In a theoretical designer baby future:
You are able to alter your child's gene for melanin. Stat Increase:
+100% Sunburn Protection
+50% Skin Cancer Protection
-75% Projectile Evade Chance
Do you accept the perk?
In a theoretical designer baby future:
Hudson Cox
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Owen Jenkins
No because melanin is why niggers get so much more cancer than any other race: it limits vitamin D production, which fucks up gene replication
Evan Brooks
If you live anywhere where there's not much sun melanin is really bad, some people even have to take suplements because they don't get enough vitamin D
Levi Howard
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Michael Bennett
This, I haven't seen proper sunlight for more than two or three months now
Hunter Thompson
Sucks, because I live in Washington State, and every black man I ever see is depressed as fuck. When I go south, everyone cheers up.
Jackson Price
U should probably tell them that they need supplements for vitamin D.
Cooper Martinez
dont forget to factor in
+50% heart attack
-15% life expectancy
-20% intelligence
+10% social instability
Gavin Brown
and +15% musicianship
William White
>-15%
Fixed that for you
Robert Gray
Pic looks like a Britlad on holiday in Portugal.
Samuel Anderson
>bongo drums and talking/chimping
>music
LMAO
Dylan Allen
>In a theoretical designer baby future:
No. Probably wind up with their arms and legs dropping off when they hit 40 unless they pay monsanto(tm) a fee.
Josiah Nguyen
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Joseph Jenkins
You're one to talk, nord, if you think black metal is music.
Dylan Reed
-80% swimming
"I'll just go out for a sec, honey" special skill
"Shitty hair" cosmetic mod
Connor Rodriguez
>Tumblr delight
Chameleon (Passive ability)
>Haircolor=random, changes every 1-5 days
>skincolor=random, changes every 1-5 days, can not be white
Tank (Passive ability)
>weight=Normal weight*1.8+
Born politician (Passive ability)
>Can only be liberal
ScREEch (Active ability)
>Win any argument once per day immediately
Patriarchy smash (Active ability)
>Creates a 30cm gap between legs when sitting
Tyler Jackson
>Tumblrnaut
>Active: twice per day, consume an autistic:
>Cartoon
>Comic
>Fan Dub
>To remove "Crippling Depression" debuff temporarily
Blake Ortiz
Aura of pestilence (Passive)
>Discharges sweat glands, lowering surrounding unit oxygen intake (can stack, stacks every second, max stacks equal to enemy willpower/5, at max stacks disables lungs)
Jonathan Miller
This. For some reason nords regard themselves as genius musicians when all they have to offer is metal and bjork. Never have EVER heard some good jazz or thinks of the like from them. non symphonic black metal is trash fAm
Joshua Garcia
blacks can still get skin cancer at normal rates, but they get a different kind of skin cancer than whites.
Michael Reed
>For some reason nords regard themselves as genius musicians
No we don't
Why are there so many butthurt mongrels on Sup Forums making shit up?
Dylan Adams
I got something fucky with me. i'm about to start takung vitamin d supplements . i'm not even a darkie I look like an asian.
Josiah Nelson
no since no one leaves their house anymore anyway
Hudson Williams
I'll take +15% to all stats
Reduce cooldown by 20%
Walking speed increased by 20
Increase hitbox
Increase health by 50
Increase armor by 5
Sub-human classes (Niggers, Arabs, Indians) have been removed.
Jews moved into the oven for further playtesting.
Nolan Roberts
Yes you do
You already think black metal is high skill musicianship. kys
Ethan James
A small minority of Nords listen to Black metal. Again you are just making shit up. Jealous?
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This however, is "high skill musicianship"