x8=16

American education

>being this new

The earth is flat and we live in a hologram

I've got a pretty decent one that isn't memeing. The entire world's population could live inside Texas and the population density would still be less than half of what it is in Macau.

>7.2bn people
>Texas: 268,581 sq mi
>7.2bn/268,581 = 26807.5 per sq mi
>Macau pop: 650,900
>Macau area: 11.8sq mi
>650,900/11.8 = 55,161 per sq mi

Though I see conflicting reports on the size of Macau as small as 6sqmi so the population density could be even higher.
I'm not saying it would be comfortable, but that's how it is.

Top kek mate

Get this, Finnish loser.
IF it were possible.
If you folded a piece of paper, 103 times, it would be as thick as the observable universe.

what if I told you pizza ranch is the new comet pizza?

It's ok Stacy enjoy the only one type of stim
We have no accent. This doesn't have much to do with the pills I decided to drop for your guys' benefit but only got reemed out instead. Right wing men are pussies

If you fold a paper 103 times it would reach the moon

What if I told you that Cleopatra lived closer in time to the big bang than she did to the building of the pyramids.

>what if i told you that you are a autistic faggot.

It would go a lot farther than the moon, friend.

I'd believe you. Somebody said once that trees are rocks and forests are fake. Dont know about that but all this shit is interesting

believable fact #1

OP is a faggot

Would you believe there were less jews before world war 2 than after it?

Ahh yes, a quote by the great Niel DeWeed Scienceman, pioneer in astrology

Do you know the human gut is so long, that if you sliced a man open and laid his intestines out on the ground in a perfectly straight line, he'd die?

LMFAO

Clever cunt

No but I did know that you can see the great Wall of China from the moon if you take a picture of it there with you.

What if I told you that 2^102 = 5.07e^30 but that a molecule only is around the size of 10−10 m.