DUDE WEED YOU FUCK

WEED CURES CANCER BRO

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JAMIE PULL THAT UP

well no because
*brings the mic closer*
every 10 years your cells in your body actually completely change.
i was reading this article about how DMT can actually advance this process into only taking 6 years because your pineal gland- jaimie could you get that article up? yeah but its because your pineal glands can actually make your cells rejuvenate faster ... here we go
*looks over at the screen*
look at that ...
yeah that chimp must be what? 400 pounds? jesus those things will tear you to shreds

post anti-weed memes

Nice thread.

DUDE JAMIE PLS PULL UP "FACTS" THAT SUPPORT MY VIEWPOINT WHILE I DISTRACT THIS BONEHEAD WITH MY AUTISTIC SCREECHING LMAO

I enjoy both of them, Joe was being a complete asshole.

That video was the perfect example of the average weed smoker.

Weed smokers are are so emotionally invested in weed, it is not unusual that they will have a fucking melt down if you criticize it.

WE'RE JUST HAVING FUN BRO

>but you are a pussy tho and you're wrong

JUST HAVING FUN BRO

BULLY? ME? WHAT?

>uh...oh...I'm going to miss my airplane
>uh..i-...I gotta go

My friends brother in law is so emotionally invested in the weed and codeine culture that he would spend 20 minutes talking to me about what strain the weed I had just got from him was. He also argued with me that codeine was a stronger opioid than oxycotin but codeine had zero adverse effects.

I was a complete stoner piece of shit from 18-20

The retarded arguments I made in favor of weed are abysmal. Even highly intelligent people I know that smoke weed are willing to believe any retarded clickbait article in favor of weed.

DUDE NOBODY IS SAYING WEED CURES CANCER THO LMAO
*jaimie pulls up article from some potluvrsunited blog stating weed cures cancer*
DUDE WHOA WEED DOES CURE CANCER LMAO

What a fuck face

Which episode are you lads referring to? I don't watch them all, just pick and choose ones that seem interesting.

youtube.com/watch?v=gd0oSNjHf1A&t=1079s

youtube.com/watch?v=gd0oSNjHf1A

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Sorry I'm high

Rogan got BTFO hard

stoners btfo, if you smoke weed end your life

I miss Quentin. Only he could make Sup Forums great again

Crowder got stomped on that imo

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*takes a puff*
YOU DON'T THINK WEED
*cough cough*
IS GOOD FOR ILLNESSES???

not really though, rogan came off looking like a giant dude weed faggot. The embodiment of everything people hate about stoners.

In episode 916 he was talking about old nails that are made of steel. He told brian callen that copper doesnt rust.....

Motherfucking that stupid.....lelz. copper turns green when oxidized that is why the statue of liberty is green. I couldnt believe he said copper doesnt rust...

I know he does but is he wrong? Crowder starting acting like a piss baby when he was losing, yeah Rogan was being a dick and hounding him on it but still.

Joe Rogan isn't smart and he never has said as much. He just asks a lot of questions

Yeah but it's not really an issue at all, so in this case coming off like a total faggot negates whatever argument you have imo.

Are you going to make a TYT thread next? Get this sh*t off my board immediately, you uncouth loon.

I bet Joe is starting to get hissy because hes been reading the copy pastas about him on Sup Forums Sup Forums

In all honestly, weed is fun if you take a puff with 4 other people since it makes everyone giggly as shit, but I would not take more

In all honestly, nigger dick is fun if you take a head with 4 other people since it makes everyone horny as shit, but I would not take more

exact opposite, it's fun to get insanely high alone

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Joe Rogan's podcast is cool because he gives a lot of people a platform to talk, and actually lets them explain their views.

