/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - FUNNY GUY EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
greatagain.gov/
donaldjtrump.com/
Trump Playlist
pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ

APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump w/greatest ally conference 2/15/17
youtu.be/sUZ4bzUSVPQ
>Trumps & Bibis 2/15/17
youtu.be/Ay7_tP7KdW4
>Pres Trump+FLOTUS greet greatest allies 2/15/17
youtu.be/r-lgBwJpYOY
>Trump meeting with Retail CEOs 2/15/17
youtu.be/Jxq6AOaMo20
youtu.be/jhtN4KLes8w
>We /wwe/ now 2/14/17
youtu.be/IqbyFqDpveA
>VA Sec Shulkin sworn in 2/14/17
youtu.be/4zFV5zBvd1A
>Pres Trump signs HJR41 SEC rules 2/14/17
youtu.be/j-o_RRRlLZQ
>Pres Trump @ Parent/Teacher conf 2/14/17
youtu.be/opufN8wWBoo
>Sec of Treas Mnuchin Sworn in 2/13/17
youtu.be/1tfRJzl87QA
PREV APPEARANCES
pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
pastebin.com/yArfUKdC
WH PRESS BRIEFINGS
pastebin.com/QidpHWKJ
CONFIRMATION HEARINGS
pastebin.com/7JXPkkw3

FUN STUFF
>Marty McFly lands on our timeline
youtu.be/g5xs4vMx-fM
>Alex Jones gets high with Joe Rogan, redpilling ensues
youtu.be/UZPCp8SPfOM
>God Emperor Trump Was Born To Rule
youtube.com/watch?v=kpN2mA2blVk
>Donald Trump Emperor of America
youtube.com/watch?v=xQCaWLF2gfs
>TrumpBot vs Mexico
youtu.be/jNmTBESoJ1A
>Shadilay
youtu.be/ZNriNoWOtXA

INSPIRATION
>Hold Back The Night
youtu.be/ldnH5ms50Jc
>Inauguration of Fire
youtu.be/XKf8jSiaghU
>#TrumpTheEstablishement
youtu.be/kIsctZlgMqg
>American Hero
youtu.be/d-X3BVxySLo
>TRUMP - MAGA
youtu.be/PagVeZgHbhk
>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway
>We Are The Silent Majority
youtu.be/3lrrPG5iPAk
>American Comeback Story
youtu.be/pm8n9qVIK_8

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reuters.com/article/us-venezuela-usa-idUSKBN15U2WB?il=0
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>geraldo

CRY, SCREAM, BEAT YOUR LITTLE FISTS AT THE GROUND. DOESN'T MATTER - IMPEACHMENT IS COMING.

Bannon and KellyAnne will be gone by April 1st.

Donald Dumbfuck himself will be fighting for his life.

He will step down or go to jail.

I'm laughing. Laughing because all the nasty shut-in pantshitters here thought they'd won a great victory when they elected a fucking sex offender.

Newsflash, sweetie: you don't control this country. We do.

Fuck YES the deep state will continue to knock off his advisors one by one.

Fuck YES the leaks will continue. The second Drumpf says anything to Putin, no matter how mundane, he's over.

Fuck YES the media will lie, distort, and sabotage with him dozens of hit pieces every fucking day.

Fuck YES it will take his approval lower than late W Bush.

Fuck YES the GOP will give Donald Dumbfuck an ultimatum as they see how bad 2018 will be: resign and get a pardon, or face imminent impeachment, removal, and hardcore pounded-up-the-ass prison time.

Fuck NO, there isn't jack shit you can do about it.

There will be no popular uprising like the kind that makes your little Second Amendment dicks hard. No one is putting their life on the line to defend a disgraced sex offender President.

Oh, and sweetie, we're not the least bit concerned about Pence. We know how to deal with Jesus Freaks. See: the HUGE Democratic majority that came after we absolutely wrecked George W. Bush.

Pence will also do as our deep state says. He will be forced to hit Russia HARD. Expect to see Putin ripped apart by angry mobs when his despicable country starts to feel the pinch.

You really fucked up helping them hack an orange toddler into office and thinking we'd do nothing to THROW HIS ASS OUT. You should have let her win. Now, you will suffer.

BLOWN

THE

FUCK

OUT

First for 99% of all Mexican Anons are gang pressed cartel members.

