Why British and Germans hate each other so much?

Britain is guilty for rejecting multiple peace deals from German reich and it was Britain who started the war.
Just admit it already Churchill was puppet of International Jewly.

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They probably do know

>Be Germany, be constantly jealous of the larger imperial powers
>Fatally wound Europe

How many times has this happened?
Too many

All you had to do was to accept the damn treaty brit

Because of the Satanic Judeo/Anglo alliance to form the New Age NWO of the Beast to come.

Brits are germanic people, and it's natural for krauts to hate each other.

>absolute failure in gallipoli
>everyone still venerates him because "lol he kept us alive enough to see US fight"
The brits ruined Europe

When will Germans stop blaming Englishmen for their own stupidity and ineptitude.

>start WW1
>get destroyed by the allies
>"fucking anglos..."

>start WW2
>get destroyed by the allies again
>"fucking anglos..."

And you just KNOW that they're going to blame us when the EU inevitably collapses even though it was THEY who ruined it by opening the borders.

>EU inevitably collapses even though it was THEY who ruined it by opening the borders.

You have a point there

Although it's more like (((THEY)))
Germans are just Jew puppets, following the orders like they're used to.

We all know that Britain won the war and is now greater than ever. Fucking victorious and fucking great.

No one likes you britburka, EU will grow stronger under the leadership of God Emperor Schulz.

>Be Britain, be constantly jealous of France and later Germany
>Ruin Europe

How many times has this happened?
Too many

Gottkanzler Schulz will unite europe again you are right my friend

#SCHULZTRAIN #NO BREAKS

(you)

I honestly can't believe that anyone is dumb enough to believe that the EU and Schultz are good things.

0/10 troll

>How many times has this happened?

Never.

Why the fuck would we ever be jealous of lesser countries? Remember what language we're speaking.

5:1

:^ )

So... What were us brits supposed to be jealous of?

Petty princedoms?
Creating Marxism?

I supposed you're pretty good at the football, but then again, Never seen a German play Rugby or Cricket either?

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>never
except for the Napoleonic Wars, WW1 and WW2

>Why the fuck would we ever be jealous of lesser countries? Remember what language we're speaking.
american

because germans are notoriously autistic and bad decision makers, this means the british have to occasionally sort out the germans shit at great expense.

>implying they arent't

Keep reading the daily mail, Murdoch sure did a good job to brainwash you faggots.

>implying a devaluation of the currency is a bad thing
>implying Toblerones were reduced in weight because of direct impact of brexit
>implying the anglo sphere isn't as powerful as the EU
>tfw entrepreneurial prosperity increases and a manufacturing renaissance takes place

surprisingly accurate

>manufacturing renaissance takes place
Don't forget to reopen the abandoned coal mines.

You started WW1 though, if you hadn't we would all be living in peace.

We don't hate brits.

>Brits - Pakis
>Germans - Turks
It's natural for two competing powers in islamic world to hate each other.

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We'll open chemical plants instead, just to undercut Germany for being salty little sour Krauts

Daaaaaaaaaaayum!

Try again lad

Every time there was a war between france or germany
Brits had their fingers in the game outplaying eachother for the benefit of just weakening one of them

But i don't hate brits. I even made them breakfast. I totally didn't wipe my dick on it and it doesn't contain poop particles either.

We were the last great power to declare war in 1914.

>I totally didn't wipe my dick on it and it doesn't contain poop particles either.
Given how many indians they are importing in the near future this will be a taste they will get used to.

Is that a hash brown at top? And what's the black thing in the middle?

Things never get better, only worse.

We don't hate the germans :)

:-x

Black pudding chap, basically a big sausage made with pigs blood and also the only known way to kill a Muslim

So basically a roasted Blutwurst? Why do you call that pudding? You are silly.

Because we won two world wars and you didn't.

I've already admitted it. Churchill was a puppet and we would have been better of allying with Hitler. The Empire would still be here if we did.

Nigel bringing the heat. Besides which, Cajun Boudin is the superior blood sausage.

Because Brits are jealous they didn't get our prime spot in the centre of continental Europe and have to rot on their shitty Island.

>looks up Cajun Boudin
what the fuuuck

Says the country that never had a relevant colonial empire.
Stay mad, Jerry. Nobody is jealous of you.

You literally gave all of that up so we wouldn't have a chance.

I hope that was worth it.

Why is Winston Churchill in Germany?

>implying we need a trillion worthless shitskins when we have Europe

Besides you did a piss poor job at colonization.
All your colonies went independent or the shitskins revolted and you didn't even put them down lol.

Don't ever make demands to us again. If we want an alliance, we'll let you know. Not the other way around.

We allowed them to go. The age of empire passed. At the end of the day, we had the largest Empire known to man. You had fuck all. Barely a decade of glory, and you managed to fuck that up like you do everything else.

Why would we ally with Germany? When had we ever been allies with them? We would have had to fight France, who we had promised to protect from German aggression in the Treaty of Versailles. It made no sense.

Says the loser of two world wars whose country is eternally cucked. You're hardly even allowed your own military. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

We're not speaking German so yes, it was worth it.

The indians and the pakis are coming back in the near future.

And they'll be put down. Like every other people and nation that dared to stand up against us.

is "put down" some british slang for being elected mayor of the capital?

