>be american
>still listen to radio to find "good music"
>be american
>consider 20mbps as "high speed fibre internet"
>be american
>credit card has no PIN or paywave, still stuck in the 1950s with magnetic strip
>be american
>can't find New York on a map
>be american
>still use analogue tv
>be american
>still use imperial measurements
>be american
>save up for college at age 3
>be american
>pay 20K for cold medication
>be american
>deny global warming
>be american
>take credit for other people's hard work. (the internet, ww2)
>be american
>install metal detectors at school but can't buy textbooks
>be american
>still use guns, pretending it's the wild west
>be american
>pay slavery reparations
>be american
>still use fareinheight
>be american
>MR FUCKING 62%!!!!!!!
>be american
>eh? lo siento! no hablo español señor!
>be american
>employer owns you (insurance, mortgage, healthcare etc)
>be american
>choke on kinder surprise
>have heart attack
>call 911
>ambulance comes
>they notice you possess an illegal chocolate egg
>call police
>get shot
>go to hospital
>end up $120 000 in debt and fined $15 000 for possess an illegal six pack of chocolate eggs
>walk out of hospital
>get shot
Why is the vast majority of Americans so primitive?
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is this man primitive
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fucking rural oklahoma has 50mbps high speed cable internet for 25 dollars a month. it's fucking bullshit when comcast charges at least 60 for 20mbps
They all believe it will get better for them one day. Some day they will win big and the suffering will end when they drown themselves in more worthless trash.
don't forget
>employer owns you
look at this shit
cableone.net
duncan oklahoma already has gigabit cable internet WHAT THE FUCK
HOW CAN BURGERS EVER RECOVER?!
>taking credit for other people's hard work (the internet, ww2)
Australians don't know the difference between the internet and the world wide web.
>be american
>pay slavery reparations
wew, went there didntcha
>poopeeland
>be american
>taxes not include in prices
upper-shelf kek
> Australians
Is this an elaborate meme or something? I can't believe how often this happens.
Red stars = NZ
White stars = Aus
My dear brit, what did you expect from him? He's from the U.S. and you know their """education""" system is shit.........
I pay 60$ for 10mbps
70$ for 150 mbps/5 mbps via CableOne. It's shit.
>consider 20mbps as "high speed fibre internet"
Hey which Australian invented the internet? I cant find anything on it.
Oh and if you go over your bandwidth enough they FORCE you to upgrade. 300 GBs goes by real fast.
I pay 30$ for 100mbps
>
150 up / 150 down 1tb monthly cap, $30 USD a month
it's a meme you dip
>capped internet
disgusting
$3,7 for 100mbps
Red Australian is right you know.
>$90 a month for 990mbps.
Suck dick non-fiber plebs.
>mbps
I pay $15/month for 10 Mbps
>Be American
>Be dumb
Quiet, real countries are talking.
I hate you leaf.
I hate it too but there's nothing else available. I think AT&T has an even harsher data cap.
That's really nice considering the geography and everything
>Be discount Australia.
That alone puts you well below the point of being able to call yourself better than anyone not literally from the 3rd world.
>unironically using internet
My ISP basically links fiber to Airtel India. So lots of shits banned in India are also banned here. This also shows how depended we are on to you. Pls fuck my ass.
>burger master race
>so salty
That's the only thing that isn't true in the op.
What is banned in India? I used to have airtel and never faced this problem?
Lots of streaming, file uploading and torrent sites. Normies have no idea. You are a normie.
>I don't know what mirrors are
>I don't know what kodi is
>I don't have what VPN is
Guess who is the normie
Install gentoo
That not blocked here the isps block some torrent websites but you can easily find mirrors, I guess your government is fuckin with you
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RARE
>>be american
>>still use guns, pretending it's the wild west
Firearms are still VERY relevant as weapons. While a person using a sword (like probably your country) are the ones stuck in the past.
People in some lines of work still depend on firearms every day to save their lives. It is not an outdated tool.
I pay $30 for like 200+mbps
Are you white?
