Europeans will never enjoy suburban life
Europeans will never enjoy suburban life
Juan Parker
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Brody Green
Please adopt us.
Zachary Morgan
Move nigga
Asher Jackson
Your jpg won't load, it's too big.
Henry Williams
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Grayson Rodriguez
>1.96 MB
>British "internet"
Angel Mitchell
I wish it was that easy.
Charles Rivera
Christ, can't you move to a white city?
Thomas Perez
None left.
Jordan White
Sup Forums servers more like, I have fast internet, it comes through a really thick tube.
Colton Nguyen
>hoe street
Josiah Ramirez
Fuck suburbs, the sticks is where it's at.
>can shoot on your own land and not worry about bothering neighbors
>closer to the wilderness so you can just take a short walk from your house
>privacy
>quiet and peaceful
However the only that sucks about being in the sticks is that you'll have to probably use satellite for internet/tv and emergency situations are even more threatening because a hospital is a long drive away.
Josiah Anderson
german village is superior to american suburbia
Gabriel Foster
I'd rather live there, it looks cool.
Elijah Nelson
How much would this house cost in Yurope?
>5 beds 4 baths 2,548 sqft
>$183,900
>Great space, on over an acre, Hardwood floors! Basement ranch located in the Award winning Oak Ridge School District! Beautiful decking to view the wooded lot and greenbelt area. Located on a culdesac, New HVAC
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Alexander Murphy
Liverpool's white so's Dover.
Henry Wright
You could easily move to leafland since same commonwealth n shit
William Harris
this man is correct
Ian Torres
We don't really have "the sticks" here but I hear you.
Thinking about to moving to Wales or something instead though in my opinion all Western Europeans should move to bloody Hungary or Poland since they're taking us.
Anthony Young
>5 beds 3 baths 2,573 sqft
>$149,998
>Unique 5 Bedroom/3 Bath Basement Rancher located on a quiet cul-de-sac in the heart of Oak Ridge. This house has so much to offer! New water heater. New heat pump. Fresh interior/exterior paint. Unique architectural elements. Hardwood floors throughout. Gas Fireplace in living room. Basement Rec room complete with Bar and Wood-Burning Fireplace. Cedar-lined closet. Kitchen has Sheirich cabinets. Kitchen, downstairs bathroom and some light fixtures are waiting your personal touches. Can easily be made in to open floor plan. Back yard can easily be made into terraced yard. A MUST SEE - DON'T MISS THIS ONE!
>I appreciate and love so much about this home - the unique architectural elements, the beautiful hardwood floors throughout the main level, the rec room complete with a bar and homemade wine rack, a cedar-lined closet and the Sheirich kitchen cabinets. This house has so much potential to make it your own, including the ease of making it more of an open floor plan than it already is. The back yard can be transformed into a beautiful terraced yard. Put a deck off of the carport. The possibilities are endless! I love the story of how this 3 bedroom/2 bath was expanded into a 5 bedroom/3 bath to meet the needs of its growing family. They used the carport for family BBQs with picnic table and all, had the volleyball/badminton net set up in the front yard. It is difficult to find a 5 bedroom/3 bath house in Oak Ridge in this condition and at this price.
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Hunter Morris
40-50k at best.
But probably less.
Austin Perry
>Oh noo, that sucks
Lincoln King
How about this lovely home in Toronto for only 1.5 fucking mil.
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Jordan Rivera
>Falling for Chinese shills
For fuck sake a literal crack shack is worth 2 million.
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Isaac Fisher
>muss mit anderen Gebirgsjuden leben
Danke, aber nein.
Julian Martin
>tfw you will never live in Switzerland
Why even live
Nicholas Evans
>3 beds 2 baths 3,000 sqft
>$370,000
>Lakefront & convenient to Hardin Valley, Oak Ridge/West Knox. Spend the day relaxing in the sunroom overlooking the beautiful lake or enjoy the breathtaking views from the serene & tranquil backyard with an expansive flat lot that boasts over 100 ft of lake frontage & a dock to enjoy. Looking for even more land or privacy? The lot adjacent to this home is also available w/the purchase of the home. Enjoy the convenience of a basement ranch. The home features 3br's, 2ba's, a custom stone wood burning FP. Well maintained hardwood flrs throughout. $ saving features incl-irrigation pulls water from the lake, double hung thermal pane wood windows and insulated garage drs. Large finished basement w/wood burning Franklin Stove/FP. 2 car garage & 45ft carport give you plenty car, RV & storage room.