Rather France than Germany. We share heritage with Germany. What's done is done though.

>Remember what language we're speaking.
Indo-European

also pic rel

Ahh yes the "Muslim mayor of our capital city" meme. The guy barely has power compared to parliament. He's the mayor of one city, not the entire fucking country. Plus London is full of shitskins, so it was inevitable that he would be elected. We aren't going to put up with it for much longer though. Brexit is on the way and if the government doesn't deliver then we will do it for them.

>We allowed them to go
Yeah you allowed america to go
KEK

I genuinely hope it works out.

We're talking late Empire here. Sure, America rebelled. With the help of the French, Dutch and Spanish. Not that it mattered. Our Empire increased in size even after that.

I hope so too. God help us if it doesn't.

>Says the loser of two world wars whose country is eternally cucked. You're hardly even allowed your own military. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Why would we need our own military when we soon have our own EU™ military?

>We're not speaking German so yes, it was worth it.

Mistaking the simplicity of your language as its dominance. You could teach a chimpanzee how to speak English but you couldn't teach one how to speak German.

>We allowed them to go.
>This is what Br*ts actually believe.

You had no more money and revolutions up your ass due to colonial mismanagement.

>Richard B Spence

If the anglo-saxons leave the world it is going to be like the whites leaving africa.
Only bigger.

Is that some sort of respect you are showing me? I thought Germans hated our guts and wanted us dead, or are you an exception?

Lot of reddit shills coming to promote (((Schultz)))

Germans like brits
The banter always starts from you guys.

We don't see you as rivals.

>his nation is more Muslim than ours and is infested with Turks

Kek

We share heritage with France too.

Also of course, remember that we wanted to avoid war at all costs, the main reason being that the empire was our #1 concern. All of our troops were around the empire. Parts of the empire were rebelling. Fighting in Europe was literally the last thing we wanted to do.

Also can you tell me what these offers are that Hitler made? I've looked online and I know that he wrote things in admiration for the British Empire but did he extend any formal, serious deals, and if so what were they?

>Germans like brits
>We don't see you as rivals
Could have fooled me. It's sad though. We were allies in the past. The Brits and Prussians went to war on the same side against Napoleon. We had a strong relationship with Hanover too. Why couldn't it continue? Hell, the English come from Northern Germany and the Jutland peninsular. There really is no need for conflict.

>Could have fooled me.
I am serious why would you think that?

Come over here I invite you to a beergarden and introduce you to some german qts. You will be surprised how easy that will be with a british accent.

>We share heritage with France
Only slightly. That comes from the Normans but they didn't leave a large genetic impact on England. We're closer with the Germans. Hitler loved the English. He considered us kin, and he was right. I believe he offered peace 6 times to Churchill and every peace offer was rejected. He let the British leave Dunkirk in hopes of peace. Even Hess personally came to England in hopes of speaking directly with the people to achieve peace but he was arrested and locked up.

Was just about to post this aswell

Oh please do invite me over. I've always wanted to fall in love with a German qt. English women are uhh not so good. My dream has always been to visit Germany. I have ancestry there. I'm blonde haired blue eyed myself and that comes from my German ancestors.

All Brits are

I always believed Hitler hated us but after reading up on it I came to a new conclusion that he only ever wanted peace and an alliance with Britain. We should have taken it.

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All Brits don't look like Rowan Atkinson.

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He wanted to unite all of the germanic tribes
Everyone who had german ancestry was suppose to live in the reich

>All germanic tribes
This includes the british ofcourse too

>Richard Spence

It was Chamberlain who changed mind and become pro-war against the German reich not the other way around. Even ''wikipedia'' is stating that.

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#NotAllBongs

Well make it quick because germany won't be around for too much longer.

I do live around Hannover but I think Hannover itself would dissapoint you. Very "London" if that makes any sense.
But there are some hidden Beergardens only Germans know about everywhere.

because this will be the 5th time butthurt krauts ruin Europe

I know mate. Its tough to think on what the world could have been if Churchill accepted Hitlers offer. I can imagine a Germanic Union. None of these poorer countries that we don't relate to joining our union. All united under one banner, one Germanic people.

>Ignore that Poland was part of Germany/Austria/Russia just 2 decades before that

>ITT people argue about empires and world powers that they didn't contribute to, and fell before they were even born

I really don't see a need for all this bickering. As far as I'm concerned, zee Germans are bro-tier friendly rivals and we are much more alike compared to the people who are flooding both countries right now.

>Hitler broke the treaty
>not Churchill

You would had to expel the Celts then lol

My Aunt was born in Hanover after the war. Beautiful city if I remember correctly with lots of history behind it. I'd love to visit. I'd love to see Berlin and Munich too. I have faith in the Germans even if you still want to hold on to this European Union. You'll win in the end. I have faith in Germany.

WHY, GOD DAMN IT?!

I DON'T WANT TO LIVE IN POST-1945 BRITAIN

Sure as hell did. That fat fuck also cost them their empire. He was a buffoon of the highest caliber.

>for one day
what kind of degenerate do you think I am I can't give up fucking anime or jerking off for a single day without it being a life changing experience?

>not even an abrahmikike to begin with

Eh, we did it before when we came to Britain and founded what would become England. Those Celts who stayed, were assimilated into our Germanic culture.