ALERT! EVERYONE READ THIS!!!!

Within mere days of a certain conspiracy theory being spawned on chans that is now banned from being mentioned on Sup Forums, Hiro was legally forced to give US government contractor Cobham Analytic Solutions the ability to pinpoint the location of all posters within 1 METRE and he was told he couldn't disclose that the site was being monitored and was also not told the reason for the order, but he had a good idea.

THEY SUBPOENAED Sup Forums TO HAND OVER INFORMATION BECAUSE THEY WANTED TO LOCATE SOMEONE HERE OVER COMMENTS THEY MADE WITH REGARDS TO THE UNNAMED CONSPIRACY

THE REASON WHY Sup Forums IS BANNING MENTION OF THE CONSPIRACY THEORY IS TO PROTECT THE SAFETY OF THE USER(S) WHO ARE BEING TARGETED BY THE SPYING ORDER!

wouldn't surprise me, i believe yea.

nice proof you have there senpai

sauce?

Mention it then

Bump for interest

1m? Pea shooters can be lethal at that range. Watch out anons

We will find all the babby tunnels as well as the babby train and other assorted babby tunnel infrastructure and there's no way you can stop me and the rest of reddit from doing that with your lies fag

Yeah don't care just want to get recruited

could they be looking for FBI user?

Proof of the subpoena or fuck off

We've had alphabet soup agencies monitor this site before and the board always goes down when they do.

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Habbening in b4 elitist contrived catastrophe occurs ;_;

Is this the latest LARP thread

Pizzagate

Yes, grab a nametag at the door, the good ones go quick. I got Podesta but don't worry we can all larp as podesta

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Everyone who posts here should just assume you are being monitored, honestly. This site has been high profile for a long time now, and has been influential for even longer. It'd be ignorant to think it's not being watched by multiple alphabet agencies and NGOs.

pathetic drumpfsters

>clutches pearls

This sounds serious. Literally, serious.
Seriously, this is literally the most serious use of the word 'serious' that I can literally use with any seriousness, literally.

>1 post by this id

See you all soon.

the timestamp, faggot.

Jesus Christ. Bumping.

you cant read that for shit

timestamp + sharpie in pooper

Bump for incest

What conspiracy?

OH MY ALLAH

IS REAL!

O! Goym! This is still up!

Send me some pizza =)

Nice larp / slide thread.

Here's how the internet really works. Sup Forums doesn't know your location, it knows your IP address.

The IP address is assigned as a block of addresses to an ISP by IANA.

The US Govt would need to contact your ISP with your IP address to know who it was assigned to at a given date / time. Since it's not uncommon for IP addresses to be assigned dynamically by an ISP.

Once all that has happened, then the government knows your address.

Damn, with all that evidence, it may be true

If whte people no longer have the right to act in defense of our lives then it is the end of the world.

Obvious bait, location of one meter from my iPhone? Top jej

cont. the whole "within 1m" statement is blatantly false, sure they'd eventually know a physical address for a given IP address but there's no way to determine from the IP where in the physical address you're in.

Hell, you could even be stealing your neighbor's WIFI or be on a public WIFI network

They can use bluetooth technology to tap into a near by cell phone and get you idenity and find your location by triagulation with cell phone towers.

are you a retard? Sup Forums has been run by the fbi since the moot days

You can read it just fine shill niggers

Where's my job

He said "choose not to ask questions" instead of "choose not to answer questions". This guy must've been up for a while

NO user THEY USE THE PORN YU WATCHING NIGGMA

use a vpn then

BUMP FOR JUSTICE

>implying browsing Sup Forums from a device with WIFI or bluetooth.

You could be on a wired connection.

Wifi triangulation is old news, it's how google gets increased accuracy for GPS devices, they'd have to have access to your device first, and ofc you'd have to browse Sup Forums from your cellphone so they can get that IP first.

Old picture is old, nice try

>People taking this bait

ahh fuck, gross.

Even if you are being monitored it's not like you can do anything about it anyways.

On with watching hentai and being a faggot.

oh noes… not my tentacle / furry-vore porn. \s

Nigga be real, sure there could be a tracking pixel on certain porn sites or any specific page for that matter.

The NSA has been known to quantum-insert content for specific targets. Who knows but I doubt I'd personally warrant such level of surveillance just for shitposting

Damn it, I was hoping to the EXCLUSIVE Podesta in the thread. I guess I'll be Jeffy Epstein then.

>no backdoors
>Spain
okay hombre

Steve here.

They're going to catch someone. You won't hear about it, and it will be the wrong guy.

Hi Dave.

