Swedish "social democrat" wants to declare war on Denmark. The reason behind this radical opinion is not what most people would expect. You see, part of this swedish politicians plan is to capitulate only hours after. IN ORDER TO GIVE SKÅNE BACK TO DENMARK. YOU JUST CANT MAKE THIS KIND OF SHIT UP POL. A REAL SWEDISH POLITICIAN SAID THIS. So what wrong with the cowardly swedes giving back Skåne to Denmark you might ask yourself. Well the only reason for this, is that they openly admit that we are much better here in Denmark to handle the shitskins, yup the swede said it, not making this up.
"A fast solution to the political headache is to declare ward on Denmark in the morning and then capitulate right after lunch and offer the danes to pull back the borders to 1645, back when Skåne still belonged to Denmark.
With this solution it will gain all parties except for the "troublemakers". Skåne will even get the danish food-politic too, and us swedes will get rid of an acute political headache.
With danish solutions, which has more pragmatic solution and clarity than you will see in Malmos and Swedens political majority, the situation can be solved, but it implies that we give Skåne to the danes after we capitulated." - Johan Westerholm wrote in his blog (Ledarsidorna.se)
Is burgers and swefags and other LARPers too busy looking at interracial porn and praying to sandnigger gods to even notice this brilliant swedish politics?
I was far away on vacation two days ago, with my phone turned off. Stop LARPing that shills are following you
Jeremiah Wright
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Dylan Martinez
Also it was one of your politicians who said this. Doesnt it bother you at all? Are you fine with giving away your land to a small country?
Jackson Rivera
a SWEDISH politician said this, not a dane. Why are you so delusional and denying?
Brayden Sullivan
Never seen this person, says he's a journalist on wiki
Kayden Scott
I just googled it for you my swedish friend. He is a member of your social democrat party. Swedish google dont show this or what?
Ethan Garcia
Would the Danish government realistically kick out the muzzies or be stuck with them?
Luis Long
You know, Sweden doesn't have a proper army. They're using ours. And I'm not interested of attacking Denmark, at all. I suggest you Danes to throw a rock at them, they start crying.
Evan James
The war bit seems a bit excessive. Just hand it over. Danes clean it up and rebuild, using their kebab removal skills, and the reward is the clay itself, since they need more clay and we don't. We save a lot of money. Also as a consequence we get even better better denmark - sweden relations. win-win.
John Hill
I don't want Skåne back unless all the shitskins are gone.
Nolan Morris
Pretty sure the danish government dont want Skåne at all in its current state. Especially not when the swedes put it this way. Danish and swedish politicians disagree on most things to begin with.
Levi Green
We have a saying here in Stockholm, "The biggest military defeat we've ever had was when we won Skåne"
Skåne is fucking shit, and like 50% brown as well
Robert Jenkins
>S They are all mentally ill. Not surprised if this is true tbqh.
Andrew Foster
b-but what about the people living there?
If you let your home fall to that level like skåne/malmö then you don't deserve to decide anything anymore.
Cooper Rivera
make it happen swebro. this sounds good
Oliver Baker
>We have a saying here in Stockholm, "The biggest military defeat we've ever had was when we won Skåne" No, never heard that.
Landon Cook
Stefan Cuckvein can do anything he wants because millenials voted for him.
Noah Wood
Make Denmark Sweden Again!
Michael Jackson
>annexing a nigger colony They only cost money and you import niggers, see colonial Europe
Cameron Anderson
i would gladly sign up to execute every sandnigger in skåne and i would do it with a smile and a boner
John Hughes
That why we make them stay there :)))))
Andrew Rodriguez
I'll have you know I have never voted.
John Cox
You are the problem
Gabriel Smith
I'm with you there, brother.
Owen Gomez
>You both have small dick syndrome. The sandniggers would probably use you as fuckmeat, you weak, pathetic, pink Danish pölse whores.
Jordan Carter
I wonder, do they have explosive genes? So we you spray them down will they explode? If so, stand 50 meters away.
Thomas Wilson
nahh they will not declare war on denmark over some shitskins
Carson Ward
What's your suggestion?
Evan Jones
Well I know people who are not your average LARPing autism neets who are willing to do bad shit to the invaders. Not that I would myself. But you cant know who those two danes is. It all starts with opinions.
