Pooperpower

bbc.com/news/world-asia-india-38977803
>India has created history by successfully launching 104 satellites on a single mission, overtaking the previous record of 37 satellites launched by Russia in 2014.

>Of the 104 small satellites, 96 belong to the United States while Israel, Kazakhstan, the United Arab Emirates, Switzerland and the Netherlands are the other foreign clients.

>Observers say it is a sign that India is emerging as a major player in the multi-billion dollar space market.

Are you ready to welcome the one true superpower Sup Forums?

India could invent the cure for cancer and still nobody would care about that shithole

Trudeau says something retarded about feminism and the world goes crazy praising us

Canada is de facto an Indian state though.

Lel

You'll always be brown, weird smelling, weird looking and making funny noices. Also, you shit in the streets. Nobody will ever care.

I mean, you're not wrong

>3.86% of Canada is Indian
>you are our state!
Tell your brother to stop calling me with telemarketing scams

>You'll always be brown, weird smelling, weird looking and making funny noices. Also, you shit in the streets.
An accurate description of Germany in 2030.

Fakenews

earth is flat
space is fake
there is no globe

breaks your reality of lies

Haha, Poondia is serving some quality curry bantz!

Your county is shit so the poo in loo is not wrong.

>103 nano satellites

Literally nothing. Those things are tiny, cheap pieces of shit.

>Of the 104 small satellites, 96 belong to the United States
Come on lad, give us some credit.

Haha yeah we're so shitty

Do you poop on the streets son? tell the truth

THEY ARE NOT GREEN

You treasonous musings won't be tolerated forever, Citizen.

Compared to America

Lol at SpaceX's business getting outsourced to India. No wonder Musk's on our side.

Shut the fuck up stupid faggot
Canada is the number one country in the world
We invented the snowmobile
We invented hockey, baseball, football, basketball
We saved Europe twice in war
We are the reason the Dutch monarchy exists today, technically they're Canadian citizens so Canadians rule the Netherlands kek

Autism

10 feet of snow hides a lot of >designated

>Do you poop on the streets
Only the designated ones.