MY JOB CAN'T BE AUTOMATED

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THIS IS JUST THE FUCKING BEGINNING

YOU KEKOLDS BETTER GET READY FOR THE AUTOMATION REVOLUTION

BECAUSE IF YOU AREN'T A CAPITAL OWNER

YOU ARE LITERALLY FUCKED

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which one is it? there will be revolution or you will get by if you own capital?

exactly how do you see this revolution playing itself out? and how does the capital owners get by during?

Why do we need to keep increasing immigration to replace the aging population if more types of jobs are going to be automated?

Office and service jobs are the next thing to go. Even programmers are not safe since they are making programs that do alot of recursive programming now. Thank god I learned real skills instead of some meme education.

The purpose of immigration was never jobs. It was to disrupt social harmony + and silently genocide white people.

It's not just white genocide. Capitalists want a world like the communists, a borderless, cultureless world. It seeks a monolithic culture created and controlled by plutocrats. It attacks Islam and Europeans for being the last two major cultures that had and will have the potential to get rid of Jews.

This kills the automation.

I'm literally shaking right now, I better get my blanket

The people pushing the idea that we need more immigrants the manual labor are assuming a future that is the same as we have now, which does not include nearly as much automation as there will be

(((ezra)))

>BECAUSE IF YOU AREN'T A CAPITAL OWNER
>YOU ARE LITERALLY FUCKED

>when you're working as an analyst at an activist hedge fund
I'm going to make a lot of money making companies more efficient, i.e. firing plebs like you.

How so?

A automated vehicle goes over it, it registers the bump, sends out another automated vehicle to cover it up.

>efficiency

Sounds like a job for a computer.

Exactly bro. These desk jockeys dont realize how easy they are to replace.

Graphic designer here, be a long ass time before the machines can be creative.

Enjoy the soup lines fellas.

Are you serious? Do you realize how big the animation industry was before computers?

>be a long ass time before the machines can be creative.

Hardly. Its not hard for an AI to recognise what pleasing visuals are, so just wait until captcha asks you to select "art" like they did for things like "romantic" and that will be your job out as well. Already we have the Library of Babel, so that's literature taken care of.

Computers replaced pencils. I'm not some crayon monkey in a design farm, I get paid for ideas that make people like you want my shit, among other things.

Design is understanding people and sending them a message, not churning out identical animation frames, it's chalk and cheese.

my job is to automate other peoples jobs

I give you 10 years tops

I don't understand how you can automate without having artificial intelligence. How will robots do any kind of trade work without having its own brain

>Library of Babel

Can I get a quick rundown?

>AI

Ah, the magical AI excuse to go with the magical, mass produced robotics excuse. You're reddit's dream poster, they think magical Iron Man computers are 5 minutes away too.

I'll believe it when I see it. Self-diving cars are barely out of the starting blocks, so I'll be comfortably dead and decayed by the time AI can sell people products with artwork they created.

They wont be fully autonomous. Its like now with welding in an automobile factory. The machines do all the work with 1 to 2 operators (brains) controlling things. This reduces things from a 40 man workforce to 2. Thats how it works until AI is a thing.

How do I into capital ownership?

>you are fucked

Just refuse to use it.

If they send someone to shoot you, let them shoot you. Just reincarnate and keep rebelling.

Or shoot back and kill the cops.

Fuck the system, reject it.

Wrong, sorry.

AI can already create works of art, paintings, music, voices and singing, can mimic facial expressions, etc.

Plumber here, be a long ass time before machines can fix what plumbers did 10 years ago.

C-Can they automate engineers?

>I get paid for ideas that make people like you want my shit

A computer can do that easily. Pull in information from millions of sources, and with some changing variables spit out something.

>Design is understanding people and sending them a message
No, design is drawing on millions of sources about what evokes certain feelings and then creating something that does exactly that.

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Got some bad news for you bro..

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I understand that part but there is alot of welding that robots cannot do. That system only works when your making the same thing over and over.

There are some jobs that won't be automated any time soon though. Like for example AI right now is really bad at learning how to clean rooms.

You mongoloid, the invention of tractors and textile machines was also horrible right?

>tfw you're rich and dont have to work a day in your life if you dont want to and still travel the world and live like a king
Feelsgoodman

I am a cnc programmer

I really doubt I'll be going anywhere besides work every morning

Say it with me, Sup Forums

>FULLY
>AUTOMATED
>COMMUNISM

AI doesn't have to be as complex as you think it does to do this.

The internet wasn't a household thing until the early to mid 90s. Now it's everything.

