SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD WANTS TO DEPORT ME

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Ice?

I AINT THE BAD HOMBRE TRUMP SAYS THAT I AM

I WAS LOOKING KIND OF DUMB FINGER ON THE GUN AND THE SHAPE OF A CROSS ON MY FOREHEAD

I AINT THE DARKEST SPIC IN THE TRUCK BED

I WAS FEELING KIND OF NUMB FROM THE BULLETS OF A GUN AND THE SHAPE OF A HOLE IN MY STOMACH

WELL, LA MIGRA KEEPS COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING

more comfy ice pics

FEDS RAID MY HOME AND I HIT THE GROUND RUNNING

fuckin kek

DIDNT MAKE SENSE TO COME LEGALLY

WORD TO YO MADRE

CAME FOR THE GIBS CAUSE I HEARD THEY'RE FREE

DIDNT MAKE SENSE TO STAY AND RAISE MY SON, THE RIGHTIES ARE SMART BUT THESE LEFTIES ARE DUMB

SO MUCH TO STEAL SO MANY TO RAPE

SO MUCH TO SCREW, SO MUCH TO FEED, SO WHATS WRONG WITH BEING A PAWN OF THE ELITES

YOU'LL NEVER GET DOUGH GOING SOLO, YOU'LL NEVER PIMP IF THERES NO HOES

HEY NOW YOURE DEPORTED, GET YOUR GAME ON, YOU CANT STAY, HEY NOW, YOURE ILLEGAL,GET A MOVE ON, THERES NO SHADE

AND ALL WITH NO PAPERS MUST GO, THE TRUE CITIZENS WONT CARRY YOUR LOAD

CALI IS A COOL PLACE, AND THEY SAY IT GETS COOLER
THEY SAY NO ID, AND THAT MAKES ME A VOTER

hahahahahaha

ITS A GREAT PLACE AND THEY SAY IT GETS GREATER, YOURE CUFFED RIGHT NOW WAIT TILL IT GETS LATER

BUT THE LIBS IN SUITS BEG TO DIFFER JUDGING BY THEIR LIPS AND THE WAY THEY SHIVER

HEY NOW YOURE DEPORTED, GET YOUR GAME ON, YOU CANT STAY, HEY NOW, YOURE ILLEGAL,GET A MOVE ON, THERES NO SHADE

BACK OVER THE BORDER AND I SEE MY HOMBRES RUNNING

Ok this is funny as fuck.

AND ALL WITH NO PAPERS MUST GO, THE TRUE CITIZENS WONT CARRY YOUR LOAD

Genius

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So many Keks this morning lads!

This needs to be made into a pasta

>Minecraft Police

A BEANER ONCE ASKED COULD I SPARE SOME EXTRA CASH, I NEED TO GET MYSELF AWAY FROM THIS PLACE,I SAID YEP WHAT A CONCEPT, I COULD USE A LITTLE HANDOUT MYSELF AND WE COULD ALL USE A LITTLE CHANGE

Ice baby

THE ICE KEEPS RAIDING, OUR TIME'S RUNNIN' THIN, SANCTUARY CITY GONE SO YOU MIGHT AS WELL SIN

WELL, LA MIGRA KEEPS COMING AND THEY DONT STOP COMING, FEDS RAID MY HOUSE AND I HIT THE GROUND RUNNING

Oh fuck I skipped those lines lol

ALL THE SPICS , WATCH THEM RUN. SHOOT THEM IN THE HEAD AND WATCH EM GET DUMB

DIDNT MAKE SENSE TO STAY AND RAISE MY SON, THE RIGHTIES ARE SMART BUT THESE LEFTIES ARE DUMB

SO MUCH TO SCREW, SO MUCH TO FEED, SO WHATS WRONG WITH BEING A PAWN OF THE ELITES

I AINT THE SMARTEST SPIC IN THE STATES
I WAS LOOKING LIKE A CHUMP WITH MY SIGN THAT SAID NO TRUMP
AND AN UNLICENCED GUN STRAPPED TO MY WAIST
WELL THE COPS START COMING AND THEN I START GOING
GOTTA GET AWAY WITHOUT ICE EVER KNOWING
THEY'LL SEND ME RIGHT BACK DOWN TO MEXICO
I SAY I LOVE MY COUNTRY BUT I NEVER WANNA GO
SO MUCH TO STEAL, WHITE GIRLS TO RAPE
WHO CARES IF MY PAPERS ARE ALL FAKE?
I WANT TO GET WELFARE CHECKS TOO
SOMEONE'S GOTTA PAY, IT'S GONNA BE YOU!

YOU'LL NEVER GET DOUGH GOING SOLO, YOU'LL NEVER PIMP IF THERES NO HOES

United States. Home. At least it was before I fucked everything up.

