UK - US Friendship Thread
Where my favorite nation, US bro's at?
UK - US Friendship Thread
Where my favorite nation, US bro's at?
Re-Colonisation when?
When we reform the empire brother.
We just have to wait for Sweden, France and Germany to fall first.
Damn, where are all the yanks?
Maccas
True, true.
You can be a makeshift yank.
How's things down under mate?
NO
Ask your mum
Get out Khan.
That's my boy.
You make me proud.
oof. just woke up still drunk from last night
Greetings. Just woke up thought I'd give praise to my English and Aussie brothers and sisters.
Good morning, how's things over there?
Good to see you as well.
it's a calm snowy morning in New York. Haven't seen any niggers so day isn't ruined yet
I have to go to work but otherwise I'm fine. Cooking American breakfast now.
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how are my fellow bongs and bros?
i thought we were frinds USA, why are you hanging out with briton :(
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Fuck UKuck. They are our most worthless colony.
Get out.
No one likes you.
Your best friend kicked the shit out of you foe independence. We asked politely. Nice one burgerbitch.
Canada = Honorary Americans that are perhaps a bit more cucked than us but are basically the same.
UK = pompous twats that are living in a dream world where we are still subservient to the crown. Unironically fuck off and gas yourself.
We broke up with you years ago. Why are you calling now?
Best friends fight and take banter too far every now and then, it's called being human, you subhuman swine.
day of the rake when?
Fuck you're getting snow? You're making me wish I still lived in that East Cost updraft.
Stuff blowing over from the West has been shit these last few years.
Whoa, whoa, whoa lads. What's brought this on, eh?
We just got over snow. Getting tons of rain now.
t. Washingtonian
What's up UK?
I'm about to but Maiden tickets for their tour this year. Your guy Bruce is going to be 3 hours away from me.
I'm fucking excited.
I haven't seen them live but I've been a fan for 23 years.
How much of an awesome time am I in for?
Grow a pair and maybe daddy'll pay attention to you again.
If you want to know how to fix it, after you brexit and all the grocery store isles here are plastered with picture of grand parades lead by the Queen and Spitfires running overhead putting out colored clouds to form a grand Union Jack in the sky, then have your Queen step up to the podium and announce forthwhith that all the governments of the dominons are hereby dissolved an shall be reformed at Our pleasure.
That'll do wonders for the Anglosphere.
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Friendship with Canada ENDED
now UK is my best friend
Avoid the caliphate of Londonistan and you will be fine.
Je suis desole ma feuille, tu et une feuille
>kicked the shit out of you
stop trying to sound british yank and we had a better kd ratio despite being outnumbered
America is like, the biggest cultural eraser of Britain. They build their shitty Starbucks and other crap. They're Americanising Britain and all you do is kiss Trumps toes like a bitch. Britain is NOT for sale, complete isolationism when?
S O O N
No no no it'll be in the States.
we don't like starbucks either
B R I C K
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That's not Americanism. That's the International Jew.
>he believed the independence meme
W-why such bullies USA and Briton I helped elect your president and brexit by posting memes and receiving digits in His name
>america
>not a better version of britain
fuck off corbyn
I have something you can help with leaf
*unzips dick*
Snowing here in Michigan nothing much else.
>That's the International Jew.
So Americans then. People are even starting to stop smoking and drinking tea. All the programs are American, they killed our TV channels and people are even starting to SPEAK like Americans. They're killing our culture because they're fucking jelous of our history.
>not a better version of britain
Well why don't you take your shitty coffee and "Baseball cap" and fuck off there then you little cunt. You're not longer part of our tribe you little traitor.
>Anime posting
>le meymeys
I'd rip your head off and suck your guts out if I saw you irl.
should be great. enjoy, you lucky one
ITT: English circle jerking
Fix this problem, then we'll talk.
pic related.
You are a floating American military base at this point. You even fight any war we decide to wage no matter how retarded it is because we told you to.
>We don't play cricket, we play baseball!
>We don't play rugby, we play "football"!
Ah yes so different.
FUCK OFF CORBYN
No way mate, we are all family here.