>If you're looking for Lakefront living w/ convenience to the Oak Ridge plants, & Hardin Valley / West Knoxville, you've found it! Hardwood floors throughout, w/ vinyl in the kitchen, baths & basement. Enjoy the lake view from the sunroom or level backyard w/ 100ft of lake frontage & a dock. Main level 3 bedrooms, full bath, kitchen open LR w/ stove wood burning fireplace & dining area. Large basement has storage, full bath & Franklin wood burning stove. 2 car garage & 2 carport. Irrigation pulls from lake w/9 zones, all down spouts piped over 50' from the home w/ PVC piping, Trane XL 16i two step compressor unit. Sentricon termite system, 6x20 dock w/100' + lake frontage w/sea wall. Great home with lots of potential
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Colton Brown
You got a bootleg hat, my dude.
Joseph Allen
>implying we want you here
Shoo third worlder!
Ryan Flores
Mountains bring out the best in men.
Nathan Price
As much as I love you Hungarian bro, you are not "europe".
I bet your country side is beautiful, sounds like it's cozy, and inexpensive, but it's hard to compare it to France or Germany in terms of cost.
Cameron Rivera
Why is Hungary not Europe? Explain your logic my fellow patriot.
Anthony Lopez
Suburban living is soulless.
I can't wait to get out.
Brody Rivera
I'm here for you Canada
Alexander Adams
Mid Century is my fetish
Connor Brown
Agreed I hate the suburbs so much more than the city. Rural>City>Suburbia Hell
Owen Perez
Higher res senpai
Owen Baker
Lol at the idea of that beautiful kitchen being surrounded by wilderness. God bless America
Jack Russell
they were under the iron curtain, they're an up and coming second world country in eastern Europe. Wages are not so hot, so the dollar has much more buying power. For this arguments sake, it's not really relevant. Poland would be very inexpensive for an American looking to spend here what he could get there. Compare our buying power to Germany, France, UK, Scan countries etc.
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Tyler Collins
When he said Europe he meant Western Europe. Most of the time when you say Europe you think of France, Germany or Britain.
It's like saying America but refering to Nicaraugua
Jeremiah Collins
Hiro put the image server on budget so he could make more money for himself.
Michael Williams
THATS colorado?! Wtf i love usa now!
Samuel Jackson
Power goes out constantly
Well water
Shitty internet
Everything is a long drive and inconvenient
Mice/bugs/vermin more common
Creepy at night
Been there done that and it's too isolated. It is fun blowing things up and being loud though
Ryder Howard
Have a look for yourself, there's a tab to put the site in English.
Pro tip, don't take anything in a French sounding community. You will have nature, but also a depressing economy similar to Detroit.
Leo Hill
Y-you too
Zachary Morris
STOP
>just want a picket fence, house, qt wife, 2.5 kids and BBQ with neighbors every now and then
Adam Young
Yeah that just doesn't exist here.
Aiden Hall
This wouldn't be a problem if we deported all the non whites and banned foreigners from purchasing land. As for now, Canadian cities are literally third world and its best to stay in comfy rural communities.
Ian Robinson
What do you really need high speed internet for?
I'm happy with my 30Kb/s
Connor Hall
Colorado is also the governments human testbest and human trafficking hub of the united states in Denver. Its so pretty because people are never in 1 place long. They literally take and move people around routinely for nefarious reasons. I always wanted to move to calordao for the sheer peacefulness of it but i hear people its the worst state you could live in.
You want an icey experience i say move to flagstaff az but it would be tough to find work.