HEY NOW YOURE DEPORTED, GET YOUR GAME ON, YOU CANT STAY, HEY NOW, YOURE ILLEGAL,GET A MOVE ON, THERES NO SHADE

I AINT THE BAD HOMBRE TRUMP SAYS THAT I AM
I WAS LOOKING KIND OF DUMB FINGER ON THE GUN AND THE SHAPE OF A CROSS ON MY FOREHEAD
I AINT THE DARKEST SPIC IN THE TRUCK BED
I WAS FEELING KIND OF NUMB FROM THE BULLETS OF A GUN AND THE SHAPE OF A HOLE IN MY STOMACH
WELL, LA MIGRA KEEPS COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING
FEDS RAID MY HOME AND I HIT THE GROUND RUNNING
DIDNT MAKE SENSE TO COME LEGALLY
CAME FOR THE GIBS CAUSE I HEARD THEY'RE FREE
DIDNT MAKE SENSE TO STAY AND RAISE MY SON, THE RIGHTIES ARE SMART BUT THESE LEFTIES ARE DUMB
SO MUCH TO STEAL SO MANY TO RAPE
SO MUCH TO SCREW, SO MUCH TO FEED, SO WHATS WRONG WITH BEING A PAWN OF THE ELITES
YOU'LL NEVER GET DOUGH GOING SOLO, YOU'LL NEVER PIMP IF THERES NO HOES
HEY NOW YOURE DEPORTED, GET YOUR GAME ON, YOU CANT STAY, HEY NOW, YOURE ILLEGAL,GET A MOVE ON, THERES NO SHADE
AND ALL WITH NO PAPERS MUST GO, THE TRUE CITIZENS WONT CARRY YOUR LOAD
CALI IS A COOL PLACE, AND THEY SAY IT GETS COOLER THEY SAY NO ID, AND THAT MAKES ME A VOTER
ITS A GREAT PLACE AND THEY SAY IT GETS GREATER, YOURE CUFFED RIGHT NOW WAIT TILL IT GETS LATER
BUT THE LIBS IN SUITS BEG TO DIFFER JUDGING BY THEIR LIPS AND THE WAY THEY SHIVER
HEY NOW YOURE DEPORTED, GET YOUR GAME ON, YOU CANT STAY, HEY NOW, YOURE ILLEGAL,GET A MOVE ON, THERES NO SHADE
BACK OVER THE BORDER AND I SEE MY HOMBRES RUNNING
AND ALL WITH NO PAPERS MUST GO, THE TRUE CITIZENS WONT CARRY YOUR LOAD
A BEANER ONCE ASKED COULD I SPARE SOME EXTRA CASH, I NEED TO GET MYSELF AWAY FROM THIS PLACE,I SAID YEP WHAT A CONCEPT, I COULD USE A LITTLE HANDOUT MYSELF AND WE COULD ALL USE A LITTLE CHANGE
THE ICE KEEPS RAIDING, OUR TIME'S RUNNIN' THIN, SANCTUARY CITY GONE SO YOU MIGHT AS WELL SIN
WELL, LA MIGRA KEEPS COMING AND THEY DONT STOP COMING, FEDS RAID MY HOUSE AND I HIT THE GROUND RUNNING
ALL THE SPICS , WATCH THEM RUN. SHOOT THEM IN THE HEAD AND WATCH EM GET DUMB

AND ALL WITH NO PAPERS MUST GO, THE TRUE CITIZENS WONT CARRY YOUR LOAD

/comfy/

Holy moly OP
This is Straya tier shitposting
You have my blessings

this thread is so fucking gay holy shit i love it

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not trying to interrupt you magic man just putting it all together I know the song just not the lyrics

Well that's it, hope this was at least mildly entertaining for you guys.

Somebody else can add in the lines after this that I skipped.

I guess I will

SET TRASH ON TIRE, CALL FOR WAR, THAT'S THE WAY I WANT IT SAID THE LEFTIES THAT ARE SORE

that work?

Fuck, FIRE*

i wish someone with a little more audio editin skillz than me would put this together, this shit is rock solid go

treasury.gov/press-center/press-releases/Pages/as0005.aspx?src=ilaw

Crackdown happening. Muh Russia conspiracy distracting everyone.

When I get home from work in like 4 hours I'll do some fucking text to speech over the kareoke lyric-less audio if you want

Vanilla

put it in this and repost it

Thanks for helping user

Anyways just to let everyone know-

I work at a place that deals with criminals on probation and have to drug test them everyday.

Basically last week ICE came to my place and took away an illegal immigrant.

I felt great afterwards, I was thinking WOW I can't believe we're taking immigration seriously now.

The ICE agents came in to the company in regular clothes though to not scare the shit out of other illegals.

>US
>Licensed gun
UK pls

i aint the sharpest fool in the sheeeed
she was lookinh kinda dumb witb her finger and her thumn
in a shape of an M of her passport...
now the wall starts growing
and it wont stop growing

Feels good.

It's insane how the left protests arresting criminals!! I fucking hate how they muddy the issue to trick people into thinking it's about legal immigrants.

Fucking RULE OF LAW
Obama's non enforcement shit had Trey Gowdy pissed. Epic Speech.
youtube.com/watch?v=kI0OHrLWvDk

Please God someone get Morrakiu to record this

I Stole the sharpest tools in the Shed~

give him a break he tried.

something like immigration and customs enforcement

also make "ice, ice, baby" a meme

I finally found the courage to sell my quota oranges and make enough to pay for my kids.
BERNIE yes, what a concept... i could use a little gibmes myself and we could all use a little... CHAAAANGE.