Helicopters over my house every day

You are retarded if you think you are anonymoose here

OH NOOOOOO MY SECRET MOHAMMAD PORN

>No law enforcement agency would specify "1 meter" location in any subpoena language unless it was for phone location. Even that would be laughed that.
>Sup Forums does not have location information for its users.
>Law enforcement only subpoenas Sup Forums for IP addresses of specific users. They then have to send another subpoena to the ISP that owns that IP.
>he could disclose whatever he wanted unless a judge signed a non-disclosure order.
>also "legally forced" to give a contractor information. wtf?

tl;dr: OP is full of shit.

NO OP IS PROPHET!

Is this a picture of Mohammed?

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Is this a picture of Mohammed?

>Germoney

t. muhammad al-muhammedjyin

DAVE HERE.

THERE'S A PUSH TO GET ANONS TO TAKE MEASURES TO PROTECT ANONYMITY. OP IS MISTAKEN WHEN IT COMES TO SPECIFICS THOUGH. TPW IS YOUR FRIEND.

HI STEVE.

If the feds are viewing this thread
They should arrest Yvette felarca and Dylan petrohilos they are domestic terrorist.

>US Gvnt needs to contact ISP

kek

He's right you know.

At least for Americans.

Theres 2 threads right now

Steve here.

Use of anonymity software is probable cause for a search warrant. (Tor for example.)

Hi Dave.

>the ability to pinpoint the location of all posters within 1 METRE

joke's on them I moved my desk and desktop to the other side of my home office.

me 1, nsa 0

and they're dumb af, how would they get mobile users?

>THEY SUBPOENAED Sup Forums

Sup Forums is Japanese, how does that work?

You're even dumber

yeah lmao, they'll never locate me, I'm behind 70 pissbottles

>Sup Forums is Japanese
it WISHES it was japanese, big diff brah.

DAVE HERE.

MONARCH 11110. SANTIAGO HAS NO MORE CLAY. THE WOUNDED ANIMAL LASHES OUT. WSB IS BANKRUPT.

HI STEVE.

based leaf taking the heat

I don't know man... when was the last time you took a dump and thought "someone's watching me"

>Sup Forums doesn't know your location
Absolutely wrong, look up the terms and conditions of 4chans ad provider (Rubicon project self serve) and it says in plaintext that they have the right to collect user geolocations and everything down to your fucking machine number. They absolutely can give this shit to the feds even without side admins knowing

i believe you. So i hope they talk about it and are locked up forever for having a defective fucking brain that they believe such stupid horse shit.

>1 post by this ID
>no sources
>language is inconsistent with a regular Sup Forums user
>we literally dindu nuffin
>blatant fear mongering to keep users away from 4chins
>caps lock is cruse control for cool

I smell fear in the shills

I bet it's the Belray Surge.

do you guys think this has anything to do with it

It was me sorry guys. I am the rock that stands upon the seven hills.

>the ability to pinpoint the location of all posters within 1 METRE
stopped reading there.
Fucking illiterate, lurk on for 2 years then come back to read your posts and feel ashamed at your stupidity.

nu-pol

Whst i thought this was anonymous?

Can i click something to conceal my identity? Im scared, please help me?
Can i pay something to make me invisible again, oh my all my loli shit, my scat collections, my rare pepes, this cant be happening

>last time you took a dump
>and thought "someone's watching me"
Pajeet here...

>thinks helicopters are buzzing him for what he posts on a cartoon board

lel

>yfw we all get rounded up and put in camps with no internet
>yfw forced to torture children while Podesta and Hillary scream at you
>yfw they Monarch us and turn us into assassins

Oh no, the Feds are going to see that I shitpost on Sup Forums, and watch porn and listen to music.

ARE YOU ONE OF THEM

LEAVE ME ALONE

>Symmetrical pedophilic symbology
>"P.E.D."
>Satantic symbols!
>The voices sounds similar!

What are some good parodies of what the mainstream thinks conspirtards are like?

>the ability to pinpoint the location of all posters within 1 METRE
Well you're not going to find much looking at such a tiny space

Has anyone figured out the android picture blur issue? Even downloaded images have blur. This shit is doing my head in. I'm at work, can't use the pc's for chan access.

checked, you are correct.

ATTENTION: OP IS A SHILL. EVERYONE KEEP DIGGING INTO #PIZZAGATE NOW.

We are getting very close, hence the deletes. (Mods are getting government strong armed, they are not who you think they are anymore)
You have been warned.

I'm Donald Trump, and I'd say you're all winners.. but....

If that's who I think that is. I would be giddy like a school girl.

That's schizophrenia. I recommend seeing a doctor, if you want to be a winner.

Dont know what it is, but Sup Forums fucked up with their photos recently. I noticed that when I click on an image then click to close it, I've moved somewhere else in the thread. And if I open an image in a new tab, they adds some sort of gay boarder around it.

Who do you think it is?

Relax we are doing great.

post feet

>the ability to pinpoint the location of all posters within 1 METRE
well ill be.
I didnt know the internet now had a "pinpoint within 1 metre" ability.

Thats more of a... you know, google ability with cell phones.