SAN FRANCISCO HAPPENING

>BREAKING NEWS: Evacuations are underway at 41 Tehama in San Francisco's SOMA neighborhood. A 30,000 lb concrete slab is loose and threatening to fall.

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First for splat

I always hoped California would fall into the ocean

please be white

outer heaven checkin in.
i actually like jews

California wouldn't fall into the ocean, it would slide up towards canada

so more mountains?

Op is a faggot
sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com/2017/02/15/loose-concrete-slab-triggers-evacuations-in-san-franciscos-soma/

>American construction

The state is so cucked even the buildings can threaten people.

We have more than enough problems as it is, thank you very much.

outer heaven runs Sup Forums

Holy fuck. First, the Mexicans. Then earthquakes. Then collapsing dams. Now concrete.

Is there anything that doesn't threaten Californians?

>30,000 lb concrete slab

It's 2000 lbs on the 30th floor.

Republican voters turning it red.

OUTER HEAVEN STRIKES AGAIN
Sabotaging the left at every turn

>2000 pound concrete slab on the 30th floor
>300000 pound concrete slab
Should have known not to trust KTVU. These are the same people who reported pic related after all

>30,000 lb concrete slab
Someone better let OP know his Mom got loose again

kek

still my favorite news station

Jefferson state when?

We have the best fires and droughts
Also, goat hill pizza is amazing for dominoes on pasta

You forgot drought

i live 3 blocks away

should i go there or not?

ps SF sucks cocks do not move here

Holy shit that's gold

The most important thing in news is to be first. And have a catchy title.

>Jefferson state when?
Never faggot. I'm a spic living in CA and I hate the illegals probably more than you. Voting red won't do shit, the courts are all blue anyway

Stay out of Oregon too

HAHAHA

i'm out here in ohio and the only thing we have out here is indians and jews

>one ton slab
>can't call the construction foreman to go secure it
They put it there, they can fix it.

>SAN FRANCISCO HAPPENING
Good. Everyone including Californians hate that festering shitpile.

i'm moving back to New Hampshire the first chance I get to work remotely for $75k+

It wouldn't fall anywhere. Stop listening to Tool for two seconds. The fault resets itself.

This is the most likely case, what with ICE and whatnot.

Underrated.

Nah that shit's over. Now they gotta worry about too MUCH water.

Could I get a quick rundown on the 30,000lb concrete slab?

>California
>Soma
>collapsing

could this be any more ironic?

I live in this fucking shit city, goddamn it i need to fucking move back to LA. Can't handle it here

You forgot liberal agenda being deeply ingrained in to our education system at all levels.
Also forgot the rampant homosexual pride parades that people bring their children to so they can grow up thinking rainbows = dildo on head which = understanding.

Witnessed!! KekYes! Hopefully soon. The Rock can save everyone in his boat.

wtf i live in san fran

what should I do?

Giant Liberal Bombs are the only people in any danger worthwhile and that office only has like Drew at this point given Jeff and Brad spend all day whining about Trump in every piece of content. This isn't a happening.

Nothing to see here folks. Worked in construction and structual engineering for 20 years. The structure is off but there isn't any further threat until they attempt to remove it.

Follow this man's example

Small habbening?

It's almost like God is real and he's tired of Califags just like the rest of us.

Tired of Nor Cal hella brah fags is more like it. Nothing's gone on in the south for awhile.

You mean Lena Dunham

>infrastructure malfunctions are the new happenings
Atleast it's somthing

UPDATED LIST:

First the Mexicans, then the earthquakes, then the homosexuals, then the drought, then the forest fires, then failing damns, then the city of Oakland.

How is she still standing?

That's fucking horrifying.

would desu

>A 30,000 lb concrete slab is [..] threatening to fall.

Has the concrete slab made any demands yet?

>I sucks cocks in SF do not move here

fixed that for you.

The San Francisco Fire Department has issued this alert.

twitter.com/sffdpio/status/832000216521797632/photo/1?ref_src=twsrc^tfw

Unfortunately that's true.

Journalism as a profession died and has been succeeded by journalism as a performance act.

Fuck the mass media.

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It has reportedly been leaning towards the direction of Mecca and shouting "Aloha Snackbar", authorities have no leads on the suspects name, nationality, religion, or motive.

This just in, slab is a white male.

San Francisco is full of pozzed faggots.

NOTHING OF THE VALUE WAS LOST

How was the walnut sauce hotdogs?

>It's almost like God is real
Can't you just accept that your Darwinist power trip is coming to an end and you're finally accepting the truth now?

lol holy shit that thing is leaning like crazy

>rothschilds bow to the 30,000lb concrete slab
>in contact with aliens
>rumoured to possess psychic abilities
>control france with an iron fist
>own castles and banks all over the world
>direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
>will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Slabingrad will be be the first city)
>ancient Indian scriptures tell of one slab who will descend upon the Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with him.
>This is the 30,000lb concrete slab
>owns Nanobot R&D labs around the world
>You likely have 30,000lb concrete slabbots inside you right now
>The 30,000lb concrete slab is in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church
>learned fluent French in under a week
>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Slab
>Trump is rumoured to be an agent of the 30,000lb concrete slab
>own basically every DNA editing research facility on Earth
>first designer babies will be 30,000lb concrete slab Babies
>30,000lb concrete slab said to have 200+ IQ

Had those across the street at top dog

Hearty kek

Who would you rather get squished: a fag couple or a party of SJWs?

Madness is like gravity, all it takes is a little push.

nice

What's the difference

>the country is literally falling apart under blumpf

Say it with me, Clumpfkins.

I'M

WITH

HER

Who's comfy ITT?

What? I don't get it
A huge slab of concrete is going to fall so a neighborhood is evacuated? It is it a commieblock ?

One at least acknowledges there's only two genders.

SF is a festering shitpile no matter who's in office.

Keked, seriously tho, I think Kek has not made up his mind on this one yet. Guys, we are playing with some serious meme magic right now...

>pops open stream

What the hell am I looking at?

Shove your cartoon frog neatly up your ass.

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I am a metal gear fan but don't understand all these outer heaven references... plz explain thx

T. brosef stalin (Berkeley)

go away CNN

>California wouldn't fall into the ocean
>it becomes part of Canada instead
Which fate is worse?

>his
>implying

Pls God, Sodom and Gomorrah the fuck out of California. Let the dam burst and a fissure to open under San Francisco.

AHAHHAHAAHAHAAHAHA

IT JUST KEEPS HAPPENING

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So like, is anything going to happen soon?

If digits collapse before the end of the hour

plz make another show

I swear everything I hear about california makes it seem like a third-world country

only the parts that are filled with mexicans

You mean Northern Cali and the Gay Area.

James Bond did nothing wrong.

Hey fuck you nigg-kike, I bet you don't even know the difference between outer heaven and outer haven. your first metal gear was rising. you are not worthy of sucking Kojima cock. WOLBACHIA VOCAL CHORD PARASITE MALE TO FEMALE DINÉ.

bready much, its got a surface level glitz and glam that sucks in gullible "actors and entertainers", that glam also attracts spics. Its like the North Korea of liberalism.

heretics must burn

The good Lord is really going to town on the smiting of California for trying to thwart his anointed emperor.

Praise!

>it wasn't me guys

yeah i dont know what theyre talking about and never played full gear metal whatever.