>Be me >SJW cunt berating me because I didn't share her (((opinions))) >Accuse her of being Islamophobic >She gets confused >Tell her I am of a minority religion, a-shala >Watch her do a 360 and walk away
Why don't you just claim to be Muslim when dealing with these shits? They completely shut down when this happens.
He made the SJW throw an ERROR, the same thing that little magic calculator says when you what? ------> Divide by Zero. Christ this must be why you guys are getting the raw end of immigration...too fucking ignorant to draw a basic inference. BTW fuckwit, I work in a Nanolab in the Midwest USA, I know you can't divide by zero for real.
Adam Young
>G-guys, it was just a meme! >I was just pretending to be retarded!
Nice try.
Adam Cook
Lel gtfo achmed
Jayden Robinson
Kek, ahmed is a lost cause. Dont try to explain it to him
Caleb Hernandez
You arent making yourself look like the smart one ...
Sebastian Rogers
REISS DICH ZUSAMMEN, HANS Wegtreten.
Henry Jenkins
>arent
Punctuation. It isn't just for the upper classes anymore.
Apostrophes matter, retard.
Aiden Ortiz
Keep it coming German, I am bored waiting on you to be witty.
Samuel Wilson
Achmed prepetuating the stereotype, ecks deeee
Caleb Fisher
Oh, I'll keep it coming...all over your face.
Christian Cruz
>Caucasus mountains fag who grew up to a half Muslim family and currently irreligious with fluent knowledge of Islam and its dangers
Already done it, It's even funnier when I get a "FUCKING WHITE MALE" response
Dylan Morgan
Its a meme you dip
Hudson Reyes
Now I almost positive your either 12 and bored at school, or unemployed and destitute. Please German, try harder...I was under the impression all the superior schooling would make you a more intelligent opponent. But, I guess all the smart Nazis came here after the war or died...what a shame. Have fun with the Sociopolitical abortion that is your county and obviously your deficient education. I pity you.
Charles Young
Your mom's face is a meme.
Brandon Baker
I've been considering this. You can be extremely anti-feminist and somewhat redpilled in public, and it's all okay to PC retards if you say you're a Muslim.
Jose Young
>ITT: Retards that give free (You)s to some shitskin in Germany for very obvious bait.
Caleb Harris
kek something about German autism is so endearing
Aaron Jackson
fuck you are stupid, that's why they see hans has no humor, waddafak
Leo Butler
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Gabriel Hall
As a decent 9/10 aryan guy, people wouldn't believe me if I said I'm muslim. Mashallah
Evan Cooper
>Turk (((bait)))
Jackson Carter
My sister is a convert muslim. Yes, the stereotype of white trash woman.
Anyways, i always win when i say "my sister is a muslim btw". :D
I just have to be careful to set the tone not condemning, which is the hardest part. :D
Xavier Baker
Muh Arabic numerals we wuz mathmetitions!
John King
>Achmed so autistic he can't understand a joke
Pls just be bait
Joseph Brown
>Implying im not responding ironically
Noah Anderson
No, just the immigrants who got shipped in.
Aaron Wright
>Do a 360 and walk away. Walked through you?
Levi Long
Okay retard, let me explain.
user was doing impression of computer.
Let's say you have computer and write shitty code where computer is told to divide by zero. What's gonna happen? Go ahead. Try it. I'll wait.
Back? Good. Now you see what happens. The computer throws a hissy fit. It looks like user did.
Benjamin Perry
>user was doing impression of computer.
Then why didn't he just go *beep beep* and bluescreen?
You're not very convincing. Nice try, though.
Jason Peterson
top kek hans, I fucking had the best laugh of my day, the fact that it took everyone this long to figure out you're fucking with them is hilarious.
Luis Jenkins
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Asher Stewart
>360 and walk away should be 180 you fucking moron
Noah Walker
moonwalking away
Landon Morales
You need to recover the 12 pillars of Islam too.
Noah Smith
OOOOHH BURN
Kevin Williams
>Be a transsexual. >Become religious because of a mystical experience. >Start supporting Trump because I love white men and want to see them win.
They just trash you more. I cite Omar Mateen constantly as my excuse for wanting to keep Muslims out, and wanting to protect gun rights. They don't care - they say they hope I get raped to death by a black or Muslim.
Yes. Liberals really will wish death on you if you don't love Muslims. Even if you're a BTLGBBQT-kin that wants to be a robot.
Benjamin Clark
Sounds about right!
Jacob Young
>can't win an argument so you pull the minority card
you're just as bad as them.
Cameron Watson
what is this? newfag day?
Dominic Turner
I like to tell people my dads Algerian. works.
Jeremiah Gray
You're not very smart, Achmed.
Jaxson Wilson
Pretty good bait, Ahmed
Noah Gray
>german autism
Matthew Sullivan
Neis bähit mähit
Elijah Bennett
LURK MOAR FAGGOT
Logan Sanders
What kind of arguments could you even win with that shit?
>I support the president's executive order >It's a ban on muslims and it's unconstitutional >Yeah, well I'm a Muslim and I say it's cool, so just go with it, okay?
Daniel Thomas
I have, its absolutely hillarious the about face they do
Luis James
This works, because they don't fight with logic. If they did, they'd realize this """Muslim Ban""" fails to include 85% of the global Muslim population who can still visit the US.
They use feels, so saying "Well I'm a Muslim, and I think it's pretty intolerant of you to want to bring the bad Muslims here to sully my beautiful faith." will have them tripping and stuttering over themselves.
Gavin Scott
It's a sin to deny Christ.
Kayden Torres
>Have fun with the Sociopolitical abortion that is your county and obviously your deficient education Hey, shh, glass houses...
David Rivera
>you all fell for his bait cmon guys
Blake Lewis
There are Muslims that support Trump though
Mason Long
>Why don't you just claim to be Muslim Because I couldn't larp as a mudshit even if I tried my hardest. A single look at me and you just know I want to kill them all.
I guess that's what happens when you're forced to live your whole life taking up their shit without ever being "allowed" to retaliate. You just grow bitter and hate them to the point of every single pore of your skin emanating eradication-of-the-shitskin intent.
Landon Young
Like, you can't even.
David Roberts
I think it would work very well against women's rights and lgbtqathuasdlfiajherwlwhrfijwergfoiherol
Jack Nelson
It would be a 5xx fault, not a 404. In a 404 the service is available and received your request, but the request was for a non-existent resource.
Mason James
>9/10 aryan >flag how's your day Mehmed Alibaba ?
Ian Jones
It's lgbtqathuasdlfiajherwlwhrfijwergfoiherolx you fucking kid-toucher racist rapist!
Jeremiah Myers
I go with "did you just assume my fucking gender?"