AI will sweep through everything 15 years after being introduced

Oh exactly. Thats why non factory welders and people like Plumber bro above will be safe. They have to be too mobile, they have to make on the fly adjustments or work in unconventional locations and positions. The automation chips away but the mobility is a limiting factor and size. Unlike desk jobs which are data entry, reception, etc tier.

truly luddism is the only path.

the machines only purpose is to make a human obsolete.

So easy, and yet I get paid a fortune to do it, as do the millions of other designers out there, with absolutely no industry concern about automation.

Sure is great just inventing magic machines that can do anything based on your complete ignorance of a profession.

Good luck being able to do that job for pay when every person in the world becomes a plumber, and the unemployment is so high that you're working to pay tax to the people you cheered as they lost their jobs.

Nothing good is going to come from this.

Even if my job evolves into a manager for an increasingly sophisticated set of farming machines.

kek

An AI can be made that can draw models from a library of categories, color them, reshape them, etc. All you have to do then is to simply place them. And for the highly-specialized "high-tier art" jobs that would still employ you, you'd have to line up in a line of millions of unemployed people wanting the job as well

From the website

>Those who tire of being constantly thwarted looking for meaning among the library’s babble can use reading its jumbled texts as a form of meditation. Eventually your mind learns no longer to search for or expect significance.

Lolwut

"A machine can never take my job!"
t. John Henry

>tfw farmer

My job is safe as fuck and will become more profitable in a SHTF situation. Even if my job evolves into a manager for an increasingly sophisticated set of farming machines.

a jew who hates usury is no jew at all

Your grandfather had a bigger family, a bigger house and a wife who didn't work.

You have a rental flat, a bus pass, no children and no gf at all.

Automation is not creating new jobs.
Automation is not creating new jobs.
Automation is not creating new jobs.
Automation is not creating new jobs.

SAVE UP MONEY AND INVEST SO YOU WILL BE IN THE CAPITAL INVESTOR CLASS.

p.s. 15 years ago there was a s-f story on some site which explored the future of full automation and possible stratification of societies. Can't find it again...

Why does a person need to drive that harvester or plough when it can be driven by GPS, and then sent out when it's harvest season?

>mfw physicist
I'm not in a too bad position, I suppose

bro, you are the pleb.

better save your shekels and run, because you'll be working yourself out of a job.

> If $roadahead != smooth then goto $detour

In practice it would of course be more complicated but the general idea is pretty simple...

>save up money so you can be taxed to shit to pay for the mass unemployment

No amount of money will be enough to join the ranks of those who will benefit from this.

People will never accept it. They'll make all the same excuses that people have been making for centuries.

I dont know bro sounds like you are just a calculator to me. I could be wrong because aside from having to know formulas I cant imagine what your job entails.

you're the horse in this scenario, not the farmer.

if i had to choose who takes care of me when i'm 90 years old and the option is between robots or muslims i would take robots anytime

>Even programmers are not safe since they are making programs that do alot of recursive programming now.
Oh no! Not recursion!? This means literally nothing and AI is not creative nor will it be trusted.

>mfw petsitter/dogwalker for the wealthy
>robots can't do my job because animals crave human attention
>job security until the end of time
>watching factory and office drones getting btfo by robots
>laugh my ass off while I'm covered in puppies

more and more, engineers are using tools they understand less and less. at the very least, the tools reduce the number of engineers needed.

I've already invested in Bitcoin so no worries.

Scan the road, throw an exception

Animal husbandry cannot be done by machines. And even if we get gps guided farm machinery to do the actual work you would still need someone physically there to manage the opporation. Which essentially is what I already do.

>Recursive programming

Nigga you dumb

>yfw beta fag programmers and engineers destroy their own employment by greedily rushing to serve the pedophile billionaires

Nice job fags. You ruined your chances for steady income.

>but ray kuzweil said there'd be new jobs

Ya, the head engineer of (((google))) who himself is a jew hellbent on achieving Godhood (probably rapes kids too) was telling you the truth

>I'm a professional dog walker

Lmao'ing at ur lyfe m8

>SAVE UP MONEY AND INVEST SO YOU WILL BE IN THE CAPITAL INVESTOR CLASS.

This pole knows his stuff. Also, real estate and metals. Start your own business if you're able. There's no other escape

>Even programmers are not safe since they are making programs that do alot of recursive programming now
Kek dude you are either retarded or stupid, probably both

>Animal husbandry cannot be done by machines.
Cultured meat will be mainstream in a couple of years. Animals no longer needed.