He will also play devil's advocate for the sake of developing the dialogue, which is cool. But at heart, he is a fucking retarded scumbag faggot. Seems like the type who worships bro science and smokes weed in front of his kids.

kek

he's absolutely fucking wrong and even contradicted himself within a 2 minute space of time

>nobody is saying pot cures cancer. people that say that are assholes

literally not even 2 minutes later after his faggot assisstant pulls up an article from some newage blog that claims it does cure cancer
>oh look at that! weed cures cancer!

also

>just because someone is high and gets in a car accidents doesn't mean they got in thay accident because they were high!

yes the dumb fuck actually said this word for word. I'm not exaggerating or twisting anything out od context. that's literally what he said. he's retarded

But cannabis oil really DOES cure cancer, though. We can mock libtards and other shitty things, but cannabis oil's cancer-curing properties are REAL and have been known about since at least the 70s and we should take that seriously.

>weed does not slow down reaction time

Can confirm, I'm cancer-free

He said it kills cancer cells and clearly argued that its not a cure.

I mean... its possible it was the fault of the other driver. He's not wrong and driving on weed is not the same as alcohol. Shouldn't be encouraging driving high tho.

this is the average stoner

youtube.com/watch?v=2Bi2CRRIrTk

>just because someone is high and gets in a car accidents doesn't mean they got in thay accident because they were high!
This is true though. People who smoke weed drive fine when they're high.

doing bong rips for freedom

If you smoke cigarettes and/or drink alcohol and criticise weed smokers please end your life

why? both those things don't make you a permanent brain dead retard/beta and also don't have a faggoty culture surrounding them.

Gonna cry?

>that hair
>that hat
>that chin

ugh I'm so sick of these duuude weed, it cures everything maaan, duude weeed

dunno this goy

Sure cannabis have compunds in it, that have medical benefits. They are finding more and more, as research is not bound anymore.
They should have started earlier.
>But it doesn't fucking cure everything

It's like in Iran, or how it was
>Dude opium man, I got a headache opium man, smoke some opium cures it

In other news, they just discovered that our unique fauna is a 2nd rainforest, right in our backyard lol. They are going to discover tons of medicines some from the old even, deemed as witchcraft by the christians.
>TONS of medicines
Sorry I don't got sauce for you, research is ongoing in large scale(for here to be)

shitty trolls / idiots

question Kek if you wanna cuck bois

Nah tobacco just gives you lung cancer, gangrene and every other desease under the sun and alcohol just turns people into violent aggressive dickheads, gives you liver failure and tears families apart.

Such a cool culture mahn

I live in one of the biggest weed culture states and the culture alone is reason for it to be worse than alcohol or any other minor drug. There is no regard for moderation or effects it has on minors. Alcohol is atleast looked at through a realist perspective by society. People who drink everyday are alcoholics but people do massive bong rips and dabs all day long since they are in 7th grade and it's looked at as normal and not harmful at all because DUDE WEED, when in reality you are giving yourself brain damage and becoming retarded without even realizing it.

The "weed cures cancer" crowd are plants put in place by those opposed to weed, to weaken the pro-legalisation cause.

True that brother
Amen

Maybe they were retarded before and getting really stoned all the time doesn't help with that

Weed literally degenerates your brain

vid.me/ufy5

This is Joe Rogan distilled

Mate I'm not denying that weed attracts a lot of degenerates and retards but the drug itself isn't what makes them like that. There's plenty of people like myself who smoke pot and are still fully functional and hold down a good job and lifestyle.

And I haven't seen anyone advocating 12 year Olds getting cooked out of their minds every day being a perfectly normal thing here. Maybe Americans are just degenerates by nature

alcohol is the worst thing to ever happen to humanity. the defenses for it are even flimsier than those for marijuana and the defenders more obnoxious and insecure. You know just as well I do a life of drunkeness is a life of emptiness and excuses, endless failures and excuses, perpetual mistakes that are only forgiven by the grace of another drink, just endless decadence that is forgiven by society because we're all drowning in it together.. And speaking of brain dead..

This.

Crowder's stance on it is what's completely lost on him. He simply doesn't care overall, but has some concerns over the hyped up benefits and relative safeness of it.

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lmao

Joe Rogan is that bro that watched Planet Earth once and thinks that it makes him a scientist.

Dude, man, our universe is so big when you think about it.

Agreed.

