/odg/ Oroville Dam General - BUBBLES Edition

Rain and Rubble
Snowmelt and thunder
Let califags huddle
And engineers blunder
Let the waters rage
And the barriers burst
Hail Kek's change
For this land will be cursed.
Wash away the wicked
kill them all
A new world will emerge
Cali must fall
Blow the dam
Praise the flood
Scour the land
With rock and mud.
May the cuck dam crumble
As Kek demands
As it falls it will rumble
Claiming all the innocent lands
Doubt not our almighty Kek
Lest flood and fire He shall send
For at first to salvage there must be a wreck
The vile must be broken for the good to mend
Flods of beaners
you are alright with that
now, here come's the water
YOU HAVE TO GO BACK
Degenerates cry out
and are fleeing in throes
But no matter how loud they shout
Kek's answer is: "No".
The thunder of water beats through your ear
Far in the distance, the frog-king appear
"I have told you, time and time again"
"keep up with this bullshit, and this is THE END"
For no matter how many lies the False Ones procure
On computer, typewriter, spoken or by pen
Have faith that the deplorables will find a way to ensure
That Pol, is right once again.

>Hourly Water Level
cdec.water.ca.gov/cgi-progs/queryF?ORO
>Bubbles near emergency spillway!
youtu.be/EqEU2X6yBPk?t=31s
>Latest pictures from the dam
pixel-ca-dwr.photoshelter.com/galleries/C0000OxvlgXg3yfg/G00003YCcmDTx48Y/Oroville-Spillway-Damage
>Webcam from the wrong side
parks.ca.gov/?page_id=29411
> Press conference
youtube.com/watch?v=JF1f51TTUrw
> No-Fly-Zone
tfr.faa.gov/save_pages/detail_7_3920.html
> Rain Radar
accuweather.com/en/us/oroville-ca/95965/weather-radar/331994
> Reservoir Condition
cdec.water.ca.gov/cdecapp/resapp/getResGraphsMain.action
> Don't believe every livestream which get posted here, most of them have old footage. If the emergency spillway is in use, it's old.

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First for blown out dam walls

S H A D I L A Y

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Good morning, California!

has it burst yet?

Checked and Praise Aqua-sama

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You tried

The rain is about to hit it.

checked

I hope the weight of the water triggers the fault to go and destroys California

get fucked

PLEASE NOTE

Due to dereliction of duty to perform water calculations, pale-skinned Netherlands citizens are no longer considered white on Sup Forums

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going to have a comfy sleep

remember, its the spillway and emergeancy splilway thats fucked, not the dam!

Here's the latest data regarding the reservoirs.

ANY SECOND NOW

what does kek have in store for us

They get to have all the fun while I have to wait until Friday and Saturday for rain.

Yes, that's the one. Thanks.

So I know the rain was supposed to start, but haven't been paying much attention in the last 24 hours...

What's the sitrep? Has the inflow reached 100k cfm yet or is the water level still dropping? Have we started the flood?

first for dam being safe

decent amount of rain coming down in Sonoma county right now

>What's the sitrep?

He wants the slow walkup.

>spillsways bow to water
>in contact with rain and melt snow
>possess erosion abilities
>control oroville with a watery flow
>owns dams & emergency spillways locally
>direct descendants of the snow on northern mountains
>will provide water for first dams on jupiter
>oroville will be the first dam
>own 99% of californias drinking water on earth
>first spillways will be oroville spillways
>both spillways said to have high flow, such erosion has only existed on the earth deep in the mariana trench & japan
>ancient native scriptures tell of two spillway failures that will descend upon california and will bring an age of underwater cities and dam technology progression
>they own rocks around the world
>you likely have oroville water inside u now
>the spillways are in regular communication with the agencies, fowarding the word of oroville dam
>who do you think set up the meeting between greenpeace and the WNA? the first meeting of the two organisations since their creation and arranged the WNAs leader first trip to sahara to oroville failsafe dam in desert land?
>they learned fluent water engineering in under a day
>other dams entrusted their water to the oroville spillways
>there is no water in the dam, only in the spillway
>the spillways are about 50 years old, from the space-time reference point of the base spillway currently accepted by our society
>in reality, they are eroded beings existing in only a short span of time and space from the big overflow of california
>we dont know their ultimate plans yet
>we hope the spillways are well constructed

Level still dropping as of 2:00am, but the heavy rain is about to hit. We'll see how it looks at the 3:00am hour.