MAGA

this is the face of our opposition

did you say lewd

Morning
>The eternal Joe
>Morning Joe blacklists Kellyanne Conway
>Joe says real issue is Russia not the leaks
>Mattis goes to Europe
>Tells NATO members to pay more or US will "moderate its commitment" to NATO
>Trump meets with Netanyahu
>Hold joint press conference
>Trump only takes questions from conservative outlets
>Calls on Christian Broadcasting Network first
>Robert Howard picked to replace Flynn at NSC
Afternoon
>NEW TRUMP RALLY ANNOUNCED
>Will be in Florida on Saturday at 5 P.M. EST
>Puzder withdraws as Labor nominee
>Bannon: "I could care less" about repairing relationship with media
>Venezuela govt orders CNN be taken off the air immediately
>Says CNN misrepresents and distorts the truth
>McConnell: Gorsuch will be confirmed
>"How that happens is up to the Democrats"
>Would not say whether nuclear option would be invoked
>DoD considering sending ground troops in Syria
>Lindsey Lohan: Americans need to come together to support Trump
>Sen. McCain will not support Mulvaney for budget cheif
>Texas becomes first state to file an amicus brief in support of Trump's travel ban
>GOP Sen. Collins (R-Maine) says she won't back Pruitt for EPA
>Venezuela president Maduro: I don't want any problems with Trump
Tonight
>FBI releases hundreds of documents related to the 1970's investigation into race discrimination at Trump apartments
>Senate Judiciary Committee demands Justice dept brief and hand over all documents on Flynn
>Based Lou Dobbs on O'Reilly
>Phoenix votes 7-2 against sanctuary city proposal

@112837868

k, but what if you are wrong?

What is your endgame?

Do you even have a contingency plan?

give me a quick rundown please. i didn't see the video and i'm drunk right now

It begins.

today's news shitshow with links
trumpsfirst100days.wordpress.com/2017/02/15/day-27-wednesday-february-15-2017/

>FBI releases hundreds of documents related to the 1970's investigation into race discrimination at Trump apartments
Did they reveal anything damaging to Trump?

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>whoaniggayouexpectmetoreadallthatbullshityouwrote.jpg

/ourguysworldwide/

I've had my dose of (you)'s
Soon I'll head to sleep, But I'll stick for this thread.
As far the night goes, /ptg/ made my night my making me feel less autistic and that someone acutally cares about me.
Thank you guys.

>The Night of the Long Knives (German: About this sound Nacht der langen Messer ), also called Operation Hummingbird or, in Germany, the Röhm Putsch[a] (German spelling: Röhm-Putsch), was a purge that took place in Nazi Germany from June 30 to July 2, 1934, when the Nazi regime carried out a series of political extrajudicial executions intended to consolidate Hitler's absolute hold on power in Germany.

Im not saying we need one of these. But we need one of these

Dumb Paki. Get out of the U.K. you don't belong there and stop being a Muslim.

did someone say lewd?

Some of the J20 leaders, they were the ones who proposed throwing acid on Trump supporters

sounds like the spanish jews changing their names to operate covertly.

second one

AWWWWWWWWOOOO~

Welcome.

>tfw jfk will be avenged
>yfw it wasn't all for nothing

hi texas

caught on video plotting an attack on the deploraball (cernolisp's inauguration victory party). Also wanted to chain the subway to keep it from moving.

Enjoy your diet coke, user.
Beer is better.

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Well some shit is clearly about to go down: most the media backed off Flynn today suspiciously.

>Venezuela govt orders CNN be taken off the air immediately

What the fuck happened

If Trinidad user is still here, I would recommend looking to Singapore for an example of how to get rid of drugs and organized drug crime.

youtube.com/watch?v=zor4_TXqu6g

youtu.be/Xw5Ym4LaFFg?t=5m45s

youtube.com/watch?v=YabV9dMXX3k

Good night, Fake Texas. May Pinochet's soul guard your dreams.

Is it just me or has the mod on here been cracking down on anything fun we try to do now? He deleted our ICE threads, he deleted our Pizzagate threads, and he doesn't plan on stopping. Do you think the mod known as ALTERNATIVE is behind this?

They are about to be ass raped.

shhhhhhhh! lewd wolfgirls need their sleep

>tfw when I am Irish-American

>tfw this timeline will lead to the triumph of the nationalists over the globalist Irish-American traitors.

Feels really fucking good man

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I've been really feeling it lately

Whatever is going to happen, it's going to happen soon

Brace yourselves

Awoovement!

that's gross, just a pile of flesh

y-you too

I have been waiting for this since the moment Flynn resigned.

I can't wait.

>when the tits are bigger than the head, it's time to stop

I care about you.
Take care.
I'll be here tomorrow. You are important to someone in the world (me).

Our president will have the Justice he deserves.
You're almost me. I have Scottish in me.

Indeed.

komonews.com/news/nation-world/national-world-question-of-the-day

What did they mean by this?

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So I learned some interesting facts today, some facts that I think are even more interesting in light of all this "deep state" talk. Betsy DeVos, the controversial Trump secretary of Education pick, is the sister of Erik Prince, founder of Blackwater international, Prince also acted as an informal advisor to Trump. Now Blackwater has rebranded itself as "Academi" and was sold to a guy named Red McCombs, also a vocal Trump supporter.

I just find it interesting that Trump has seemingly formed a political alliance with what is essentially a mercenary company and one of the biggest employers of former special forces guys.

Saudi have horrible internal strife though. I forgot to save a screencap that explains how SA is armed to the teeth, has no clear line of succession, every son and grandson has powerful fiefdom inside the government and tons of money to hire mercenaries. SA also has a large lazy population dependent on the government, a necessity to import food, and all services and military are run by paid foreigners who will bolt when the money dries up.

Please don't tease me like this boys...I don't know if I could handle THAT much winning

the republican party needs one of these
get rid of mccain, graham, and the others

Can I make a blog post and get some (you)'s?

