Norway, Denmark and Finland don't take it too hard. But Sweden has always been the star of the show

Norway, Denmark and Finland don't take it too hard. But Sweden has always been the star of the show
>When someone hears terms like scandinavia and/or nordic they think Sweden
>Unparalleled cultural relevancy out of all of us.
>The only Nordic country to have been an legitimate great power
>Unparalleled scientific discoveries
>God-tier and memorable leaders like Carolus Rex and Gustavus Adolphus
>Btfod every single one of you in wars
Don't cry yourselves to sleep tonight though, not everyone has the luck of being swedish

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christina,_Queen_of_Sweden
government.se/government-policy/a-feminist-government/
washingtonpost.com/news/worldviews/wp/2017/02/13/swedens-feminist-government-criticized-for-wearing-headscarves-in-iran/?utm_term=.8e47853e5e39
breitbart.com/london/2015/08/28/schools-to-have-dedicated-lgbt-awareness-classes-in-sweden/
sweden.se/society/working-for-a-gay-and-equal-sweden/
visitsweden.com/gay-and-lesbian/
patroc.com/stockholm/
visitswedenlgbt.com/
youtube.com/watch?v=AJ1_6s5OFmM
gatestoneinstitute.org/5195/sweden-rape
independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/sweden-and-denmark-have-highest-number-of-sexual-assaults-in-europe-a6800901.html
muslimstatistics.wordpress.com/2015/03/19/sweden-77-6-percent-of-all-rapes-in-the-country-committed-by-muslim-males-making-up-2-percent-of-population/
jihadwatch.org/2016/12/sweden-muslim-anti-racism-spokesman-praised-jihad-flag-is-on-list-of-jihad-terror-financiers
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2528252/Thousands-streets-anti-racism-protest-Sweden-similar-rally-marred-neo-Nazi-attack.html
youtube.com/watch?v=1nIN6Ciw1Ws
youtube.com/watch?v=9VOFKCCaOQM
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dano-Swedish_war
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swedish_intervention_in_the_Thirty_Years'_War
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dano-Swedish_War_(1657–58)
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dano-Swedish_War_(1658–60)
bbc.com/news/world-europe-38956212
techcrunch.com/2016/01/26/sweden-is-a-tech-superstar-from-the-north/
speisa.com/modules/articles/index.php/item.454/sweden-to-become-a-third-world-country-by-2030-according-to-un.html
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

But your Queen was a lesbian anime girl who left her country to fuck a Jew.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christina,_Queen_of_Sweden

Sweden produces the best hockey players in Europe.

Pic strongly related.

Yes.

Can any of my neighbors say they've had someone similar, no they can't. Just more proof to why sweden is eternally better

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>Implying you were better in any way
We civilised you

STOP it skogsfinne.

But of course user, all the Swedes ever brought to this world is barbarism.
Your former prime minister told us as much.

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A Feminist Government
government.se/government-policy/a-feminist-government/

Headscarfs
washingtonpost.com/news/worldviews/wp/2017/02/13/swedens-feminist-government-criticized-for-wearing-headscarves-in-iran/?utm_term=.8e47853e5e39

Gay okay
breitbart.com/london/2015/08/28/schools-to-have-dedicated-lgbt-awareness-classes-in-sweden/
sweden.se/society/working-for-a-gay-and-equal-sweden/
visitsweden.com/gay-and-lesbian/
patroc.com/stockholm/
visitswedenlgbt.com/

Migrants Attack 60 Minutes Crew In Sweden
youtube.com/watch?v=AJ1_6s5OFmM

Rape capital
gatestoneinstitute.org/5195/sweden-rape
independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/sweden-and-denmark-have-highest-number-of-sexual-assaults-in-europe-a6800901.html

Sweden: est 77% of rapes committed by 2% Muslim male population – Crime statistics
muslimstatistics.wordpress.com/2015/03/19/sweden-77-6-percent-of-all-rapes-in-the-country-committed-by-muslim-males-making-up-2-percent-of-population/

Sweden: Muslim anti-racism spokesman praised jihad flag, is on list of jihad terror financiers
jihadwatch.org/2016/12/sweden-muslim-anti-racism-spokesman-praised-jihad-flag-is-on-list-of-jihad-terror-financiers

Thousands take to the streets for anti-racism protest in Sweden after similar rally marred by neo-Nazi attack
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2528252/Thousands-streets-anti-racism-protest-Sweden-similar-rally-marred-neo-Nazi-attack.html

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Thats all fine and dandy but i dare say your future looks a lot less grand

>Le cuck meme
Does that shelter you from the fact that your country will always stand in the shadow of us

>implying that i want to be "civilized" cock mongering cuck.

