>he hasnt had his dna sequenced

How can you even call yourself a white man?

>inb4 trusting da joos
>inb4 muh fbi

We all know the $100 barrier is a bit steep for you boys.

Could you shill your DNA database somewhere else?

>Falling for the DNA ancestry Jew

Good goy.

>$100
where?

23andme is $150 USD which is $200 aud, I'm not paying that much

I paid $100 a few months ago, they may have raised their prices

Still a fucking bargain at $150

Haha, no thanks. I don't want to have definite proof that i'm actually 25% slav, bro.

74 percent Irish, 25 percent, one percent Spanish.

That's as multicultural as I get.

25 percent English ***

is it still worth it?

Waiting for my results. I have deep family suspicion that I'm a member of the (((tribe))) although the test will be the final confirmation.

Do I get free shekels if it's true?

Thats up for you to decide, user

I dont regret my purchase at all. If I would have believed records only I would have lived my life believing I was 1/4 Italian, truth is Im only 5.3%. It offers a level of clarity nothing else can.

As soon as I got my results and saw the (((0.4%))) I immediately applied for white guilt shekels, feels breddy gud tbqh

spending that much to get broad incomplete results. i've spent 15$ on ancestry and traced my family back to 16th century.

Please stop shilling this retarded, grossly overpriced sequencing service on Sup Forums. Go shill on Facebook racial purist groups or something

Don't need to, got my family tree right here, written with a quill pen on velum, goes all the way back to the 1400s.

You should post pics if its not too revealing

So the Bogdanoff brothers can steal my superior anglo genes. I think not.

>relying on psuedoscience that doesn't even sequence your whole genome
>worth it
kek, no

ITS NOT FUCKING FAIR BROS

I WAS SUPPOSE TO BE WHITE

I HAVE BLUE EYES

I HAVE DIRTY BLOND HAIR

WHY AM I NOT WHITE


I WAS SUPPOSE TO BE MASTER RACE!

>he doesnt even have an Ariernachweis
Americans are mutts, get over it.

How different are Finnish genetics from neighbouring to have it's own category? I guess we're kinda isolated and stuff but I'm 100% Finnish to my knowledge but got like 3% Finnish DNA on the test.

become one with the spirit of the cuckoo

cus ur grandma got TOMAHAWKED

Right this way user

Good question Finbro, Im not exactly sure how they determine those things

>.4% African
>admitting this
Enjoy sickle cell, nigger

If you're so white, why is your life such a failure?

100% European boys

>ill never be this white

Let's not pretend that it wasn't his grandpa colonizing some Injun pussy that caused this. A lot of poor immigrants took Native wives, that's how you got people like Jim Thorpe.

I'd be lying if I said it's not a good feeling.

b-but Im pretty white for a burger

At least Ive got that goin for me

To an extent I'd agree, it's just a shame your great nation has become so mongrelised with spooks, gooks, spics and kikes.

Am I white Sup Forums?

Holy fuck, shalom.

You need to cleanse yourself in a shower.

You paid $100 to submit your DNA to a database owned by Google. Congrats.

At least I know I'm 100% white.

>Being too poor to afford $100

Try getting a job that isn't at McDonalds.

Why would I need a dna test?
I know my white ancestors and what they did generations back?