Thirty Years War Risk

Round 9
Not sure i got the italian cede right...

Kill the English

Nuke Sacramento

Attack Ottomans

call "crusade" so Naples may join us.

OP he gave me EVERYTHING south of Venice so basically all of mainland Italy

Kill the brits,catholicism will spread.

Still defend from loser aggressors

Mostly right, the area south of the Papal states and Sardinia should go to Naples, the part connecting me to the Ottomans goes back to me. Anyways, continue invading Saxony.

kill the Ottomans-DEUS VULT
(OOC-sorry kebab I can't forsake my God)

testing

also the islands right?

i just forgot he had land in naples proper. fixed

This
Also bonus correction

Put half my roll to kick Brunswick off my shores again

and put the rest in to attack Saxony

Of course.

We have done well, finally the anglo virus is gone. I may now convert to lutherianism or start my own cult.

Attack English France.

attack ottomangs

>+2
You have +3 now. I told you, you're a king

Cede any Saxon lands I take to the English. Especially those in France.

who are you

He's already kill

C U N T Y S W I T Z

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Am I?

If England is dead, then give the Blessing to Brandenburg.

Why are you joining your attacker like a little bitch?

he has one tile
he doesnt border that land to be ceded it

...

That's not what he was asking, kek

???

>spend entire game retaliating against unprovoked aggressors
>called war monger every turn
Playing Ottomans is hell.

He thought you were England asking if he was kill

BEEP BEEP

I have you killing the netherlands, spanish netherlands, and one blessing from saxony... do you have another kill or blessing from a kingdom?

Who killed Trier?

This is payback for destroying the last bits of real Rome that we had.

true, yeah he is king then

I just wanted to be friends, I apologize but when our Pope calls us to war it is my duty to join the armies of God in their Crusade

Atleast you aren't dead because allied idiots decided to strengthen an enemy alliance that was attacking their other ally, me.

They should've forgotten about you and focused on getting me out of this predicament.

This war was already lost the moment I converted to Calvinism admittedly, since everyone on the Calvinist side is an absolute mong.

Your Pope did no such thing.

Round 10
England hold on by one tile.

I distinctly remember a call to Crusade

kILL Ottomans!!

Kill the English, spills to France

Bohemia is not Pope

Take England's last tile, invade Switzerland.

Kill Tuscany-spills to Ottomans

Attack ottomongs

Have Ottomans ever done well on this map? retaliate against all aggressors

Defend myself and kill everyone if I can

Please Lord Kek, deliver me from evil

On occasion ... but rarely.

Stop fighting me and kill the real war mongers

Can I create my own cult where everyone who joins and has an even number as the final digit of their GET gets double territories? for example
>rolls 2
>cult gives him a 4
>3 territories
Brunswickian Catholicism
>anyways take sweden

RIP bro gg

I no longer know who is true and who is not, the armies of Naples will return to Naples until we can understand the situation

good imagination. 5 points to slytherin

Kill Saxons
I give you my blessing +2
You're a Calvinist now, we need you in this war against the Ottos

He lied to you trying to get you to fight me, help me save my lands and people.

thenks dad

If you help me to defeat them I'll help you reunify all of Italy, including my current holdings in Italy

Did you not state your intention to convert to Lutheran? Are you going back on your word, old friend?

I create Albertoism! all will be welcomed if they believe in the one true god, cheese will be free and anyone French or Black will be exterminated

When they can help divide the christians against one another

RIP England

I'll help you, if you finish off the Ottos

you rolling?

Set in stone? Brunswickian catholocism when?

He did

Round 11
RIP England Edition

FINISH THE TURKS.

more ottos

Take more Saxon land

I think everyone should join my cult instead, we sacrifice cats and roundworms to cloud people and get double get territories from it

Take more sweden

establish peace-this is my roll

Remove the Swiss from Germany

Defend/retaliate reminder I literally dindu nuffin

Attack Swiss.

>No Poland
>No Hungary
>No Sweden
>No Al-Bongistan
>No turkroach threat ever looming to consume the christian realms

Shit game OP

Round 12

Remove the damned Swiss

KILL THE TURKS.

Kill Ottomans

attack ottos
spills saxony

OP CAN I DO THE CULT OR NOT
also take more sweden plox

Kill the Saxons

Attack Swiss. Protect Saxony.

straights

Continue nation of peace

no

Convert to Lutheranism.

Convert?

Can i join in as Alsace Lorraine?

Round 13
i'll change it in the map now

yes

Attack Ottomans.

take last bits of ottomongs
spills to saxony

Remove the Swiss

palidrome OP

Ahh, Go to the Papal states then...