I'm unironically thinking about converting to Judaism. Reform Tradition. They are super tolerant of ideas, and I like there culture and people. I'm also super attractive to Semite physical attributes. I have a fetish for hook noses, and big curly black hair. Those make any woman, as long as they aren't obese, basically 8/10s for me. I've always felt in my heart like a Jew even if I wasn't born as one. They are one of the most successful people on earth, and If they accept me, hey, why not join up? I appreciate Jewish philosophy, and I agree with their general positions regarding life, and the afterlife. Plus, I wouldn't mind getting /fit/ in the IDF, and getting that dual citizenship to protect the middle east. I'm even already circumcised, so its as easy as 1-2-3 Thoughts?
Converting to Judaism
They'll still see you as a goy since you converted instead of being born into it
Marry a Jewess instead. Keep your current faith
>reform
DENIED. Orthodoxy runs the show here, faggot.
This... If you're going to convert, convert to Orthodox. That way, no one will question your dedication.
Also, the education you will receive throughout your conversion is 100% Kosher. Very important to know that what you are learning is actually true to laws and customs.
All the best with your journey OP.
I suggest steering clear of reform. I understand the appeal of that branch, but the orthodoxy is where its at.
Also, I've been considering doing the same myself. Its something I've been preparing for the last few years.
I am at one year literally right now. I have the confidence of several Rabbis across the world, including an Orthodox one in my city who I help all the time for holidays, when he allows and asks me to do so.
You can just marry a Jewess. There is no need to convert if you're a man. It's honestly pathetic especially since there is no God.
JIDF please get back in the oven.
You don't know the facts man. It's about respect for their culture if you marry one, you had better be in it for the long haul. I am working to convert so I can then introduce myself into a wider pool of Jewish women.
I am still too nervous to meet a Beit Din in Israel, because I want to make a good first impression. I only just recently completed my first year and times celebrating all the Orthodox Jewish holidays. I can read Hebrew, but am still too slow and I need to keep studying the Chumash versions, of the Tanakh.
>becoming a religious cuck
fuck you OP, and dont come to my country we hate people like you.
stay with americlap goyim jews
I am excited that you are considering Judaism but I urge you to convert to Orthodox, not Reform. Reform is heresy against G-d.
>there is no God
Absolute statements are irrational. You sound like a Sunday preacher.
>G-d
*rolls eyes*
Is a secular Jewish state even conceivable? Is there a unifying ideology that remains if the "God's chosen" nonsense is removed?
If you're unironically thinking about mutilating your penis you probably need professional help.
this
>wanting to be associated with a dickchopping,foreskin eating cult
Why would you ask Sup Forums?
sage
he can't convert to orthodox....to them he will never be Jewish
The Bible says they have to, so that's what the orthodox will do.
Meh. All they really need to do is get the Israeli citizenship. Takes time and study. This is exactly like obtaining US citizenship and is more religion-oriented.
To be fair, he's American, so he might very well be cut already.
In which case he'd be signing up to subject his sons to what he knows all too well. Again: professional help.
Will have to accept him, I mean.
>Bible
Yes, but true converts will do away with the word "Bible."
If you want to be a puppet slave go ahead, youll always be viewed as a second class goyim there. A little bit above a dog.
If thats the life you look for then go convert and be a pathetic cuck to them.
Of, course. But saying "the Torah" here may get me "reeeeeee"d at.
Jews help each other a lot. You might not reap the full benefits in that regard, being a convert, but your children would
I am also attracted to Jewish women, can't help it, they get my goat
So i get your feel, but converting is a big step to take. Maybe just marry a jew
Don't waste your time and foreskin. There is no god.
Back to the camps with you.
You know what you should do OP is to to a temple and just write down "God" and put it on the desk and then say "GOD!" loudly up on stage, and then laugh while they throw you out of the temple for the whole reason you're supposed to be there.
What you mean?