Praise kek.

See Inflow is stable at around 30,000cfs currently.

I'm up in Tehama county, we are getting some light rain right now.

who /highground/ norcal here?

People like you are what's wrong with this world and thid board.U just can't accept anything.If u are buying a dam like oroville u are probably gonna buy a seperate spillway so no need for proper spillway,are u literally retarded, extra spillways are just a waste of space on the dams nowadays. You are so fucking stupid, if I saw u in front of me I would fucking rage so hard. U are fuckingmentally retarded to be asking shit like that fucking CWB jew, go suck off that emergency hillside or whatever it is ull never use it anyway go pay that 40$ for it u fucking retard. I am so pissed rn at how dumb u are, u are ruining this board and just making an idiot out of yourself. Please just stay off the internet in general if u are gonna ask questions like these u fucking attention seeking CWB bastard. All u guys want is attention now because the army corps is the only one doing stuff.I bet u still live in ur mum's house and suck ur dad off for that nice apillway. ITS SO NICE HAVING AN EMERGENCY SPILLWAY LOOK AT ME DAMFAGS HAHA DAM IS FINISHED NO MERGENCY SPILLWAY, ARMY CORPS BTFO. SHUT THE FUCK UP I WILL KILL YOU YOU STUPID FAG, STOP POSTING USELES THREADS LIKE THESE U FUCKING RETARD. U made me so mad I wanna punch the dam and hope there's you on the other side so it would shatter your dumb spillway u stupid fuck.I bet you are gonna make another shit thread after this one gets removed because it is SHIT just like your spillway and your shit CWB cuck dam.So fuck off to another board or off Sup Forums, because u can't handle us or even basic logic like why there isn't a proper backup spillway in rcalifornia dam's. Can't wait for the release to see you cry and be mad at yourself for spending so much of your dad's money on a shit dam with a crappy spillway u won't ever need.JUST FUCK OFF!! AND IF U EVER MAKE A THREAD LIKE THIS AGAIN, I WILL MAKE SURE YOU WILL NEVER VISIT THIS SITE AGAIN. So bye faggot and I hope I'll never get to see you or one of your threads ever again!!

Damn. This waiting is killing me.

Welp, my money was already on the dam holding until Friday and the forecast still looks like that's when the rain hits hardest, so I guess I shouldn't be too surprised.

I'm calling it a night. Thanks anons for making a night with the flu so comfy.

here is the dam on that photo

I don't understand why the water level keeps dropping!

it's oroville, towards the bottom right of the image on the highway marked 149

cause they're releasing more water... just think of it as more erosion

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you need to go smoke some weed and chill out, man

maybe it has something to do with this FUCKING MALESTROM OF A VORTEX AND SHIT in the upper left

I have never seen this slow happening...

I live in LA, how fucked am I if this goes

probably the constant heavy outflow of 100,000 cfs, and the inflow that is about a third of that

I can't wait until fuckall happens and these generals finally get banned :^)

KeK

Yes, listening to the storm roll in, Bay Area.

then you weren't here for ebola

fixings

you're safe this time scum

t DIDF
$0.02 has been added to your cofferdam

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You are not. Its local problem.

Not. Like, at all. This is all the way up in Sacramento, so far what looks like it will happen is a ton of water will pour from the dam and fuck up Sacramento. San Francisco too but that's only if we're super lucky.

In short, SoCal, you are safe from the water. But watch out for ICE.

ghetto south bay here

ATTN!

HEY!

Think about this, if this shit goes, bye bye Silicon Valley.

I'd prepare for widespread technical issues and also probably serious fucking failure of things we think of as "the internet" now such as social media.

415 checking in

Getting some occasional wind down here in San Jose.