My ancestors are smiling on me imperial, can you say the same?

youtube.com/watch?v=9VOFKCCaOQM

the only "swedes" i know are albanian mudslimes kek

9 million population + mass immigration, what could go wrong ?

You don't understand that when your country finally reaches Muslim majority (and gets destroyed) there won't be a shadow

You're absolute right. There's three things Scandinavia is known for.
The Vikings raids in western Europe, Ikea, and being fucking cucks, and you're responsible for the last 2 so you are the primary shapers of how we're seen.
Congratulations.

That won't happen, something that won't happen either is anyone of younever getting more relevant

kek

keep dreaming cuckold köttbullar

> Unparalleled Scientific Discoveries
Don't worry. Ahmed and Mehmed will make sure that it doesn't stay that way. Also science is sexist. Yoru feminsit government will ensure that future Discoveries only happen in "truly scientific" fields like Gender Studies!
> God-tier and memorable leaders like Carolus Rex and Gustavus Adolphus
Yes, and soon you can count the prophet muhammad as another memorable leader
> Don't cry yourselves to sleep tonight though, not everyone has the luck of being swedish
No. But the shtitton of Arabs/Africans coming into your country certainly do. I'am sure if i start self identifiying as a pansexual genderfluid transgender-womyn, i will get a place too.

Less relevance = Less Muslims

Sweden is a great country in exactly the same way Rhodesia circa 1975 was a great country.

That makes no sense, you do get we were more relevant than you even before we had muslims as well right?

Just going to leave this link here:
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dano-Swedish_war

>1/10 Swede is first, second or 3rd generation none Swede
>Muslims have a higher birthrate than Swedes
>Will never happen
Keep dreaming you leftist cuck

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>When someone hears terms like scandinavia and/or nordic they think Sweden
I actually think Norway. Always did, always will.

>God-tier and memorable leaders
kek

>>The only Nordic country to have been an legitimate great power

You do realize we were never relevant because we just wanted to be left alone?

>great power

Because they are your loyal NATO-puppets

And our leaders were god-tier.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swedish_intervention_in_the_Thirty_Years'_War

The power of my ancestors shit through my posts

I sure want to see the faces of your ancestors if they could see your "country" today.

Hey look I'm Greece and we wuz Plato n shit

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>We were on the winning side in 30% of the wars in which we were both participants, whereas that is only the case for you in 25% of cases.

Impressive.

best scandinavia

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dano-Swedish_War_(1657–58)
Rekt

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SIDF is here again

Swedens problem is that they believe themselves to be superior to everyone, they're hypernationals, they "swedishnes" will solve any problem.
Can't wait for the grand awakening.

And you are the star again, of replacing your native population.

that "swedishnes"
fail

absolutely beautiful

let's make it happen, the swedes always were too close to our country. We need more personal space

Denmark is the most based Sven

Also more fishing waters.

What are we gonna do with all the extra soil though?
Build a wall to germany and russia?

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dano-Swedish_War_(1658–60)

Rekt.

I mean this is a retarded game Muhammad, you realize that right?

Sweden = Sven
Norway = Svein
Denmark = Svend

It's only a popular name in Sweden though

>Took back some backwater shit in norway
>Took back an irrelevant island
We rekt you most of the time

we drag it to where it belongs, the arabian sea.

too bad even small cities like mine in the north are now literally, and I shit you not Sup Forums, flooded with niggers and pride flags.

I live in a meme.

...I don't know, Svenhmed. Whenever I hear "Scandinavia" and "Nordic" I always think of Norway first. Must be because of my hot Norwegian friend.

Where were you when Swedens feminist government cucked themselves to Islam and was paraded around and exhibited for press photographers all covered up?

Such stronk womyn, such a glorious nation!

See
I repeat, this is a stupid game Hassan.

fuck off burger, danish is just swedish with a speech impediment.

your sword, sven.

>When someone hears terms like scandinavia and/or nordic they think Sweden

They think Ikea.

>>Unparalleled cultural relevancy out of all of us.

Is that why your own politicians have said Sweden has no culture?

>The only Nordic country to have been an legitimate great power

You had one period of greatness. It has, however, been a long fall from grace since then. How your politicians are turning you into a banana republic.

>>Unparalleled scientific discoveries

Please do elaborate.