Reminder that Trump knows what hes doing... no need to panic. He learns fast and is much more efficient than any other politician. Just enjoy the ride anons

We /lewd/ now?

>Phoenix votes 7-2 against sanctuary city proposal
Which proposal was this?

Youre family lad. Trump might not have even been elected without your help. Everyone who helped, all of them are hero's.

>Venezuela's socialist leader Nicolas Maduro said on Wednesday that he wanted to avoid confrontation with new U.S. President Donald Trump.

>"I don't want problems with the Trump administration," Maduro said in a speech, after Trump held various conversations with other Latin American leaders expressing concern over Venezuela. "We want respectful relations with the new administration."

reuters.com/article/us-venezuela-usa-idUSKBN15U2WB?il=0

Venezuela bends the knee

the digits allow it

This is big, they are spying and leaking on the current president. Sessions is going to nail them.

if you know who he is, then bring him up on /qa/ and try to find out who he really is. we doxxed one mod, and it turned out to be an autistic 19yr old commie

>>TRUMP IS ANTI LGBT
>>Name one anti gay or anti trans
The new angle for that is Tom Price since he's out spoken about his stance on gay marriage and the EO for federal lgbt people. It's a matter of concern because he's the human and health service cabinet member and lgbt are disproportionately are the largest HIV and other autoimmune victims. Anything he does from henceforth is anti lgbt whether intentional or not.

I'm already pleased with the sanctions placed on Venezuela but it's clear as day that their president is an autocratic communist and failed as such. the problem is when his cartels affect my nation, we are getting human trafficking and cartel like body butchering shit that was rare as fuck. Trinidad is corrupt and virtually helpless but I think the US should do more to Twist Maduro some more.

>posting lewds before 1 am

> America's shame

It's going to take a couple of decades to live trump down.........and people thought George w was bad

Looking at the voting demographics here versus the Isles, it is clear the redpilled Gaels have moved to America

Gaels in the Isles: Socialist fucks who betray their past

Gaels in America: Split ideologically but leaning further red every day.

>spell her name with an extra "i"
>OY VEY ITS ANUDDA SHOAH

BREAKING NEWS: MELANIA TWEET

Prepare yourself.

kek
>Newsflash, sweetie
>We control your country

There is not law in venezuela these days. Crime is on the raise and colombian cartels are having great fun using venezuela's territory to get drugs into mexico

>spend all day curating links for a blog
>nobody fucking reads it
abc15.com/news/region-phoenix-metro/central-phoenix/phoenix-city-council-to-vote-on-phoenix-as-sanctuary-city-on-wednesday

The shilling is getting out of control. I'm almost certain its one of the mods who uses /leftypol/ who is behind all this lately.

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>globalist Irish-American traitors.

OK Brennan is Irish traitor.... but that doesn't mean all the bad guys are!

Meanwhile Trump's Loyal Patriot staff has plenty of /HibernianConspiracy/:

>Mattis tells NATO members to pay more or US will "moderate its commitment" to NATO
how'd that go over in brussels?

/po/ my 3 years old daughter wrote this message for you. So powerful. Apologize.

He has a point you know

I'm starting to think Cactus was a janitor with a massive ego.

I have never in my life witnessed the kind of saturation of propaganda we are a part of. In size or scope.

Can't even tell if we are going to win, all I can do is trust Trump and the people he handpicked.

I feel like something will happen in the next 2 weeks that will shake the foundation of our world.

Deus Vult.

I was laughing out loud when the media tried to compare this to Watergate:

Because they are right! Obama's paranoia got the best of him, and now he wiretapped his enemies.

>Trump knows what hes doing... no need to panic. He learns fast and is much more efficient than any other politician. Just enjoy the ride anons

shit, we /Atlas/ now?

Guys what's going on with the 2 state thing?

We back to being Israel's bitch?

Painfully attractive

I am thinking that Trump being impeached would be for the best.

Trump is causing too much anxiety.

Why are things so much worse now than just a few short months ago?

I can't go a day without feeling anxiety.

This is beyond crazy.

All my co-workers feel the same way. Something's gotta give.

He needs to hang.

Dude, i don't care if you are ugly. Just tell me you are not fat.

>there isn't jack shit you can do about it.
>implying we don't have an ancient Egyptian chaos god on our side
Kek is with us, folks!

I feel like someone should make a cartoon of a leftie tied up and trump holds a huge ass dildo with the writing on it next to him

Sessions isn't their biggest problem, Mattis is. These intel agencies rely on their overseas locations to run away and hide when shit gets ugly, and he, more than anyone else on earth, knows exactly where they are now.

The Nationalists are making their move.

American has been good for us, now it is time to reward that loyalty.

>He has a point you know

That kikes should all be gassed.

Yeah, we know

the eurostate socialist dream is going to come crashing down
have fun paying for your welfare state when the US is no longer footing the defense bill

Hope you're right lad, traitor neocons like Priebus and the rest of them need to be hanged

It's my last semester in college and every single one of my classes are a fucking joke (more than usual). All I want to do is graduate and get a job in my field. Sick of just looking at jobs and not being able to get them because I need my degree.