How do I tell if someone is Chinese or Japanese

How do I tell if someone is Chinese or Japanese

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Chinese are more Yellow and also if you see a guy ( or chick ) who looks like he had plastic surgery he'll probably be from Japan ( or Korea ).
Chinese can't afford that.
Also chinese teenagers are mostly obese fucks.

Ask about the three blades senpai

Japs have angry eyes, Chinks have sleepy eyes.

Generally Chinese have babier faces, while japanese faces are only slightly baby because ancient interbreeding with the Ainu (who look like abbos)

ask him about Nanking

If they look at your dog in a hungry manner they are Chinese

If they're ugly they're Japanese. If they're really ugly, they're chinese.

ya ask them

Shenmue was awesome

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>tfw S3 soon

I hope it will be good.

this

If they speak mandarin - Chinese
If they speak Japanese - Japanese

This isn't rocket science.

Ask them about Nanking

Shiiiiit

Chinks are rude, loud, stink, horrible drivers, insectoids who know kung fu.

Japs are polite, quiet, orderly, honorable men and women who know karate.

That's the basic gestalt.

How do I tell if someone is a Sailor?

> Angry eyes
Jap
> Tired eyes
Chinese

If they have a child they are Chinese

if they speak australian they're Chinese or Japanese.

square head, bad manners, awkward as fuck, often rude and dismissive = china
slender body, oval head, polite, smiles when eye contact is made, actually attempts to understand what you are saying = japan

Neo nazi white supremacist here. Shenmue is GOAT

im american

Chinese have a darker pigment to their skin compared to Japanese who are paler.

If He's Based and likes Whites, then He's Japanese.
If he's not... well you get the picture.

"Taiwan is #1!"

Mainland Chinese will get triggered over this. Japanese don't really care.

chinese eyes slant up, japanese eyes slant down.

Ask them to speak their native language
If Chinese then you won't understand a single thing

If Japanese, you'd probably understand a little bit since youre a fucking weaboo posting on an anime forum

Yell "Taiwan #1" at them and the one that tries to kill you is Chinese.

If they start shitting on the street, or getting sucked in by escalators they are Chinese

nips like shenmue

If they crush 4 year old children under the wheels of their cars for fun, then they're Chinese, if they torture dogs to death with blowtorches then they're Chinese, if they get eaten by escalators, Chinese

>anime forum
>not a Korean martial arts commune

That's awesome

...

One rapes, one gets raped.

>knowing the differences between gook languages

Epicanthic fold.

ask if they want soy-sauce with their grilled dog

Raraparooza

Japs have wider eyes. Chinks is slightly less wide and slant up. Koreans have round eyes compared to both and broad noses and tend to be more attractive than both chinks and japs.

>How do I tell if someone is Chinese or Japanese
They have squinty eyes, and yellow skin.

They are pretty easy to tell apart m8

you say
>b b baka
if they blush they japanese
if not they chinese

If they try to stop a 1 ton forklift from tipping over with their own hands, they are chinese.

Chinese say "ping pong ding dong"
Japanese say "you wan flied lice"

How do do you tell the difference between Romulans and Vulcans?

that's because koreans have no problem getting plastic surgery

Join your hands in such a way that both your index fingers make a gun. Then go around poking people's buttholes and screaming "KANCHO!" afterwards.

Chinese people will be furious at you.
Japanese people will moan and ask for more.

True story.

Japanese sounds like someone talking while taking a shit.
>"Oraaaaaa gaaaaiiijjiiiiinnnn baaaakaaaaaa yamatooooooo *pffffffffffffft*"
Chinese sounds like a machine gun that shoots out metal objects down the stairs
>"Ping dong pong bong ching"

Oh god that's the easiest ever.

Chinese

>big
>loud
>smelly
>smoking/spitting
>slovenly
>speaking chinese

Japanese

>middle-school sized
>very fashionably dressed
>perfect makeup, manners
>speaking Japanese

Chinese are at least 1/4 larger than Japanese and wearing clothing that the homeless in Japan would turn away.

From what I've seen of Sup Forums's opinion of women... If shes hot, she's Chinese. If not, Japanese.

(Most of the Asian women people post are truly Chinese)

call them one and if they cry it's the other

haha brate jao

Chinese spit.

Japanese don't.

can confirm this works

Look to see what they are holding.

Chinese will usually be holding a violin case where Japanese will have their grips on a female strangers' buttcheek.

