Rain and Rubble Snowmelt and thunder Let califags huddle And engineers blunder Let the waters rage And the barriers burst Hail Kek's change For this land will be cursed. Wash away the wicked kill them all A new world will emerge Cali must fall Blow the dam Praise the flood Scour the land With rock and mud. May the cuck dam crumble As Kek demands As it falls it will rumble Claiming all the innocent lands Doubt not our almighty Kek Lest flood and fire He shall send For at first to salvage there must be a wreck The vile must be broken for the good to mend Flods of beaners you are alright with that now, here come's the water YOU HAVE TO GO BACK Degenerates cry out and are fleeing in throes But no matter how loud they shout Kek's answer is: "No". The thunder of water beats through your ear Far in the distance, the frog-king appear "I have told you, time and time again" "keep up with this bullshit, and this is THE END" For no matter how many lies the False Ones procure On computer, typewriter, spoken or by pen Have faith that the deplorables will find a way to ensure That Pol, is right once again.
I hope the weight of the water triggers the fault to go and destroys California
get fucked
Michael Johnson
PLEASE NOTE
Due to dereliction of duty to perform water calculations, pale-skinned Netherlands citizens are no longer considered white on Sup Forums
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Dominic Evans
going to have a comfy sleep
remember, its the spillway and emergeancy splilway thats fucked, not the dam!
James Richardson
Here's the latest data regarding the reservoirs.
Joshua Reed
ANY SECOND NOW
what does kek have in store for us
Jaxson Walker
They get to have all the fun while I have to wait until Friday and Saturday for rain.
Leo Anderson
Yes, that's the one. Thanks.
Gabriel Parker
So I know the rain was supposed to start, but haven't been paying much attention in the last 24 hours...
What's the sitrep? Has the inflow reached 100k cfm yet or is the water level still dropping? Have we started the flood?
Carter Adams
first for dam being safe
Noah Wright
decent amount of rain coming down in Sonoma county right now
Gabriel Gonzalez
>What's the sitrep?
He wants the slow walkup.
>spillsways bow to water >in contact with rain and melt snow >possess erosion abilities >control oroville with a watery flow >owns dams & emergency spillways locally >direct descendants of the snow on northern mountains >will provide water for first dams on jupiter >oroville will be the first dam >own 99% of californias drinking water on earth >first spillways will be oroville spillways >both spillways said to have high flow, such erosion has only existed on the earth deep in the mariana trench & japan >ancient native scriptures tell of two spillway failures that will descend upon california and will bring an age of underwater cities and dam technology progression >they own rocks around the world >you likely have oroville water inside u now >the spillways are in regular communication with the agencies, fowarding the word of oroville dam >who do you think set up the meeting between greenpeace and the WNA? the first meeting of the two organisations since their creation and arranged the WNAs leader first trip to sahara to oroville failsafe dam in desert land? >they learned fluent water engineering in under a day >other dams entrusted their water to the oroville spillways >there is no water in the dam, only in the spillway >the spillways are about 50 years old, from the space-time reference point of the base spillway currently accepted by our society >in reality, they are eroded beings existing in only a short span of time and space from the big overflow of california >we dont know their ultimate plans yet >we hope the spillways are well constructed
Julian Lewis
Level still dropping as of 2:00am, but the heavy rain is about to hit. We'll see how it looks at the 3:00am hour.
Levi Thompson
Praise kek.
Brayden Collins
See Inflow is stable at around 30,000cfs currently.
Julian Walker
I'm up in Tehama county, we are getting some light rain right now.
Eli Wright
who /highground/ norcal here?
