/odg/ Oroville Dam General - Age of Aquarius Edition

RAIN SOON!

Rain and Rubble
Snowmelt and thunder
Let califags huddle
And engineers blunder
Let the waters rage
And the barriers burst
Hail Kek's change
For this land will be cursed.
Wash away the wicked
kill them all
A new world will emerge
Cali must fall
Blow the dam
Praise the flood
Scour the land
With rock and mud.
May the cuck dam crumble
As Kek demands
As it falls it will rumble
Claiming all the innocent lands
Doubt not our almighty Kek
Lest flood and fire He shall send
For at first to salvage there must be a wreck
The vile must be broken for the good to mend
Flods of beaners
you are alright with that
now, here come's the water
YOU HAVE TO GO BACK
Degenerates cry out
and are fleeing in throes
But no matter how loud they shout
Kek's answer is: "No".
The thunder of water beats through your ear
Far in the distance, the frog-king appear
"I have told you, time and time again"
"keep up with this bullshit, and this is THE END"
For no matter how many lies the False Ones procure
On computer, typewriter, spoken or by pen
Have faith that the deplorables will find a way to ensure
That Pol, is right once again.

>BUBBLES!
youtu.be/EqEU2X6yBPk?t=31s
>Latest pictures from the dam
pixel-ca-dwr.photoshelter.com/galleries/C0000OxvlgXg3yfg/G00003YCcmDTx48Y/Oroville-Spillway-Damage
>Webcam from the wrong side
parks.ca.gov/?page_id=29411
> Press conference
youtube.com/watch?v=JF1f51TTUrw
> No-Fly-Zone
tfr.faa.gov/save_pages/detail_7_3920.html
> Rain Radar
accuweather.com/en/us/oroville-ca/95965/weather-radar/331994
> Reservoir Condition
cdec.water.ca.gov/cdecapp/resapp/getResGraphsMain.action
> Don't believe every livestream which get posted here, most of them have old footage. If the emergency spillway is in use, it's old.

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Digits for Sac getting fucked and Santa Clarita becoming the new capitol

Listen to an engineer on the situation
youtube.com/watch?v=rl7Sm15unPQ

4th for fuck Califormia

PRAISE AQUA

For those of us who have been gone all day, can we get a quick tl;dr? Dam good to go or spillway failure soon?

>socal
fuck right off

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Dam is by the "e" in Oroville.

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I tried
Heavy rain expected tonight

>he still doesn't know about the PHC (Pre-Holocene Creeper)
that is its lair, in all likelihood

Fuck you, what has norcal ever done outside of silicon valley?

dam is fine
main spillway is holding but sketchy
emergency spillway is still jacked and will fail if the reservoir line gets high enough to breach it
and the rain is coming

Okay, so the situation is fluid (hah)? Good to know.

Lake level lowered 10 feet, reinforcement happening.

fuck you, what has socal ever done outside of import mexicans?

Look at these massive fucking holes the erosion carved out in the emergency spillway. It's gotta be like a series of caves in there.

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>witnessed

3rd times a charm !

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God and kek have combined forces for this one, brothers.

Just think, all that heavy rain from Chester to La Porte will run down the mountain into the reservoir! Kek!

its fine for now

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>what
>went
>wrong?

probably similar to a glacial cave, a gap carved between the surface of the rock beneath and the earth above

amen.

HERE WE GO

PRAISE AQUA

yep agreed
but there is potential

It hasn't exploded yet

>claiming to know the will of God
Pretty sure that's what got us in this mess

S.source?

The electrical grids are all chained together. If a major output source goes down, like a hydro dam, then it puts immense stress on the rest of the grid. If that stress causes other parts of the grid to fail, then the remainders have to take up that load too. It's especially bad since it is not a gradual increase but a shock all at once.

Compare to power outages in Washington whenever a truly impressive Nov storm hits. It's not the trees blowing down in the wind that take out most the power, it is the grid struggling and failing to withstand the extra load from even a couple stations getting knocked out.

tl;dr Cali power is already operating at max capacity. They have no slush room for failure.

so why the hell didnt they fix it sooner? even without water sinkholes like that can cause serious damage

I want to put bags of rocks inside Aqua.

Konosuba you fuck

how fucked is gold county

and this is why nuclear needs to come back

its water country now, son

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Well you see user it was wisely decided that spending 1-6 million a few years ago was far inferior to spending 100+ million now (assuming they survive this).

Because we were in a drought the last couple years and it slipped our minds. You know how it is.

this is pretty DAMN crazy

>Earthen dams.
>Everything is cool until its not.

