Rain and Rubble Snowmelt and thunder Let califags huddle And engineers blunder Let the waters rage And the barriers burst Hail Kek's change For this land will be cursed. Wash away the wicked kill them all A new world will emerge Cali must fall Blow the dam Praise the flood Scour the land With rock and mud. May the cuck dam crumble As Kek demands As it falls it will rumble Claiming all the innocent lands Doubt not our almighty Kek Lest flood and fire He shall send For at first to salvage there must be a wreck The vile must be broken for the good to mend Flods of beaners you are alright with that now, here come's the water YOU HAVE TO GO BACK Degenerates cry out and are fleeing in throes But no matter how loud they shout Kek's answer is: "No". The thunder of water beats through your ear Far in the distance, the frog-king appear "I have told you, time and time again" "keep up with this bullshit, and this is THE END" For no matter how many lies the False Ones procure On computer, typewriter, spoken or by pen Have faith that the deplorables will find a way to ensure That Pol, is right once again.
if you wait until the water goes over top of the espill to evacuate you're going to die
if the water goes back near the espill and starts bubbling you're fucked
bring on the rain
Brody Ramirez
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Landon Torres
NO FLOOD
NO FLOOD
NO FLOOD
Austin Bell
I wonder if shes safe anons.
Austin Baker
the /comfies/ user.
Samuel Powell
The magic is flowing powerful today.
Blake Gomez
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John Rivera
Digits say so.
Adrian Collins
/comfiest/*
God dammit
Nolan Harris
/comfy/ as fuck Feels good not seeing shills
Charles Wilson
LET THE WATERS HIT THE FLOOR LET THE WATERS HIT THE FLOOR LET THE WATERS HIT THE... FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR
Ryder Gomez
The wywoman in OPs pic looks pretty comfy. APOLOGISE!
Andrew Fisher
Checked my Bible and that's the exact verse. Can't wait for Friday!
Adam Phillips
Not gonna lie, former shill supporter here. This is fucking hilarious watching the emergency spillway splash and erode but in all seriousness, we can't let it compromise the dam.
Brody Martinez
The last two digits are how many feet of water the lake will rise by and the amount of hours it will take
Brandon Smith
It would seem so. I can go to sleep in peace now. :)
Christopher Cooper
wha? pic related.
Aaron Davis
I started reading the Bible this week and came across that and knew that these threads would love it.
Jacob Stewart
So /comfy/ watching anime and checking this thread in between episodes.
Ethan Cook
Best pic from today, good high rez, you like.
Julian Rodriguez
Feeling comfy. Listening to Norm Macdonald, reading the threads, and just about to go cook myself up a spicy chicken sandwich. Might buy another drink to stay up. Comfy as fuck.
Ian Carter
Kekd Pic related
Mason Lewis
and not to fuel the fire more, in the last thread an user made reference to "maybe this is what Trump meant when he said 7/11"
I shut that shit down and told him to stop right there. kek
Bentley Butler
Yeah..uh...that dirt that is eroding under the main spillway...it is not dirt. It is clay. This is a problem.
Luis Morgan
that's good
Asher Harris
What were they doing in there?
What is their endgame?
Angel Ross
This is gonna trigger the san andreas fault, i can feel it.
Robert Thompson
>what would happen if the dam broke FWOOOOOSSSSHHHHHHHHH!
Daniel Sanders
Can you cook me some comfy sammich? I haven't had my equivalent to dinner yet.
Michael Young
>stacking debris oh this is going to be great, california for you
Adrian Evans
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Brayden Anderson
I mean if I had the opportunity to go check that shit out
I'd take it. In reality they were probably checking on the condition of the spillway foundation
Jackson Green
what is that pipe?
Caleb Perry
Any geolanons here want to circle in red the areas where the gold deposits will likely be located? Asking for a friend...
Justin Stewart
>implying that user isn't reading this right now It's okay . I forgive you .
Jacob Evans
this pic freaked me out. I didn't realize just how fucking big this thing is.
There is no visible progress. Are you sure it's not from two days ago before no-fly was implemented and while it was sunny?
Leo Allen
I don't get how they dont have more cranes pouring
Christopher Fisher
That hole is huge! Water wasn't even going over the "emergency spillway" that long.
It was like 12 hours or so right?
Jose Cook
Checked. Yes, it is decidedly not good. >Except that it is. For us.
Carson Hill
Sacramento is 60 miles away
San Francisco is 140 miles away
Even if the dam absolutely EXPLODES the fuck away, I just don't see it reaching the major lib cities.
Adrian Butler
>Standing in the void underneath the spillway >"Welp, I don't see the foundation"
Christopher Allen
So lemme get this stright. White ppl wanna build a wall to keep brown ppl out then spend the resta our money on fixing up they lake so they houses dont get spilled on
Liam Powell
it's too early to tell but there will be all kinds of deposits, look in big holes first
Gabriel Wilson
Story time!
Kevin Anderson
it will though look at the map
Noah Kelly
Post tits.