Landon White
People like you are what's wrong with this world and thid board.U just can't accept anything.If u are buying a dam like oroville u are probably gonna buy a seperate spillway so no need for proper spillway,are u literally retarded, extra spillways are just a waste of space on the dams nowadays. You are so fucking stupid, if I saw u in front of me I would fucking rage so hard. U are fuckingmentally retarded to be asking shit like that fucking CWB jew, go suck off that emergency hillside or whatever it is ull never use it anyway go pay that 40$ for it u fucking retard. I am so pissed rn at how dumb u are, u are ruining this board and just making an idiot out of yourself. Please just stay off the internet in general if u are gonna ask questions like these u fucking attention seeking CWB bastard. All u guys want is attention now because the army corps is the only one doing stuff.I bet u still live in ur mum's house and suck ur dad off for that nice apillway. ITS SO NICE HAVING AN EMERGENCY SPILLWAY LOOK AT ME DAMFAGS HAHA DAM IS FINISHED NO MERGENCY SPILLWAY, ARMY CORPS BTFO. SHUT THE FUCK UP I WILL KILL YOU YOU STUPID FAG, STOP POSTING USELES THREADS LIKE THESE U FUCKING RETARD. U made me so mad I wanna punch the dam and hope there's you on the other side so it would shatter your dumb spillway u stupid fuck.I bet you are gonna make another shit thread after this one gets removed because it is SHIT just like your spillway and your shit CWB cuck dam.So fuck off to another board or off Sup Forums, because u can't handle us or even basic logic like why there isn't a proper backup spillway in rcalifornia dam's. Can't wait for the release to see you cry and be mad at yourself for spending so much of your dad's money on a shit dam with a crappy spillway u won't ever need.JUST FUCK OFF!! AND IF U EVER MAKE A THREAD LIKE THIS AGAIN, I WILL MAKE SURE YOU WILL NEVER VISIT THIS SITE AGAIN. So bye faggot and I hope I'll never get to see you or one of your threads ever again!!
Brayden Anderson
Damn. This waiting is killing me.
Welp, my money was already on the dam holding until Friday and the forecast still looks like that's when the rain hits hardest, so I guess I shouldn't be too surprised.
Jason Flores
I'm calling it a night. Thanks anons for making a night with the flu so comfy.
Xavier Barnes
here is the dam on that photo
Noah Young
I don't understand why the water level keeps dropping!
Jace Phillips
it's oroville, towards the bottom right of the image on the highway marked 149
Dylan Reyes
cause they're releasing more water... just think of it as more erosion
Xavier Johnson
>112846248 >112848138 >112849120
you need to go smoke some weed and chill out, man
Christopher Cooper
maybe it has something to do with this FUCKING MALESTROM OF A VORTEX AND SHIT in the upper left
Liam Morgan
I have never seen this slow happening...
Dylan Rogers
I live in LA, how fucked am I if this goes
Christian Jenkins
probably the constant heavy outflow of 100,000 cfs, and the inflow that is about a third of that
Lincoln Bell
I can't wait until fuckall happens and these generals finally get banned :^)
Xavier Barnes
KeK
Henry Morris
Yes, listening to the storm roll in, Bay Area.
Chase Perez
then you weren't here for ebola
David Morales
fixings
Jace Rogers
you're safe this time scum
Elijah Lee
t DIDF $0.02 has been added to your cofferdam
Parker Bailey
...
Gavin Myers
You are not. Its local problem.
William Green
Not. Like, at all. This is all the way up in Sacramento, so far what looks like it will happen is a ton of water will pour from the dam and fuck up Sacramento. San Francisco too but that's only if we're super lucky.
In short, SoCal, you are safe from the water. But watch out for ICE.
Jaxon Clark
ghetto south bay here
Henry Cooper
ATTN!
HEY!
Think about this, if this shit goes, bye bye Silicon Valley.
I'd prepare for widespread technical issues and also probably serious fucking failure of things we think of as "the internet" now such as social media.
Mason Barnes
415 checking in
Gavin Torres
Getting some occasional wind down here in San Jose.
William Anderson
Slow happenings are comfy as fuck. If the shitposting in other threads is too exhausting, you can just go in here and watch a dam slowly getting BTFO.
This General will be alive at least the next week.
Lincoln Baker
nah, you seriously underestimate how much connectivity SJ has
Justin Williams
You see the good thing about socialism is that people get to share the drowning.
Daniel Ward
READ THIS
important
would shitty Sup Forums survive?
Josiah Hughes
These threads really highlight the damage shills do to discussions
Justin Ward
YOU SERIOUSLY UNDERESTIMATE FWOOOOOSSSHHHHHH
Chase Perez
The one and ONLY time I thank the IT Industry for ever developing Cloud Computing - backups!