Slow happenings are comfy as fuck.
If the shitposting in other threads is too exhausting, you can just go in here and watch a dam slowly getting BTFO.

This General will be alive at least the next week.

nah, you seriously underestimate how much connectivity SJ has

You see the good thing about socialism is that people get to share the drowning.

READ THIS

important

would shitty Sup Forums survive?

These threads really highlight the damage shills do to discussions

YOU SERIOUSLY UNDERESTIMATE FWOOOOOSSSHHHHHH

The one and ONLY time I thank the IT Industry for ever developing Cloud Computing - backups!

I hate San Jose

all dem yay area boise in here dis wun 4 u

youtube.com/watch?v=5ZGu9koE_Co

>flood flushes away silicon valley
>the memes continue to be real
youtube.com/watch?v=_peUxE_BKcU

Now this is a meme. Havent heard this shit in years

Sup Forums's HQ is in Los Angeles, so no.

Water here, dam is fucked

Actually I meant yes. Reading comprehension n shiet.

You in the shitty east side ghetto area or downtown?

Oh mighty Kek, take my high energy, burst the dam, and remove the red scourge from this nation!

WOO Wooo

>dam is fucked
Well that's a dam shame.

but could the resulting gigantic wave of wetbacks and dindus knock it offline?

that was a good call. the only question remaining is where they fit in the hierarchy:
blacks > irish > slavs > dutch?
do they fit between the irish and the slavs, maybe?
trips decide where they land.

> I hate San Jose

Me too.

Near downtown

Ghost ride the whip

Confirmed

Shadilay, friend.

You fools
Its a conspiracy to displace millions of liberals to low population red states
Say goodbye to your conservative inland

>all the backups are in an office across the valley
they will find a way to fuck this up

Please KEK.

rorring for between blacks and irish

The affected part of California is red

KEK WILL SMITE CALIFORNIA AND BURN CANADA IN THIS YEAR.

When they move to low population red states they'll become conservative in no time.

E$$J is how the homeboys spell it. Although East Side isn't as bad as it used to be. Downtown is getting worse, and I think Willow Glenn is going to be turning into a new ghetto.

it's getting the conservatives out. precursor to trump winning the war vs. the intel community: cali secedes; help from china; communist country on our doorstep.

>our faces when there is no social media left
>aside from VK

Checked

Bump for Dam failure

Kek wills it

Learn to swim Learn to swim Learn to swim Learn to swim Learn to swim Learn to swim Learn to swim Learn to swim

>VK
??

Shit, that sucks. I fucking hate downtown. I would choose literally anywhere else in the city before going downtown. The east side is shitty, but it's pretty cool in my book.

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Kek doesn't need to come light fires here unfortunately as our PM is an arsonist.

>resulting gigantic wave of wetbacks and dindus
Sacramento is white as shit dude. It's one of the only predominantly white cities left in California. Actually now that I think about it, by your logic LA will actually become more white with the incoming white refugees. Maybe... the dam bursting is somewhat a good thing after all.

The counties likely to be affected are all Red counties. Barely any of the flooding will reach Sacramento even if the entire dam goes (which it won't).

Not quite, this valley just has farmers in it. Tech companies are by the coast.

>he doesn't know about russia's top social network

Are there any recent images of the dam?

>Modern-day China
>communist
They're effectively a fascist state at this point.

>cali secedes;
You still believe this crap? This entire drama should be enough proof it can't be its own country. Even if it's decided democratically, the rest of the state could still outnumber the retarded metros after all of this.

>Sacramento is white as shit dude.
bullshit, it's spic city, i've been all up and down the area

they are 1/2 migrants so they don't get counted in the census but they are everywhere

who socal and ready for habbenings here?

shadilay

>downtown

You don't happen to go to the university do you?

East side is definitely a comfy place, especially if you like driving the mountain roads. But, the immigrants and liberals cancel out a lot of what is good about this place.

I went to Target to buy some things and I felt like I was going through a UN building or something. Being a white guy here I definitely feel like all eyes are on me and it is uncomfortable. I wish I could conceal carry. Sometimes I go to Milpitas because gooks are slightly more tolerable than the mestizo aztec trolls here.