They wanted some of those sweet ass mineral and oil rights...relax.
make me a cup of tea you slut
>Testing out your new weapons on brown people
>retarded
FUCK OFF RON PAUL
Can confirm, just got back with my morning snack, hopefully it will hold me over till lunch.
>2x sausage egg and cheese McMuffins
>2x hash browns
>2x OJ
I dual wield this shit. Get on my level fatlets.
lol it's all British accents over here. Even NPR (our BBC) runs BBC programming.
Of course all of the above is run by globalist kikes. Meanwhile we wonder how long it will still be worth visiting Europe because it's playing a dangerous game of sudoku.
>you are a floating American military base at this point
Better than being a floating nigger and mexican farm.
>Ah yes so different.
Then you won't mind when we banish you there then. I bet you don't even know your areas native tribe. You've got a terirble disease, and I don't think it be cured: you've been Americanized, you're now part of the historyless borg mish-mash of race, gangsta rap, selfies and coffee.
>tribe
Your national dish is my favorite food.
Now I' want some fish and chips.
Don't bother, Europe is already dead. The only solution now is for an intrpid tribe of white people to migrate somewhere so inhospitable the nigs and pakis can't follow us, like the artic or antartica.
google.ca
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Relax Achmed, you aren't even British.
Only if you finally rid yourself of Marxism. You won't even have to fight us. We will treat you as brothers and we will rebuild the United States
Ignore the shills. It's a shariablue fag.
Meant for That was what Britain looked like before Jewish Christianity.
I don't know man, the Caliphate is trying to hike across frozen tundra just to get into Canada with frostbite, apparently.
They're shacking up in motherfucking Finland.
Hello my brethren.
I hope you are holding up strong across the way.
Much respect dad.
> Sort yourself out, eh.
youtube.com
After their economic collapse we can colonize China.
It will be fantastic.
>Only if you finally rid yourself of Marxism.
splain
>trying to educate me
gonna have to blow that map out a bit more, you fucking idiot. Haven't you read a single book? Here, I'll help you with the history of "your own" (proxy?) country.
That's only because the traitorus government is helping them. They couldn't even cross the mediterrainian on their own.
Fuck you filthy Anglo trash. We're not friends and will never be.
This russian/australian girl i used to hit on would say maccas was slang for mcdonalds and i thought she was joking. do you actually say this
>yfw britbongs become the 51st state
Canada, my most loyal son. Strong and kind.
They turn your best attributes against you, they abuse your good nature to spit in your face.
>he can't read that size
Why do Americans have such poor eyesight? Here. Those are the tribes of Pre-Anglo Saxon Britain.
>Bede
90% bullshit and myth.
Literally fuck off you cunt
lets mix tea and coffee. we would be unstoppable together!
shoo shoo jew shill
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One of the funniest parts was when Iceland decided to mandate a quota of invaders.
sorry
>expert mariners
>using rubber dinghies to cross the Atlantic
>navigating by the stars
>finding a tiny island in the middle of nowhere
>to arrive in a coldass literally ice land
>with no technology or cultural ability to survive
£5 m8
jumbo cod n chips with mushy peas
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I imagine that process would start with selling pieces of their country to America.
You were repaid in full with meme magic you ungrateful leaf.
Give us a shout after and we'll discuss trade and maybe being pals again
>jew shill
>the tribe were LITERALLY eradicated by Jewish religion
Fuck off you mongrol dog, race mixing has melted your brain.
The UK is my favorite European country. I've been all around England and was planning on visiting this summer to go on a road trip with my brother across England and Scotland. Any recommended places to visit?
NEVER.
I love you, papa, I just need some space.
As opposed to figuratively? Metaphorically? You're trash too kid and probably a spicnigger. A bullet to the brain is the only way to end your misery.
>mushy peas
You guys have the best names for things.
Looks like it came out of an industrial food pump and they hit it with a spatula though.
It's not though. It's just bigger and brasher, we're the masters of dry wit and subtlety.
We're not better or worse just slightly different.
>Obvious their government is a shit ton better because we are in a marxist/socialist nightmare
shoo shoo jew shill
high fructose blue pill