Political incorrect jokes

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Hitler was a cuck! He didn't even try to physically exterminate the Jews!

So I'm walking down the street, see a nog carrying a telly - looks just like mine. I rushed back home to check, but it was OK, mine was still out back picking cotton

>nig-nog runs out of toilet paper

>decides to use hand as "paper"

>since he is brown, and shit is brown, how does he know when he's done wiping?

>when his hand begins to smell better than the rest of him, he knows he's done.

What do you call an Aboriginal driving a car?


A thief.

why did Jesus have a beard?


the same reason we have pubes...


...to catch the cum with!

here u go op

Whats the difference between a black man and an elevator?

An Elevator can raise a family.

So I saw a black guy today, and guess what?...I called him a nigger! ahahahahaha

There is an apartment block. Inside it lives a White family, a Black family and a Mexican family. One day an earthquake hits and the building gets destroyed, killing two of the families.
Which family survived?


The white family, because the Parents were at work and the children were at school.

Two chicks talking:
>so last time I had sex, I swear it was like the Olympic 100m final
>oh you poor thing, you mean cos it was over in 10 seconds?
>no, cos it involved 8 black men and a gun

What's the worst thing about being a black jew?
Having to sit in the back of the oven.

Keked.

How do you stop niggers from hanging in your front yard?

Cut them down, drag them to a tree behind the house and hang em up there.

Love this one. Fucking classic!

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How do you stop niggers pogo dancing?
Paper the ceiling with velcro

***__Offensive joke contest__***

How small was the smallest jew?
2cm ash pile

How tall was the tallest jew?
2m darting flame

How many jews can you fit in a car?
2 in the front, 3 in the back 27 in the ash tray

Jews and Nazis play football in the gas-chamber, who wins?
Jews, home advantage.

What's long and hard about a black man?
His life

Why do you put a baby feet-first into the blender?
So you can still jizz in its face

What's green an mowing the lawn?
I can paint my slave any way I want

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb?
Let that bitch clean in the dark?

Why do women have small hands?
To clean the corners better

What do you know if you see a woman at the window?
The chain was to long

Why can't women box?
Because they have no rights

Why do women have small feet?
So the can stand closer to the stove

What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing you didn't tell her twice before.

Why can't women ski?
Cause it doesn't snow in the kitchen

Stevie Wonder when asked, about his life being tough as a blind man:
Well, at least I'm not a nigger.

It's strange how making jokes about white people has now become politcally incorrect. Go on any video on yt now where a person dare shittalks white people and see the shitstorm in the comments and 90% dislikes on it.

>doc I need birth control pill pills for my 10yr old daughter
>10 years old? Is she sexually active?
>nah, bitch just lays still and cries

>german """"""""""humor""""""""""

>implying jews didn't come up with those jokes and distribute them via the early education system to every fledgling deutsche jungen

Thanks for the laughs, post a few more before the polizei show up to arrest you for hate speech.

>daddy, daddy! I think I got my first period!
>no, it's alright love, I've just got a nosebleed is all

What's the difference between karate and judo?
Karate is a form of self defense and judo is what bagels are made of

I was walking down the street the other day when I saw a black guy rolling by on a bicycle.. 'Fuck, that looks like mine!!' I thought. But when I got home and checked the shed I was relieved to see mine was in there, safely peeling potatoes for dinner.

A turk, a moroccan and a romanian come by in a car. Who is driving?

The police.

Mommy, there's a skeleton in the pool...mommy?!

A man is going down on a women, when he suddenly stops and tastes..."That's fucking horsesemen...Grandma! That's how you died!"

Two gays are entering a cab. They start to giggle and one says: "I gotta fart." He lets out a silent little pffft and the other start cracking up. The taxi driver is confused. Then the other gay guy says, wait I gotta fart too and also lets out a little pffft.
Now the taxi driver is laughing too. "You wanna hear a fart?" he says and lets out a thundering asswind. The gays go silent, one turns to the other and whispers "pff, virgins."

What's the difference between a dick and a pistol?
Kids STOP crying when my pistol goes off in their mouth

Why do black people smell?
So blind people can hate them too

I like my women how I like my cigars. 7 years old and smuggled from Cuba in a sack

I like my women how I like my coffee. Without some other fucker putting their dick in it.

This threads humor is so dark, it's picking cotton.

Why is Italy shaped like a boot?
Because they couldn't fit that much shit in a sneaker

How come that they smell? Sometimes unbearable

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What do you call an aboriginal with two cars?

A pretty fucking good thief

A couple in a southern state invited their preacher over to dinner, and after the dinner the husband drove the preacher back. Along the road, the man saw a lone walking negro. Normally, he would run them over, but his passenger complicated that. So he instead pretended to nod off and fall asleep, until he heard a thud. He looked in the rear view mirror and asked "Did I hit that poor man?", to which the preacher replied "Almost not, but I got him with the door".

Bretty good

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why are black people good at basketball?

because their knee grows

Baby in the blender reminded me of this.

IT'S AWWWRIGHT!

Can we just cool it with the WW2 jokes, guys?
My great grandfather died in one of the death camps over there.

He fell out of his guard tower.

Oh, I've got one. A Mexican, a Jew, and a colored guy go into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "Get the fuck out of here."

How many layer of pedopornography are you on m'dude?

>himmler I'm going to gas 6 gorillion Jews and one clown
>but mein fuhrer, why gas the clown?
>see goebbles? nobody gives a fuck about the kikes