Now this is a meme. Havent heard this shit in years
Asher Sullivan
Sup Forums's HQ is in Los Angeles, so no.
Carter Clark
Water here, dam is fucked
Jayden Richardson
Actually I meant yes. Reading comprehension n shiet.
Charles Smith
You in the shitty east side ghetto area or downtown?
Andrew Sanders
Oh mighty Kek, take my high energy, burst the dam, and remove the red scourge from this nation!
James Carter
WOO Wooo
Zachary Gutierrez
>dam is fucked Well that's a dam shame.
Joseph Taylor
but could the resulting gigantic wave of wetbacks and dindus knock it offline?
Easton Cook
that was a good call. the only question remaining is where they fit in the hierarchy: blacks > irish > slavs > dutch? do they fit between the irish and the slavs, maybe? trips decide where they land.
Joseph Cruz
> I hate San Jose
Me too.
Near downtown
Jonathan Williams
Ghost ride the whip
John Gomez
Confirmed
Bentley Edwards
Shadilay, friend.
Austin Jenkins
You fools Its a conspiracy to displace millions of liberals to low population red states Say goodbye to your conservative inland
Aiden Brown
>all the backups are in an office across the valley they will find a way to fuck this up
Christopher Johnson
Please KEK.
Jordan Cruz
rorring for between blacks and irish
Camden Gray
The affected part of California is red
Kevin Carter
KEK WILL SMITE CALIFORNIA AND BURN CANADA IN THIS YEAR.
Joseph Sanchez
When they move to low population red states they'll become conservative in no time.
Leo Peterson
E$$J is how the homeboys spell it. Although East Side isn't as bad as it used to be. Downtown is getting worse, and I think Willow Glenn is going to be turning into a new ghetto.
Nolan Allen
it's getting the conservatives out. precursor to trump winning the war vs. the intel community: cali secedes; help from china; communist country on our doorstep.
Jacob Walker
>our faces when there is no social media left >aside from VK
Samuel Morales
Checked
Bump for Dam failure
Kek wills it
Logan Ortiz
Learn to swim Learn to swim Learn to swim Learn to swim Learn to swim Learn to swim Learn to swim Learn to swim
Nathan King
>VK ??
Thomas Nguyen
Shit, that sucks. I fucking hate downtown. I would choose literally anywhere else in the city before going downtown. The east side is shitty, but it's pretty cool in my book.
Ryan Green
...
Noah Bell
Kek doesn't need to come light fires here unfortunately as our PM is an arsonist.
Jaxon Gutierrez
>resulting gigantic wave of wetbacks and dindus Sacramento is white as shit dude. It's one of the only predominantly white cities left in California. Actually now that I think about it, by your logic LA will actually become more white with the incoming white refugees. Maybe... the dam bursting is somewhat a good thing after all.
Dylan Robinson
The counties likely to be affected are all Red counties. Barely any of the flooding will reach Sacramento even if the entire dam goes (which it won't).
Juan Robinson
Not quite, this valley just has farmers in it. Tech companies are by the coast.
Ian Brown
>he doesn't know about russia's top social network
Jordan Reyes
Are there any recent images of the dam?
Nolan Phillips
>Modern-day China >communist They're effectively a fascist state at this point.
Gabriel Garcia
>cali secedes; You still believe this crap? This entire drama should be enough proof it can't be its own country. Even if it's decided democratically, the rest of the state could still outnumber the retarded metros after all of this.
Logan Miller
>Sacramento is white as shit dude. bullshit, it's spic city, i've been all up and down the area
they are 1/2 migrants so they don't get counted in the census but they are everywhere
Blake Rodriguez
who socal and ready for habbenings here?
shadilay
Logan Gray
>downtown
You don't happen to go to the university do you?
East side is definitely a comfy place, especially if you like driving the mountain roads. But, the immigrants and liberals cancel out a lot of what is good about this place.
I went to Target to buy some things and I felt like I was going through a UN building or something. Being a white guy here I definitely feel like all eyes are on me and it is uncomfortable. I wish I could conceal carry. Sometimes I go to Milpitas because gooks are slightly more tolerable than the mestizo aztec trolls here.