Wisconsinite here. We are the #1 consumer of alchohol in america. People are retarded and depressed here

>i am edgy , i don't smoke

>implying CBD oil don't have positive effects on cancer

I'vn close to one being treated with it, and he's recovering like a miracle.

Shills out

it will make anyone retarded regardless of how they were before with enough use.
and if only the stigma for alcohol was even close to what it is for weed, people know alcohol destroys your liver but somehow a large amount of people think weed is fine for your intelligence and smoking it does no damage to your throat/lungs

*stigma for weed even close to what it is for alcohol

What a fucken rude cut he needs a kick in the teeth

Ur mad he didn't share
>poor baby

it's also true of alcohol, see how far that defense gets you with a judge. driving under the influence of weed increases your chances of getting in an accident. that's a fact, just because it doesn't imoair you as badly as alcohol doesn't meqn it's safe. no you don't drive just fine while smoking so stop being a fucking asshole and save your toking for when you are home.

>it will make anyone retarded regardless of how they were before with enough use

I wondered about this years ago, I've smoked since 16 and I'm 26 now .. a couple of times I stopped the herbal jew and booze because I thought that was my issue

I noticed alcohol turns me into a destructive idiot-savant but pot just helps me relax and can be helpful in winding down to think about anything really

Maybe the Jews want the kaneh bosm to themselves

Uh, no.

also, no he didn't. he flat out said it cures cancer after seeing a headline from an article and this right aftet saying "nobody is saying it cures cancer bro! "

I'm not defending weed here you made the bold assertion that cigarettes and alcohol are somehow less harmful when your whole argument clearly stems from your disdain for loser stoners. You're clearly a reactionary contrarian, someone told you "dude weed so good alcohol and cigarretes are evil lmao" you came up with this stupid fucking retort that no le actually its worse for you while puffing proudly on a winston in between sips from your miller high life. You're an idiot basically.

>tfw worked my wageslave gig today in hot as fuck factory
>tfw going to smoke a bit to calmly wind down for the night

and all of you soft cunts can collectively suck on my giant balls if you dont like it

>[Crowder is making a good point]

WOAH SLOW DOWN YOU FUCKIN PUSSY YOU RIGHT WING FUCK!!! I'M GONNA TURN AND GIVE JAMIE THAT "CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS FAGGOT?" LOOK THAT I GIVE WHEN I
CAN'T CONTRIBUTE MEANINGFULLY TO THE CONVERSATION!!!

>[Crowder...a political podcaster...tries to talk politics some more]

YOU'RE SO UPTIGHT MAN YOU WANNA PUSH YOUR RIGHT WING NARRATIVE HERE DRINK AND SMOKE SOME WEED WE DON'T NEED TO TALK ABOUT IMPORTANT SHIT YOU PUSSY ASS BITCH I'M GONNA MOCK THE FUCK OUTTA YOU I'M A CENTRIST DUDE I'M TOO SMART AND REASONABLE TO HAVE FIRM CONVICTIONS ON ANYTHING!!!

DID YOU KNOW WIFI KILLS BEES?!?! JAMIE PULL THAT UP, WIFI KILLS BEES BRO!!!
JAMIE PULL UP THAT VIDEO OF THE RABBIT FIGHTING THE SNAKE!!! THIS RABBIT BEATS THIS SNAKES ASS!!! BUY ONNIT'S NEW KETTLEBELLS MADE OF GUT FLORA AND STEM CELLS!!!


DUDE WEED LMAO 400 POUND CHIMPS STEMS CELLS

Crowder cannot debate for shit. That being said Rogan was getting a little fuckin fresh

actually i came to my conclusion from smoking weed since 14 and being around all these fucking losers, you're clearly a stoned hipster who should kill himself.

It doesn't. It does however make you hyper focused and oblivious - but it doesn't slow reaction time if you're focused on whatever it is you're reacting to

>actually i came to my conclusion from smoking weed since 14

wow so you smoked it for two years then quit. who cares.