Asher Cruz
meh
we unironically have this view and more in BC and Pacific Northwest, even if youre in the suburbs just drive for like 10 mins
Austin Cruz
That dream is dead in Canada thanks to mass immigration. My hometown is currently 40% white, in the mid 90s it was over 95% white. There are no more friendly neighbours, BBQs, or garage sales. This is a major reason why I hate immigrants. They stole that life from my children.
Isaac Johnson
Bedroom communities are the worst places to live
Thomas Peterson
>creepy at night
only if you don't have good locks and bars on your windows and a panic bunker basement so the Screaming Lady of Midnight doesn't gut you with her hell fire sharpened talons
William Baker
the reasons he told you. We are a poorer than the West, but since we don't belong to the Eurozone this also means we are dirt cheap.
Also property prices around here are disproportionately lower than in Western Europe, so most ppl can actually buy their own homes, don't need to rent one. Especially if you work in Western Europe for a while, you can fairly easily save enough to buy yourself a nice little house with a garden.
Elijah Long
Canadians: how is Edmonton? I have a job offer there and I'm considering taking it. Obviously going to visit first but I value your leafy opinions.
Cooper Hill
You dont have lakes?
>$450,000
>4 beds 3 baths 3,200 sqft
>THE DALE HOLLOW LAKE VIEW WOW factor is IMMEDIATE as you enter the great room as all attention is focused on the trophy vista. Walls of windows maximize the stunning view in practically every room from master suite to living, dining, & kitchen. Gleaming hardwood floors and vaulted tongue and groove ceiling accents the open floor plan. 3 beds and 2 baths on the main level, lower level with 4th bedrm, full bath, pool table/game room and a 1000 squ.ft. of semi finished space with endless possibilities. Master suite is XL W/ jet tub, double vanity, shower & walk in closet. Kitchen is large, equipped with double oven, gas cook top, bar eating and breakfast nook. BIG laundry and walk in pantry. Huge covered front porch, big deck for entertaining and super cool flagstone patio with outdoor fireplace, 2 car attached garage AND 2 car detached garage (for lake toys/ATVS) all perfectly placed on private 10 acres dotted with shady hardwoods.
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Blake Hall
>Power goes out constantly
*occasionally
>Well water
That's actually a plus
>Shitty internet
I agree. Although in the long run it's probably a plus
>Everything is a long drive and inconvenient
This is the cancer that plagues me. It's impossible to have a nice car with a gravel road.
>Mice/bugs/vermin more common
Winter is the best exterminator.
>Creepy at night
I love night walks. It's quiet, you can see the stars. Carry a fucking gun, you pussy.
Sebastian Flores
When your 20 minutes away from civilization and some.... thing is grunting and running into your sun room door at 3 in morning loud enough to wake you up let's see how cool you are tough guy
James Moore
Except I live in a city and this is the view from my lakehouse. And I live in the middle of Europe, a short drive from most major European cosmopolitans in a country with one of (if not the) highest living standards on the planet and not in the middle of nowhere in Canada.
Cameron Hill
Better than Toronto and Vancouver but it still has lots of chinks and Muslims.
Ryan Mitchell
Is Switzerland objectively the best country to be born in? I suppose Luxembourg or Liechtenstein are probably pretty close.
Oliver Reyes
Yes lmao don't live in the cities
Cameron Harris
The first time I ever saw a tranny was in Geneva
Jacob Collins
*metropolitans
>Is Switzerland objectively the best country to be born in?
Depends on what you like I suppose. But on the whole the answer is yes.
Robert Howard
You don't even have a stick, UK lost any trace of nature it may once have had like 500 years ago.
Alexander Perez
My stepmom is Swiss and has a house there. My dad is in the process of getting citizenship, is there any way that I would be eligible after a certain period of time? I speak French.
Nolan Hill
Fucking hell
Now you made me paranoid
Just It's another "I'm sleeping with the shotgun" night.
Thank you so, much my room got cold after reading your post and some papers fell off my desk even though my windows are closed. I hope you're happy that you've given me another sleepless night.
Adam Watson
I would get so fucking bored living in the country as a 20 year old. I could see myself retiring there though eventually cuz it seems comfy as fuck.
Brayden Cooper
No we don't have any sizeable lakes. And certainly none that I know of with private properties next to them.