Hey, I saw you in the Embarrassing Moments thread on /k/.
>Be New Zealander
>Only people to ever beat Muhammad at raping goats/sheep
>needing a weapon to survive in 2017
You fucking savages.
Off topic, but a friendly reminder that if someone is robbing your house, the best thing to do is trigger your car alarm.
That being said, 100% agree with you you. Guns will always be relevant
I'm still trying to find someone who knows what the notch between combat zero and the 100m mark is.
alternate combat zero? 50m zero?
Dude i get this speed for a quarter of the price
Why your infrastructure so bad hm?
America is a large place with lots of rural areas (and people actually living in those areas).
Are you living in a decently sized city? I live in a village of 1000 or so, $30 for 200megabits/sec
>be New Zealander
>be stupid about America
you.jpg
It's honestly okay to be jealous of our firearm freedom.
He's just bulking
Well Trump said in his inauguration speech that he is going to modernize America's infrastructure and make them enter in the 21th century
Nigga you cannot even drink a beer in public, you have no freedoms.
define "in public" ?
I used to drink beer in my back yard all the time.
I don't really drink anymore. You sound like a degenerate desu.
ITS A MEME YOU DIP
>You sound like a degenerate desu.
>desu.
If you weren't American, I'd think you're baiting.
calm down Australia
What a cuck . I pay ~10$ for 100mbps , can pirate anything i want too , no one gives a shit
DO THEY ACTUALLY NOT HAVE PAYWAVE LMAO
FUCKING CAVEMEN
Good thread. Amerilards are so delusional and pathetic. The best thing is they don't even realize it.
>be Australian
>pay $90 for a video game with all the blood censored
>be Australian
>95% of my country is uninhabited desert
>be Australian
My entire economy is based on tourists gawking at a coral reef (and begging China to please not kill the coral reef)
>be Australian
>always check my shoes for funnel spiders before putting them on
>be Australian
>can't afford to buy a house because the Chinese are buying my entire country
>be Australian
>the whole world recognizes my famous opera house in Sydney and my country has written exactly zero noteworthy operas
>be Australian
>the only country in the world where it's still cool to frost your hair and wear shutter shades
>be Australian
>aka England's retarded cousin
>be Australian
>have no literature
>be Australian
>Crocodile Dundee was the first and last time your country will be cool
>be Australian
>learn about the lost generation in school
>be Australian
>have zero relevance in world politics so spend all day teasing a better country for having delicious sheep
>be Australian
>where the leading cause of death among children are "Land transport accidents"
>be Australian
>where the leading cause of death from 14-44 is suicide
T b h is filtered into desu newfag
RARE/SEMI-RARE
I've been wanting Nepal for my collection, thanks
Thats new zealand retard
Just shut up you speech impeded sheep fucker or HAARP will give you an east and west island to match.
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The country that's 100x better than Australia in every way?
Yes. That is New Zealand.
oh snap
Frank, he's one of our scientists.
>Trump
>not getting impeached in the next 4 weeks
pick one
America doesn't use analogue TV anymore. They were one of the first countries to go all digital in fact. Not that it matters, because their digital TV system is crap anyway.
Clearly you've never been here. Might I suggest New Orleans? Or Las Vegas?
Yes, of course certain parts of the US have no freedom. We call that DC.
Americans can't drink in public?
If you're in a city you're likely to get arrested for walking around drunk, let alone drinking.
We don't tolerate drunks in public.
>drinking a couple of beers means you're drunk
am I being memed
Not my part, evidently you and I live in two very different rural areas of """"""""""Oklahoma""""""""""
> why is
> primitive
> kiwi education
...
>still use fareinheight
>fareinheight
What did he mean by this?
Be Australian, dollarydoo not worth as much as a dollar.
Be Australian, abbo stole all my gas so i can't start my car.
Be Australian, " gimme a ciggie white dog".
And analogue tv has been dead for atleast 5 years .
Lmao
Be new zealand, so irrelevant we thought you were australia, get a new flag faggots.