>God-tier and memorable leaders like Carolus Rex and Gustavus Adolphus

WE. WUZ.

>Btfod every single one of you in wars

Again, you had one period of true greatness. This is the same as the French surrender meme because they in recent times lost/surrendered quickly in war. You are sorta the opposite of France, lost nearly everything except in the end where you had success.

virtue signaling: the country.

> not having comfy concealed stealth stabber

>strong and independent womyn who needs no men

Oh the irony

i actually have a mora pro s. it's a great knife. i'm just memeing you.

> The country that literally cucked itself

>Because they are your loyal NATO-puppets
No. I get the feeling they are more protective of their country and people than Sweden who only sells them out. And Norwegian women are more attractive.

>God-tier leaders
>Carolus Rex
You serious? Guy tried to invade Russia and failed.

When people say Scandinavia I think norway

Are you the troll/shitskin that started this thread --> boards.Sup Forums.org/pol/thread/112716928

>Controlled all trade flowing out of northern Germany
>Cuckolding Russia for hundreds of years
>Protector of Protestantism
>Obliterated the Poland-Lithuanian Commonwealth which paved the way for the future Austro-hungarian, Prussian and Russian increase in power
>not a great power

>muh past
Protip: We live in the present

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SWEDEN YES

It's not a popular name and hasn't been for a long time. The most common name among boys have been Johan for a long time. Not sure today though.

It's a troll. He literally said in one of his threads that he did it for replies.

He makes threads like that one daily it seems

Which women is most attractive is subjective, but the fact is that it was primarily swedish women which got the reputation of being attractive

Carolus Rex was originally a genius, look at Narva. It was just that his ego grew to large in the end

You sure have a lot to be proud of, Sweden.
Look at all this tolerance!

>tfw you want to live and die in the north

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Is this in Sweden or Iran?

Today it's muhammad

What's the difference? Oh is it that other is sunni and other is shia?

It's way more popular than here in Norway or in Denmark at least. And it's a traditional Swedish name. Svensson is the 8. or 9. most popular surname in Sweden I think.

Actually, it is Oscar.

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You gave us Amon amarth, Opeth and Arch enemy but..
Why the fuck are you falling for the cultural marxism and gender ideology so much, assholes?

>Obliterated the Poland-Lithuanian Commonwealth
Nice fucking job Sven. Invading right after we were done fighting the Turks. Invading right when we were busy fighting Russians and chimping out hohols. Invading in the middle of a civil war.
Oh and don't forget you stole so much shit that half of your museums is actually polish shit.
But your muslim semen covered history lessons fail to mention that.

Never understood that argument, we earned all of those things we stole

The picture isn't too far-fetched if it is actually in Iran regarding the veils. You are very homosexual in your head, smug finngol.

kek, sorry bro. Was tempted to make the same joke as you, but looked it up to have credible sources.

I hear Sweden stole a Silver bible from Poland that you you are sitll butthurt about today. Like it's in a museum in Sweden, and you are demanding it back.

bbc.com/news/world-europe-38956212
>inb4 archive request, fuck off

nvm that was from the Czechs

>Which women is most attractive is subjective
I agree, but you said I preferred Norway for NATO, when it's for other reasons.

>It was just that his ego grew to large in the end
But that's it, isn't it? The end is what people remember the most.
Although, I do have to give Carolus Rex credit for the beginning of his kingship, standing against a united front is always hard to do.

What a spergy faggot! I browse the thread looking for lulz then.

I can understand if the Swedish ambassador/other diplomats would do such a thing. But for ministers of the government it is embarrassing. You are supposed to represent the Swedish people (perhaps that is why they wear the veil though).

whatever cuckold

techcrunch.com/2016/01/26/sweden-is-a-tech-superstar-from-the-north/
>Between 2000 and 2014, Sweden witnessed 263 exits at a total value of $23.7 billion — leaving its Nordic neighbors Norway (75 at $10.5 billion), Denmark (58 at $7.4 billion) and Finland (91 at $6.3 billion) far behind. In 2014 alone, Sweden contributed to 50 percent of all exits in the Nordic region.

Almost 400 years has passed and the polish butthurt is still as glorious today.

Yeah, but...
>speisa.com/modules/articles/index.php/item.454/sweden-to-become-a-third-world-country-by-2030-according-to-un.html

>according to (((UN)))

Sweden has somethings to be proud of but it's quickly losing it's heritage. They need to kill the cancer before it takes it all.

sick burn