Landon Young
You can get swedish google results from Startpage.com which you should be using anyway btw because Google can fuck off.
I guess the Social Democrat assumes that if we gave you Skåne Denmark would not send the natives on their way and have the city recolonized (Daned). It's not the soil which is cursed it's the demographic.
Juan Jones
Of course they will not. But the fact this is a leftie "idea" is kind of funny though.
Dominic Johnson
Eternal Swede! They cleansed the area from Skanians and filled it with untermenschen. Removal of non-Nordic element when?
Luis Jenkins
Vote, won't change shit though. A system is in place to cuck the right on everything they bring to the table. :)
William Reed
>denmark isn't cucked like sweden >Swedan : DECLARE WAR THEY AREN'T TOLERANT nice
Levi Rivera
Change takes time. Just like it took a lot of time to slowly indoctrinate your swedish people. It goes both ways. Lots of lots of hugboxes to destroy before the most mentally ill people snap back to reality.
Asher Young
Jävla 08
Ian King
In all honesty though, Denmark is cucked beyond recognition, maybe not as bad as some other countries. But it is pretty fucked here too.
Jayden Russell
>GIVE SKÅNE BACK TO DENMARK
Literally all Swedes including people in Skåne support this.
> Well the only reason for this, is that they openly admit that we are much better here in Denmark to handle the shitskins,
Sure. You're harder on immigrants.
I'm not sure you're quite getting the sardonic tone of voice with which we want to give you this "gift" of land.
Malmö alone is such a shithole and economic drain, getting rid of it would instantly raise all economic and living standard indexes for Sweden. It's our fucking Detroit and you're welcome to it.
Jaxon Flores
Every time I think Sweden can't get any more retarded, they prove me wrong.
Hudson Lopez
Wouldn't it just be easier to change the cross on your flag to a crescent moon, Sweden?
Jack Walker
We had this thread few days ago and it had almost no replies.
Denmark is riddled with complacent people who will not consider criticisms. Despite this, we still have an abundance of clever people with proper discernment. There is an old socialist culture of not working or even trying to advance oneself in life. Which needs to be stamped out here.
Sebastian Martinez
best scandinavia
Aiden Price
Eller hur, Stockholm är fan roten till alla Sveriges problem.
Nathan Thompson
sven, why are you the only country to respond to your own language when talking to your own country? even france doesnt do it
are you so fucking cucked that an english website is the only place where you are not forced at gunpoint to speak arabic?
Blake Nguyen
I never noticed this, but you're right. Swedes are right there with leafs in terms of how annoying they are on this board.
Angel Ortiz
Please, most countries do this. Now you're just cherrypicking.
Jaxon Bell
>A REAL SWEDISH POLITICIAN SAID THIS. Maybe he is a bit of a joke politician? We had one guy say all gays and Somalis should be shipped to Åland because they are leeches.
Landon Lopez
I never understand why you nords are at eachother like a pack of arabs. You have supreme aryan genetics that even ancient greek scholars noted (we called you hyperboreans) and traded with the vikings etc, you have beautiful modernised design as well as elements of gothic architecture yet to let rapefugees in and capitalise on what i think is a decent implementation of welfare, and scramble over little shit
Blake Campbell
no i swear it is true.
my actual guess is that sweden is slighty more advanced in internet culture than rest of europe. you are better at creating memes in your own language and culture than us danes for example. so you are quicker to resort to your meme language when among your own
Charles Lewis
i would say the finn is equal. but they never speak their own language here
Daniel Morales
>meme language If you mean what I think you mean, then I tell you this: don't start this with me danebro. Don't talk to me about meme language when your own language sounds like it does.
Kayden Peterson
no, i'm talking actual meme language like
> my wifes son
i mean, it's easier for you to speak internet in your own language than it is for me and others
i love when your woman moan in swedish, otherwise it sounds like a retard having a panic attack
Joshua Rodriguez
>when your own language sounds like it does you mean 99% the same as yours?
Nathan Thomas
No. Not even the fucking Mexicans speak spanish.