>tfw you were contemplating on getting that solar system setup
>tfw you didn't

RIP

How dare you defame the Goddess of Water

NEW IMAGE FROM TODAY BEST IMAGE HERE:

ALSO VIDEO PUT IN STICKY PLEASE!

BUBBLES
youtube.com/watch?v=EqEU2X6yBPk

GOOD VIDEO FROM THE AIR SOMEWHERE IN 5 1/2 HOURS OF OTHER STUFF, GOOD COVERAGE BUT 2 DAYS OLD
youtube.com/watch?v=vwIst1YiMdo

>fucking up the pun this bad

You're no Carlos.

So close, Carlos

What happens if these power pylons get BTFO?

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>Mfw bill burr buzzing around in his helicopter is a coded sign of the apocalypse

It's a MAN's expression of love.

Idiots here elected Jerry Fucking Brown

>High speed rail system over budget and behind schedule
>Highway infrastructure has gone to shit
>Airports have gone to shit
>Taxes through the roof
>EPA stops projects while they're in someone's brain
>We lose tons of business to Nevada and surrounding states because of the EPA
>Sanctuary cities
>Shitty mayors

I love California but god damn I fucking despise half the people here and our government.

fuck, I didn't mean to capitalize the n

B U B B L E S
youtube.com/watch?v=EqEU2X6yBPk

Uh oh these are not good.

thats autistic though, compared to how much the shill out to keep being a sanctuary state, diverting some funds to fix a vital dam would have been no problem. well i guess this can be summed up with:
>Californian education

Mike Pence shows up and shows those faggots in California he means business

youtube.com/watch?v=ePbXONL1PF4


digits say Friday morning, 9am PT

C A V E
A
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look how fucking wet this hole is, it's fucking gushing

I think those are just a reflection of the sun/helicopter lights.

I hope it's bubbles though.

MORE WET HOLE ACTION!

its the jew gold hole

youtube.com/watch?v=fOEQTJV_3-w

it's clearly bubbles, watch the video, there is no question whatsoever, you can see them rise and erupt

Too busy providing "free" shit for all the gibsmedat voting democrat. There is a reason everyone here wants this to happen.

Watch the video it's clearly bubbles

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they disconnected them

>underwater tornadoes.

wait..they built a new road? wouldnt a ramp in and out of hole been faster.

will this mean California will finally wake up and go red? or will they be even more delusional (if thats even possible) and claim this is all the racist nazi republicans fault?

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>state funded liberal doctrine
>state gets btfo by God and Kek
Pottery

It's hilarious how jealous you flyover states are of California

> HAHAHAHAH OH FUCK LOOK AT THIS DROUGHT CHART COMMIBEANIFORNIA IS SO KEKED THEY HAVE ZERO WATER AND WONT FOR 50 YEARS THEYRE ALL GONNA DIE

> HAHAHAHAH OH FUCK LOOK AT ALL THIS RAIN COMMIBEANIFORNIA IS SO KEKED ALL THEIR DAMS ARE GONNA BREAK

no, all the rekt roads are out of the pic, to the right

Digits confirm. I need to get out of this state before the real bad shit happens.

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THIS IS THE PROBLEM. Consider that water seeping down down down below the entire hill, below the dam itself. Water is very powerful and can open fissures which collapse under the pressure from all of the weight of the lake. That's the real "worst case scenario."

Could be divers checking on the dam

watch video camera guys sees them, thats why he zooms in.

chicoer.com/general-news/20170215/highway-70-still-closed-due-to-storm-damage-trains-rerouted

It all comes crashing down. California would be the best place on Earth if it wasnt for mexicans.

>jealous
>crumbling infrastructure to house illegal beaners
>Californian education
if you guys seceded youd be third world in a week

And libtards.

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those bubbles are bigger than a diver user

also they know there's seepage in several places and has been for over a decade

no further damage to the main spillway in the last 2 days?

they are repairing it with alien tech, that is why no cameras allowed anywhere near.

>Global warming leads to permanent drought.
>Global warming leads to permanent flooding.

Checkmate science deniers.

kek doesn't will it.

So what's the real chances of the dam going? Let's be realistic.

>i tried so hard and go so far, but in the end it dosent even matter

>live in snug Washington
>plenty of dams, none breaking
>no drought
>mountains and wilderness area constantly a 30 minute drive away, even in the most urban spot in the entire state
>comfy orchards
>quitest spot in the entire continental united states (olympic rain forest)

user, I'm sorry, but Cali is just embarrassing.

he SHUTS IT DOWN

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1488% atm

SFO is really nice and LAX getting rebuilt right now. The rest is accurate.