All we have is a few artificial ones that used to be mining pits, then they make a park out of it where you can chill in the summer.
The rich live in villa's which are suburbs tier in America. If you are very rich or old nobility you live in a renovated castle. Or in a lord house or a guild house in the city centre.
This example will set you back well over a million euro's.
Daniel Butler
its not suburban if you have pedestrian pathways
Logan Jackson
My only advice about living in the countryside is to never go innawoods after dark.
Strange shit happens after dark when you're deep in the woods.
Oliver Murphy
Are you drunk or something?
Jaxson Gray
Usually you have to spend 12 years to get it and pass natiralization interviews/tests. But since you have a Swiss parent it should be significantly faster. Im not sure.
Connor Thomas
Canada's Austin.
Matthew Hernandez
>suburban
>sidewalks
HAH!
Nicholas Moore
>Pro tip, don't take anything in a French sounding community. You will have nature, but also a depressing economy similar to Detroit.
the fuck does that mean
Hunter Nguyen
A little yes
But I'm still aware of my surroundings
The drink heightens my senses, makes me more awake
Asher White
If you can't handle a wild boar or deer Fucking around your house, move to the city, faggot. Let a real man grab his gun and show you how to fix a situation like that.
Unless it's the rake, then you were destined to die, so accept it.
Thomas Allen
>there's always that same knoxville dude in housing threads
Knoxville's alright bro, but there's way too many niggers and whiny liberal college students. One county over in Pigeon Forge/Gatlinburg/Sevierville is the true haven.
Luis Sanders
Don't fucking talk about the rake!
Thinking about it summons it to you.
Like when a black man can tell if you're carrying money in your billfold
Hunter Roberts
Rapey Syrians
CBC in full damage control as always
Caleb Hernandez
Wallonia's economy crashed when Europe was crushed by cheap Chinese steel. Literally the only thing keeping it together is the FN gun factory, which is owned by the Walloon government. The north is the fucking lifeline for Wallonia atm, if Flanders would separate, Wallonia would be worse than Romania.
Levi Walker
>writing out its name
goodbye user
Blake Wright
what's up with portugal?
Dylan Allen
Literally this. Had 2 best friends who's family lived in eastern KY, used to visit every summer. 1 summer, there was a bunch of weird sounds and shit outside, finally found out there was a black bear family outside. We waited an hour for animal control and police to show up and either catch it or scare it off. Luckily my friends and I were all kids, because there's zero internet out there, and nothing but imagination and a playstation/VHC player to keep all of us company. Boonies are terrible unless you find enjoyment in being bored at all times.
Connor Torres
Same as with Scotland and Wallonia. Poverty turns you into a nigger.
Jaxson Clark
Its the other way around
degenerate behavior causes poverty
Camden Green
it is, but the context of the conversation is about countries like britain and germany where cheap, roomy places to live don't exist because of the high demand/low space.
Jack Thompson
Fuck, my towns a bit too treeless for that but the next town over literally has streets that look exactly like that.
Jace Ward
I would become a serial killer within a week if I had to put up with the human trash that lives in suburbs
Jeremiah Collins
You're confusing cookie cutter suburbs and suburbs like in pic related. Anything made after the early 1970's is trash.
Jose Davis
For instance?
Blake Morales
The world is full of human garbage, in suburbs, towns, cities, entire countries etc...
Globalists are right, earth does need to be depopulated
Luke Powell
That's true for individuals. It doesn't make sense for whole regions. Flanders used to live on two potatoes a day, while Wallonia were literally nobility.
Same with Portugal, they used to have an empire.
This doesn't go for niggers though, they are simply niggers.
Christopher Thompson
Neither will Americans once they become overrun by nigs
Jaxson Collins
Glowing eyes when you shine your flashlight
Cougar/mountain lion eyes are not something you want staring back at you.
Luis Butler
>flagstaff az
I've spent sometime there. In NAU. I'm sorry, but that town is a shthole.
Liam Jones
Serious question: what is an average day like in the suburb?
I always figured there was nothing to do, and can't use my imagination to fill the void.