Evan Ortiz
I do like problems.
Zachary Scott
Planting thermite charges obviously.
Jason Smith
Friendship high five?
Thanks, brother.
Jayden Gonzalez
What's wrong with clay?
Blake Collins
Its actually more like 78 miles if you follow the river and not as the crow flies
Landon Powell
Literally turns to liquid when in contact with water
Christian Green
looking for newly exposed gold. that's what this is about. now that trump is in office the chinese are free to use weather manipulation to, in effect, pressure wash an entire hillside. this is all being done by china as we speak. they have armies of beaners "employed" downstream panning it up for pennis a day. with the profits they plan to buy all of california, secede from the union. once freed from the u.s., they will sail their new state around the world launching raids on unsuspecting countries, killing millions and stealing all their shit.
Oliver Richardson
they've only managed to concrete over an area 1/4 the size of a football field, one pump truck is all they could muster?
Jaxon Cox
>February 17th, 2017; saudi arabians hijack a frontier air flight and fly it into the dam
Samuel Barnes
I'm a bit more worried by the rift in the earth. They better start dropping rocks and concrete in it.
Probably drainage for some part of the dam.
Brandon Wright
Where does this water flowing inside from sides of spillway comes from?
Evan Flores
Comfy as fuck. Reading thread wrapped in a blanket. Look outside and see the moon gleaming over the snow. Might have a bowl of delicious hot stew later. Feels awesome.
Joshua Myers
Sure user . This is /comfy/ time , not aggression time .
Ian Rogers
if i had to guess, it erodes faster than dirt. Or just that when it gets wet it gets squishy and as it gets wet it soaks deeper into the ground than dirt.
Mason Edwards
>They better start dropping rocks and concrete in it. it would just go flying user
Hunter Wright
Fuck
Robert White
hill runoff
Bentley Kelly
Oshitboyz, they gon get fucked
Blake Mitchell
drainage
Robert Butler
the /comfiest/ of times
Samuel Ramirez
>our money
Anthony Perez
Yeah, it's from yesterday. The main spillway has stopped eroding, it seems and is stable
You can tell it's recent by looking at the progress they've made patching up the e-spillway
Julian Wright
It's there to prevent water buildup on the other side of the road.
Adrian Brown
hi why dont they just shoot the stupid water and claim self defense??
Jaxson Collins
>live 23 miles from the dam >didn't fall for the evacuation meme
People are so dumb, it's literally impossible for it to break. They aren't allowed to build these things in a way that they can break. While everyone is losing their minds I'm nice and comfy
Zachary Lopez
>identifying fucked things >yep, it's fucked
Ryan Murphy
my penis on the left
Zachary Flores
THE HENNNNNYYYYYYYY
Adam Young
hahaha you faggots think this is even a big deal for cali, and yes it has effected those in the immediate area, but as a cali resident do you wanna know what was top news today? these dipshits are still talking about the botched metallica performance at the Grammy awards. in fact ive lived in socal since 2006 and ive never even heard of orville. move on you blood thirsty cucks you're embarrassing yourselves
Jack Bailey
Yeah, it was less than a day and only a small amount, like 20,000 CFS when it could get up to 200,000 CFS.
Hudson Kelly
I assume they come from relief wells that protect the concrete from hydrostatic uplift when the hill becomes saturated.
Liam Martin
The fucking is already happening, the foreplay has succeeded and we're at the gushing wet stage. Nothing can stop the fucking now.
Dylan Sanders
Kek, that was what was supposed to handle the emergency spillway to prevent it from destroying the road? No wonder it all fell apart.
Christian Baker
going to be extra comfy when we see your corpse in the aftermath photos
Wyatt King
> be bag o' rocks > get Skycraned into battle front > oshitrain.mkv > get btfo by hydrogen dioxide >icameinlikeawreckingball.mp3 >??? >major damage
Joseph Turner
You do realize Californians are shit at maintaining infrastructure right? Its not like dam failures havent happened before...
Eli Clark
the fuckening is upon us
Andrew Johnson
Kek will save the dam...
Jacob White
William Mulholland pls go
Jack Miller
>he doesn't listen to KFI Kys this is in the news
Landon Jones
Did anyone save granny's tits from last thread?
Luke Harris
Aftermath of what? Nothing is gonna happen. Can't believe people think a little drizzle is enough to break concrete.
Plus, even if something did happen, which it won't, I have a pool noodle in my garage, so I'd be fine
Asher Anderson
I'll be laughing when this sparks the California civil war and the State of Jefferson splits off. They'll hoard all their water from you and Socal will wither.
Owen Brown
Nice big old cow tits and somebody had to go and put their cigarette out on them...
Cameron Bennett
She never delivered...I assume she got the fuck out.
Michael Martinez
1150 The Patriot from 9-3 while at work is the best .
David Brooks
>little drizzle is enough to break concrete. Honey. Do you realise what that dam is built on? All it takes is some erosion and the foundations of the dam are coming tumbling down.