A physicist's job is:
to ideate models explain how nature works;
to either continously refine such models so that they better manage to predict reality, or to completely reinvent and replace old models with new ones (i.e. how Relativity replaced Newtonian mechanics, or how Quantum Mechanics replaced old deterministic models, requiring a really close connection with abstract mathematics);
to ideate experiments that will manage to either verify or contradict new and old models

I make more in tips than you make in salary. literally lmao'ing at your life m8ty.

im not a programmer so sorry if I am not entirely up on the jargon but merely the argument that machines will program better than most people and tools similar to the way photoshop works will condense the manpower needed from a team to 1 or a few.

>cultured meat

You telling me the new capital owner class is going to want to eat cultured meat?

KEK.

>kernel panic
>begin passenger dump

Where this is going, the capital owners who have the land and resources to manufacture their billionaire lives without a human at all. You'll never be that.

>automating clerk jobs
>everything gon be automated!!!!
good luck automating the construction business, or the sewage business, or the landscaping business, or the restaurant business, or the art and music areas, or lawyers cops nurses, doctors teachers..... fuck i could go on forever

I will break the machines as I see them to beat the mechanical Jew you must become a Jewish negro

Essentially a breakaway civilisation?

Just Imagine how amazing a fully automated Natsoc society would be.

the most hilarious thing about this AI discussion is all the noobs training AI bots to take their jobs as they complete the captchas

this exactly, the human touch cannot bereplaced, teacehrs and barbers and mechanics... and who do they think is going to go around updating the automatons and fixing them when they break or get vandalized? lol

>he doesn't live in a country with some socialist policies
>he won't get a Universal Basic Income because of the scary GOMMUNISM
Have fun starving to death while I get paid to shitpost on Sup Forums

>the argument that machines will program better than most people
>than most people
you don't have to wait for that as this is already true as these days every 10 years old claims xe's a programmer

>he thinks AIs are possible within his lifetime

>Animal husbandry cannot be done by machines

It can, it would just be really shitty for the animals.

Besides, you're operating on the assumption that you'll be feeding a large population, and not just the top % that benefit from automation.

Automation is the future, whether you like it or not, niggers.

Just because you will remain without a job is not a reason for the next generations to follow on the same somber cycle of working like a dog until you die.

The white man will ascend to the stars. I'll be shitposting through my brain-computer interface from my spaceship room while you will die along with the shitskins on this temporary rock

I installed Gentoo a year ago, never experienced a single kernel panic. Did people stop flying after the first plane crash? After the 10th? 100th? No. Same with automatic cars. It's not inherent to a well-written program to contain bugs in critical parts of the code.

everything you listed could be automated.

That's the dumbest fucking thing I've ever read. Sup Forums is 18+ stay in school and off the internet thank you.

No, the underclass will get what they're given. The capital class will have beautiful free range food kept far away from the proles.

Yes. It will be better, healthier and cleaner.

>Finishing med school in two years
>got my tuition covered
>zero debt, already have around 50K saved up
>Going for an oncology position

I'll just invest in AI, hire a bunch of nurse practitioners/PAs, spend most of my time consulting patients and be able to run a clinic that normally would take 5-10 doctors all by myself.

Complete automation will eliminate every job (or has the potential to)... even mine.

But for the time being, I can make plenty of shekels. It's basically legal, morally acceptable slavery... but instead the "slaves" can do highly skilled labor and intellectual work too.

no, it cant. Real life is not a movie, AI's dont exist. The human thought and the human hand are tools so finely tuned that robots literally cannot duplicate them. Off the top of my head read a bit of evolutionary psychology or neuro-plasticity and you'll understand.
Computing=/=human though
a multi-use wrench

Wouldn't call it a society, if human labour has no value to the billionaires who can control the resources, then humans have no value, workers will die then the billionaires will have a few hedonistic generations before dying out themselves.

The earth will be inherited by the mothers and children in the jewish owned billionaires child sex slave farms.

depends on what you mean by AIs.

creative intelligence? proberly not.

driverless vehicles? a lot of kebab will be losing their taxis RealSoonNow™

>he thinks AI means "perfect replica of a human brain but faster"

Personalised ads are generated from a form of AI, and what do you think the captcha pattern recognition is for?

>paramedic
Be a long time so I can enjoy shit wages for a while before I die

Continuing the current trend, the world will turn into an unscientific islamic shithole before you will see any large scale automation taking away jobs for people in non-academic fields.

If Large scale automation happens before that - yup, we will get lots and lots of cilcil unrest...
Would be awesome if we could somehow skip the automation phase of (well, there your jobs go) and directly get to the "automation does so much that everyone can get whatever he/she wants without having to work, except for mainentance stuff"-phase

>the white man will die of starvation along with everyone else

Fixed.

What makes you think any of this will be for you?