Jeremiah Cruz
>the plan is made, a official "War", to be followed by swift capitulation and the handover of Skåne >the Danish armed forced show up in dress uniform for the symbolic "War" >swedes open fire >the War of the Cucks has begun
Isaiah Scott
>Tfw Denmark conquers Sweden unwillingly
Aaron Barnes
Not sure I understand what you're trying to say here, don't most Danes understand English as well? It's not like we go around and talk about fucking memes in Swedish, or English for that matter.
This is just plain wrong, and you know it.
Well, we can't all be so lucky as to have our mother-tongue be the international language. But I repeat myself: I've seen this happen lots of times in other languages.
Charles Diaz
>Calling others cucks >Has the flag of a foreign country embedded into their own
Logan Martin
I didn't think Swedes could still feel butthurt after having their anuses so thoroughly stretched by Ahmed.
Anthony Ortiz
Ameri Dane here. When can I take my fathers birth right and come restore order? I don't even know why the faggot left really.
Juan Martin
Now you're not even trying anymore.
Gabriel Mitchell
Sven, looking at the map I'm not sure if it's smart to give your arable land and forests away like that
Jace Stewart
from what i have seen the swedes are better at internet culture than danes. like finland, they are able to create their own memes in their own language, that sometimes also can work on an international scene like reddit or Sup Forums.
otherwise is mostly copies of american memes. i just see more content created by swedes and finns on the internet than any other scandinavian countries. these are also the countries with best and easiest acess to the internet, so maybe thats why..
Jonathan Jackson
B R I T I S H E M P I R E D
Andrew Walker
An interesting observation that might hold some truth to it. I have not noticed this, despite living in fucking Malmö and being around Danes more often than most Swedes.
Kevin Moore
>I don't even know why the faggot left really
Back then, many Europeans had this idea that migrating to America would be new opportunity in life (the American dream). Some left for the US simply because of this.
Jaxon Ortiz
as a trade-off, danes act worse than Sup Forums on the internet. try to read Ekstra Bladet commentary on facebook on muslim-related articles.
Carter Bell
>declare war >denmark takes sweden to court for war crimes, specifically using the scorched earth tactic by putting all the browns there
Jonathan Scott
Sweden is now admitting that it has fucked itself.
Mason Taylor
Danes only really has that shitty copy paste Bubber meme. There aren't really any meme worthy things in Denmark. Perhaps its just the culture, Danes have a very selfcritical sense of humour instead of making fun of others, and even when we make fun of others, its by acting as if we are that person. Perhaps that type of humour just isn't fit for memes.
Owen Gomez
Considering that we, the Canadians, British and your Embassies were all involved in the hostage crisis we did have a right to get pissed.
Jackson Brown
What would you say are some Swedish memes then? I honestly cannot come up with any.
Jose Mitchell
Getting rid of Skåne by giving it to Denmark
Kayden Taylor
>fill Skane with mudshits >give it back to Denmark It's a genius plan senpai!
Matthew Turner
>:^)
Jaxson Lopez
The reason for officially declaring war to "gift" a part of your country I also dont get... Just trade it away. What I also dont understand is why the fuck they dont just use the tactics of the danes in handling shitskin....
Xavier Carter
Sweden vs Denmark would be ultimate memewar.
Implying that Sweden hasn't recruited tens of thousands combat experienced fighters from middle east
Isaiah Wilson
JOHN, JOHN HITLER THIS IS NOW DANISH MEME THREAD
Leo White
i've seen plenty of your king, and a lot of swedish cartoons being memed. check out /r/sweden you'll get the idea
Leo Thompson
>/r/sweden
Colton Edwards
>Implying that Sweden hasn't recruited tens of thousands combat experienced fighters from middle east >Yeah denmark we just declare war on you to give away a part of our clay >Invades Denmark with mudskins >HAHAHAHAHAHA YOU FOOOOLS!
Next day: >Yurop falls into utter chaos, everyone declares War on everyone because everyone wants to get rid of their mudskins while using them as meatshields. >FINALLY some other country started WW3 >Germany still gets blamed for it in 2050.
Dominic Price
cant denmark just take the land but kick everyone out? sweden can have more refugees
Isaiah Ross
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Alexander Robinson
I'm a lifetime skåning, I support this, fuck Sweden.
Bentley Torres
>dominate the entire world through racial genetic elite >small country