Bullshit. I know a korean family here in my city and they're some good looking motherfuckers.

The girl, a (((friend))), is a miscigenated korean with white and she's good tier.

this 100%

most chinese here get angry for no reason and talk shit about in their language while japanese are some of the most polite people you could possibly meet.

Politics?

Sage

Chine or japani!

>what is plastic surgery. Koreans are the 2nd ugliest asians before chinks.

If you ask a japanese guy what they did between the first and second world war, he will say that he don't know anything about a war. Afterwards he does sudoku.

If you ask a chinese guy what they did between the first and second world war, he will say that they got raped and slaughtered. Afterwards he dies in an escalator accident.

If their language sounds like throwing crockery down the stairs you know it Chinese.

I don't know. I know five 21-23yo Korean girls who come here to study and only one look close enough to AN AVERAGE KOREAN. Other ones are so-so

The way they dress, act and talk. There is sure fire way to tell a Jap from a Chink based on facial feature alone.

I invite anyone saying otherwise to come down to the train station with me and play spot the chinaman.

he got angry eyes and weird lookin' hair

so ye he japanese

None of them had plastic surgery, they couldnt afford it. Trust me, I know.

Unless your american education makes you believe plastic surgeries pass down in genetics, I wouldnt be surprised.

Wrong.

Most of the most attractive Chinese women will only date Chinese guys though so you never see them

Jap cunnies slant to the right, Chinks to the left.

This isn't rocket science.

Chinks eat chinese food, Japs eat sushi

chinese people have some natural autism too

Normally, Japs have thinner faces, medium to small eyes. Chinks are taller, have smaller fat heads, tiny eyes, and smell bad.
Korean women are plastic suregery crazy, wtf are you on about?
I guess so.

Pull down their pants, if their genitalia are pixilated, then Japanese.

Sumimasen, nihonjin desu-ka.

If you get punched in the face they're Chinese.

Wrong.

Most of the attractive Chinese women will only date rich guys, so he'll never see them.

CHINESEEEEEEE...........ORRRRRRRR........JAPANESEEEEEE

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warning video is disturbing

Alright, come down to the train station. We're gonna test if you're bullshitting.

beta, likes fucking traps, sucking two american cocks at the same time, self-hating, perpetually drunk = jap

alpha, cultured, patriotic, prefers non-degenerate sex, responsible drinker = chinaman

I thought making this would help, but it turns out they look really similar. So just listen for the language they're speaking I guess.

>Korean women are plastic suregery crazy,
Only one out five have done something. It's not like all of them getting knifed

>Chinese eat tentacles.
>Japanese get fucked by tentacles.

Or rape of Nanking never happened. Both are good test.
I would but I have wife and kids to feed. I have no interest in Japan though it is one of the better asian countries.

It's easy, just put one near an elevator and see who dies by it.

Dude. China has the most millionaires just behind USA

Chinese:
mostly yellow
fuck like rabbits
extremely rude
extremely loud
extremely dirty

Japanese:
more white
virginal cuck fags
extremely polite
extremely quiet
extremely clean

forehead

Purely from my experience from working in retail/service in a store that attracts Asians.

Chinese:
>will fight you for every cent possible
>will pick up phone calls while talking to you and will speak loud enough where the entire store can hear their shitty language (first generation)
>will look sheepish when mommy is acting like a cunt (gen x)

Japanese:
>doesn't come back if they think you fucked them over financially
>will say "sorry" a fuck ton (1st generation)
>children are well behaved, unless they are teenager girls (gen x)

Fucking hate dealing with chinks when it comes to money; the Chinese are the Asian kikes.

Here's a helpful article that tells you how to do just that.

1.5b chinese, it surprises me they aint 1st. Most of them don't even live in China tho.

this is my favorite one of these

Easy as fuck. Just ask who they think has the rights to the Senkaku Islands. If the guy says Japan owns them, they're Japanese. If the guy objects to you calling them Senkaku and tells you're they're actually the Diaoyu Islands, that means they're Chinese.

you fukken grill 'em

White people are hilariously bad at identifying backgrounds it's hilarious.

Meeting other asians in the us they are usually 50/50, but whites are like 5/100.

Even in japan people will think I'm Japanese until I tell them I was born in China. Having shitty japanese and being super tall for japan (6'3), usually should give it away but they just assume i was born in some back water town and talk like a retard.

you're pretty tall

Discussing semantics on a Mongolian mattress forum

For you.

DNA tesy after you kill them, duh