ITT We Pretend We're Australian

ITT We Pretend We're Australian.

>pretend

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Why do i need to pretend?

what a great post OP

Nice bantz m8

DUDE WEED LMAO

cunt

>blocks your path

wat do cunts?

I'm a libertarian.
I'm a Christian.
I fought in the meme war.
I'm an Australian.

I do not need to pretend, I am who I am.

Slash my own tires

cheapest bag of goon I can get and just toss it to the pack of things.

Kick em in the nuts

I took an ass-load of MDMA and walked straight toward the beach. I think I rooted a slut on the way.

fuck off back to Sup Forums

Lel I don't have to pretend seppo.

CHING CHONG ME ROVE FOSTERS

Sheet KAHNTS!!!!!!

SMOKING DURRYS!!!!!!!!

SPIDERS!!!!!!!


FUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARK!!!!!!

Where the fuck's mi centrelink money, cunts?

Fucking hell you cunts. I can even step out me back porch to throw some shrimp on the barbie without a getting by ass kicked by an emu or some fucking dingo eating my baby.

anyone want to have a bunnings snag with me, have some onions and burnt horse?

maybe ya cant understand me

whats that number ya supposed to call when ya dont understand stuff again?

13006555...something? what was it again?

Oi Damo ya cunt give us yeh loitah

po uoy kcuf

*fights kangaroo*

What kind of backwards ass language is that? Portuguese?

>this thread

God help me...

On my way

I can't. I'm not that witty.
I'll just pretend to be a leaf, instead.

I hate how the Aussies pretend like they don't drink Fosters, niggers I've seen the commercials

The word "Fosters" is literally translated as "Beer" in Australian

alright sweety what do you want from the tuckshop today?

ay bruda u goda liyda?

its english on the other side

that was quick
see

It's One Three Double Oh! Six Triple Fiiiiiive, Oh Six.

ive never even seen fosters in real life, its literally more popular in britain than here

i bet burger translates to 'oxygen' in american cause you cunts inhale that shit like you need it to live

>fuck off,
>we're full cunt.

Americans and Canacucks are so infatuated with us that they are pretending to be us, it's pathetic.

>you will NEVER have an Australian accent
>you will always be an American or Canacuck

Deal with it you poofter cunts

How can white men even compete?

Oi cunts I'm raising your rent.

oi nah yeah mate, what was that other ad with the sheila and the indian,

kiss me something?

* sends illegal immigrants to USA*

Nice one straya

g'day cunts whos keen to get some durries from the servo and some VB from the bottle-o

It's really fucking easy here

forgot the menu

Go fuck yourself cunt

>mfw local jihadis have a hedge trimmer

G'day, cunt.

Ketut

Show your age with this one;

Vitamins and minerals can help you...

yeah sure mate, just gotta wait for the ads to come on, so i dont miss the cricket

FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL (of cum)

>lolol Australians like Indians
No, white women are just obese here, white men are almost consistently gym junkies. The standard differential is horrible.

>some fancy cunt who needs two stops when the bottlo has smokes

La-de fucking Da faggot you're paying for petrol

Each of them have successfully saved more than the average millennial. Jokes on us desu senpai.

ah fcking hell i got fcking vegemite stck in my keyboard again m8

ON YOUR WAY

how bout this one,

my mum gave me milo to...

...

mate cunt mate cunt

Ken oath swing past H J's for an ultimate double whopper too get in the Falcon let's go

Fuck all da white cunts ngoonyaaaah!

bondi rescue is a good show

oi cunts who wants some nostalgia

cunt mate mate cunt?

Cunts.

I've been beat by the best on this one.

However :

Gotta get a jelly in ...

Ayy

You must be a poor fucking cunt. Really? I work in the mines near Alice. How the fuck are you that poor?

m8 I had that cake at my 20th birthday last year

...

I'M SO SICK OF NOT BEING ABLE TO COMPETE WITH THESE EMU CUNTS!!

EMU WAR 2 NOW

NO ROOM EVEN FOR INOFFENSIVE THREADS ABOUT US

FUCK OFF WE ARE FULL

Wrong. The Chinese don't rent out their Australian properties because it inevitably lowers the resale value. They leave them empty.

Why can't i get a gf

thats nothing mate

only in Australia can we have candy versions of winnie blues

Do any other countries make bongs out of Gatorade bottles and garden hose n maybe turn a can of turkey into a cone piece because ya local deli doesnt sell em

SHRIMP

Mate that's all still current except for action man.

Bloody hell just caught a filthy Abo trying to steal my bike, thank fucking christ the dumb bloke had no idea how to ride the thing and had to run with it all while wearin me good pluggers fuckin hell

cause you're a faggot cunt

to go and go and go
Your turn:
There was movement at the station for the word had passed around...

ON

I save, I was just informing you that the overwhelming majority of Aussies under the age of 30 are either indebted or have

I'm ausfag im dum n drink fosters and post on /pol all day mate aye

ON

We get pre-made shooters which we use with Gatorade bottles

i know the reference (areoplane jelly i think) but that was WAY too old for me, what are you like 60?

how about

LUCKYYYYYY... YOUR WITH....

WE

>pretend we're australian
>the thread is chock full of actual australians

YEAH NAH CUNTS FUCK OFF

Who's the traitor that taught americans how to shitpost? I wanna feed him to a spider.

I just finished fucking a kangaroo in the ass boys. My fucking dick herts from eet but what can a say? a fuckin' is a fucking' and there's no puss as good as a roo's puss. I also fingered my ass'ull with a Foster's be'ye' can. Not as quite as I ust' a be. Hey, listen though I gotta be irrelevant again in global politics, reely sorry mates i'm outie.

Shit it's either Banjo Paterson or the milky bar kid

...

Hey fellow greens voters, have you discovered the deconstructed latte @ The Premises yet?

hey what a grand thread you made right here! lets have fun, god bless america. cheesburger. burger. burger with fries. burgers. oh some pancakes too. sodas, more soda. god bless america. what a grand day what a grand life! double triple burger with more fries. this is a grand thread.

What are you saying mate
Speak Australian or fuck off

Fucking nailed it!

I think you'll find that this thread is full m8, just because you're a meme country that has at least 16 different groups who want independence doesn't mean you have to pretend to be ours.

ye cunt wanna go for some beers n BJs later mate?

>tfw ur mate never made it to the servo

RIP James, ya bogan bastard

Is it mardi gras today or what? Where are all my mates?