>A Ukrainian and an African students live together in a room. The African is poor and hungry, but the Ukrainian have received a sending from parents. So he takes out a can of borscht, a big loaf of bread with butter, a big piece of salo, onion, a bottle of gorilka (vodka) and begins to eat. The African looks at him jealously. The Ukrainian asks: "Are you hungry ?" / "Yes, very hungry !" / "Sorry, I don't have bananas."
Is this a thing?
>Müller was walking through the forest when he saw two eyes staring at him in the darkness: "Must be an owl," Müller thought. / "Who's an owl? You're an owl yourself!" Stierlitz thought.
its hard to translate russian jokes into english, people wont get the pun
Leo Gray
>Müller was walking through the forest when he saw two eyes staring at him in the darkness: "Must be an owl," Müller thought. / "Who's an owl? You're an owl yourself!" Stierlitz thought. pls explain like you would to an illiterate leftist
Aiden Miller
a bear walks through forest, sees a burning car, gets inside it and dies
James Harris
It's a reference to soviet TV series, parodying it's third-person voice over narrative. It makes no sense by itself
Brody Baker
>Ukraine
Angel Turner
i like more stories where african fucks qt blonde ukraian girl
Jordan Barnes
Man comes to shop to buy a hat and puts on one. And it fits him perfectly
