Meanwhile in the Timeline where Hillary Won

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>there are no replies
>the atomic dust has not cleared
>the autists who survived in bunkers are struggling to survive
>many have been exiled already for wrongthink

Hah, take that drumpf shills, Sup Forums is a Hillary board now.

Also #prayforNewYork after that tragic massacre by an assault truck

Welp, half the fucking world is dead due to the CIA fabricated USA-russian war.

All in all I thought the estrogen they mixed in with our organic gruel could have tasted a lot worse!

November 8 will be remember as the day We beated the evil nazis!

Thanks to the Obamacare expansion my potassium iodide tablets are free!

>hillary wins
>dumbf continues molesting kids

>dumbf wins
>scrutiny makes his pedo escapades that much harder

o, the irony...

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Not gonna lie, former Hillary voter here. This is fucking hilarious watching Hillary crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this girl get the nuclear codes!

How did we all retain our internet connections after the nukes dropped?

What sort of mutations should I expect?

>the world has already ended due to the nuclear Holocaust

>Why did none of you assholes show up to the protests against this evil globalist in the white house?
>Sorry, we had to go to work...

How did you vote for her if you are Australian?

How did I vote for her too if I'm Australian?

Not even kidding.

Meanwhile in the timeline where Hillary won...

>tfw ywn shitpost a "How can Smoothskins even compete?" thread

>2033
>leave residential block 37 where I am forced to live
>see POC approaching me on sidewalk
>walk across the street to avoid them
>CIS police spot me
>immediately place me in ball gag and, ankle cuffs, and hand cuffs
>paraded through town for being a bigot
>given estrogen injections when it's over
>6 month suspension in chastity cage
>they ask me if I would like to be assigned a gf and bull
>tell them I already have one
>life goes back to normal as a full stack angular nodejs webdev

Our all seeing god hillary (pbuh) had the foresight to sign the entire earth up to vote to ensure the racist, sexist, bigoted orangutan could not win

Thanks to this she won by 7 billion votes

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What are you talking about? Shortly after the election, Australia was annexed by the US to serve as an open-cut mine. We were all required to confirm our loyalty through voting for Hillary

Are you from a different timeline or something?

>The genderwar is under way
>The US is on the brink of war with Russsia over the placement of "anti-Iranian-missile sites" in Romania
>100,000 refugees have been accepted into the US and are constantly committing atrocious acts
>The GDP has dropped substantialy due to the immense amount of income taxes imposed on the rich to lower the national debt and ease the strain on the new failing welfare budget.
>War in the South China Sea is imminent
>Congress is in gridlock once again with the house and the senate full of republicans making it impossible for Hilary to pass executive orders/laws
>The import of firearms is outlawed
>Semi-automatic sporting rifles are now illegal
>Offending the wrong person in the smallest way can land you in jail
>The UK is threatened back into the EU

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Who else has gotten their draft orders for the Iran war? Any anons dodging?

>tfw supported Trump
>tfw no non irradiated drinking water
>tfw I warned them but they wouldn't listen
>tfw should have memed with pepe instead of wojak
>tfw feet hurt