Well the fact of the matter is your brain damage doesn't stem from your marijuana consumption, you were born that way stupid. Anecdotal evidence doesn't account for shit, and your personal experiences with marijuana don't explain any of your beliefs in the safety of cigarettes or alcohol, dummy.

i never said either of those things were safe, you retard, but i'm sure you know more about weed than me after smoking for your first time at college a few months ago

the reality is weed lmao people bring up all these obscure facts about weed and its medicinal purposes.

But the fact of the matter is, you literally don't need to smoke it to obtain these benefits.

You can eat, take a pill, have science do whatever. But all these fags want to do is assume that literally lighting a blunt is the same as natural chemotherapy.

sounds like a Jewish tactic

>This episode is brought to you by SHILLIT, S H I L L I T.

Rogan came across as one immature 50 year old man.

Spot on rogan

>tfw cancer.gov admits it cures cancer in lab tests.
>Cannabis has been shown to kill cancer cells in the laboratory (see Question 6).

cancer.gov/about-cancer/treatment/cam/patient/cannabis-pdq

Cite one source.

For women it affects their reaction time because they will have their hand down their pants.

Like that one?
Antitumor activity

Studies in mice and rats have shown that cannabinoids may inhibit tumor growth by causing cell death, blocking cell growth, and blocking the development of blood vessels needed by tumors to grow. Laboratory and animal studies have shown that cannabinoids may be able to kill cancer cells while protecting normal cells.
A study in mice showed that cannabinoids may protect against inflammation of the colon and may have potential in reducing the risk of colon cancer, and possibly in its treatment.
A laboratory study of delta-9-THC in hepatocellular carcinoma (liver cancer) cells showed that it damaged or killed the cancer cells. The same study of delta-9-THC in mouse models of liver cancer showed that it had antitumor effects. Delta-9-THC has been shown to cause these effects by acting on molecules that may also be found in non-small cell lung cancer cells and breast cancer cells.
A laboratory study of cannabidiol (CBD) in estrogen receptor positive and estrogen receptor negative breast cancer cells showed that it caused cancer cell death while having little effect on normal breast cells. Studies in mouse models of metastatic breast cancer showed that cannabinoids may lessen the growth, number, and spread of tumors.
A laboratory study of cannabidiol (CBD) in human glioma cells showed that when given along with chemotherapy, CBD may make chemotherapy more effective and increase cancer cell death without harming normal cells. Studies in mouse models of cancer showed that CBD together with delta-9-THC may make chemotherapy such as temozolomide more effective.

Rogan: DUDE WEED
Crowder: gets pouty and calls Rogan a bully

Actually a consultant for the team who will be presenting to our parliament soon on whether or not weed should be legalised for medicinal purposes here.

as fun as weed is, all we have concluded is that smoking weed for medicinal purposes is counter-intuitive as it actually aggravates most of the conditions it is purported to help.

Also we have found that THC supresses both the analgesic and anti-neoplastic actions of CBD.

Thus it is almost certain that any of the "marijuana" plants (containing over a certain amount of THC) will not be legalised for medicinal purposes, and that only the hemp (containing below a certain amount of THC) will be legalised for this purpose.

Even if they do legalise any of that, because of the afore mentioned findings, the MCCSA (medicines control council of South Africa) will not approve any medications that require smoking the weed, nor will it approve of any extracts that contain any THC.

So basically if you don't use anything other than a purified CBD extract, you are not only not going to slow the growth of you cancer, you will actually aggravate it, as well as causing several other cancers and mental illnesses.

Do not take medical advice from stoners.

>What's a Kraken weigh
>Jaime pull that up
>Like 6 tonnes
>Ohh yeah that Kraken will fuck you up

Curing cancer and killing cancer cells are not equivalent. You can also kill cancer cells with a 124 grain bullet to the head of the patient but that's not a cure.

>[with chemo] increase cancer cell death without harming normal cells.

Fine, I mispoke, not a cure, but a treatment. The analogy about gunshot wounds is pretty retarded considering that CBD actually protects your normal cells from chemo will helping the chemo kill cancer cells.

My son has been in remission for 13 months now, and chemo is what got him there. Not weed.

I know there's benefits, but it's damn sure not a cure

>A study
>may
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