This girl is a head from Nigeria, that lives in a bowl.
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Her brain power to body mass ratio is probably similar to the average Sup Forumsack's. Her family has spent over 1 million Naria ($3,000usd) to fix her but to no avail.
If there is one organization that can (and would) help...it would be a board of peaceful underwater crochet fanatics.
So - How the fuck would /pol fix er...and tfw you're no longer just a head in a bowl?
>inb4 glass Nigeria
>inb4 you can't change skin color
Niggers are so creative.
NO! LET THEM IN! NOW!!!
>to fix her
$3,000 USD can't even fix a major plumbing problem in the house. how the fuck is that same amount of money going to fix a head in a bed pan?
>lives
No not quite
not sure about the cost of "living" comparison i Nigeria
I'd fuck that micky mouse sounding mini nigger in the mouth till i cum on her freakishly small body
my hand smells like poop
just get a gun and end it. She's more useless than the average nigger and i thought they were worthless before.
>tfw you'll never be a head
how does she even sustain herself? Does she have a stomach to absorb nutrients and fuel her muscles and brain?
Holy fuck just kill here already.
Also 2:50 "give Rahma a better quality of loaf"
>tfw not living in a bowl
WE WUZ TUPPERWARE
It's a bucket friend
>that thing still can give you a blowjob and a fingerjob
leaf gonna btfo
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Looks like a failed suicide bombing
Build her a M.O.D.O.K. suit
>So - How the fuck would /pol fix er
Just fill the bucket with water and wait 10-15 Minutes. Problem will solve itself.
all in all I'm just another head in a bowl
She should do voice acting for disney
Oh wait she died
Fucking lost
I feel like there's a perfect song waiting to be written about this. "I'm just a head in a bowl"
this is the kind of thing that would've seriously freaked Karl Pilkington out
10/10
jesus H just mercy kill her
how is it possible that shes "alive" with her "body" being able to barely carry the organs necessary!?
Im shocked this wasn't in India. They have the largest proportion of literal mutants.
just kill her.
OD on some good drugs
>How the fuck would /pol fix er
You mean you found a Nigerian who isn't a doctor?
>being a nigger
>being a head in a bowl
>being a nigger head in a bowl
talk about losing the lottery of life twice, she is literally the most useless and nonfunctional part of a nigger without the any of the useful bits
No, give her to Elan Musk to merge with the Machines. She's the closest thing to a viable brain in a jar yet.
A hearty kek for that solution, famphai
No, you tell me why should I care about a disembodied head living in a fucking bowl?
>keeping this nigger alive
Oh boi
DESPITE ALL MY RAGE I AM STILL JUST A HEAD IN A BOWL
>So - How the fuck would /pol fix er
pic related
>everything is about refugees
Have you lost all your brain cells? It's like an empty skull browsing the Internet. Devoid of any thoughts. A blank, dead piece of tissue inside of a cranium. Are you alive, my dude? Is someone trapped in there screaming for help? Pls respond.
Oh and, interesting thread, OP.
Obviously just hire a headless man to walk around in a large coat and set her on his shoulders.
I wanna punt it
seems obvious to me that the best thing you can give a 19 year old in that position, is the chance at a little independence - with the ability to defend herself in an emergency
put a little flamethrower or a .45 on this bad boy
TFW too intelligent to have a full body
i would sell her to the biggest offer for halloween and be done with it
Why is there no porn of shit like that?
>over 1 million Naria ($3,000usd) to fix her but to no avail
I would get her a more expensive bowl
Still more attractive than most women.
Damn thats some cruel shit.
Kek
WHAT'S IN THE CASE?
CRAAAWWLLING IN MY BOWL
You lovely little Schlitzauge.
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This...
>Become who you are
WANT DATE?
Yeah, she has a nice face, lucky girl.
>Hire her at my company
>make her head of the board
>make sure to introduce her as head of the board at every opportunity
>Write self help book
>How to get a head in business
>reassign her to produce department
>specifically oversight of lettuce
>she's Literally the Head of Lettuce
She should join the Harlem globe trotters, just have to paint her orange.
Unfortunately, we don't have the technology yet... to fix her.
Otherwise, she'd be perfect as a cyborg.
Would need to transfer the entire head to a new body somehow.
all sorted then?
lmao
She's litterally a "Bumsklumpen". I'm sure there a market for it, something like "Hump the Stump".
They've done it before lol
But I would roll 500 miles
And I would roll 500 more
Just to be the head who rolled a thousand miles
To roll up at your door
Just give her a robot body
Damn. Nippon has been drawing girls pretty thicc lately haven't they?
Oh fuck I laughed.
Please start a company and actually do that user
>not suggesting putting her inside a modified floor waxer with a plunger and a zappy ray thingy stuck on it
a bit disappointed to be honest old chap
>WE-WUZ-KANGZ! WE-WUZ-KANGZ!
10/10 girl, would totally racemix
Was either HWNDU or this...I opted for the latter
What the fuck?
Why does she need to live in a bowl? What possible benefit is there? Does she need a small amount of water to stand in to be able to go on dry land like Davy Jones from the Pirates of the Caribbean movies?
The truth is she doesn't need to live in a bowl, that is bullshit and a fucking scam by the masters of scamming the Nigerians. Let me tell you Nigerians will do anything. They know that 'girl with no arms and legs' isn't an interesting story, so they thought hard and put her in a bowl so that American documentary crews could have a funny title to attract attention from the media. Its not even a bowl, it is more of a pot. But they know bowl will sound funnier and will allow racists to make jokes like 'I hope she doesn't catch Ebowla'
I am from Cameroon. I have known MANY Nigerians and they are all niggers and love to scam.
I am reading she died on Christmas day in the youtube comments?
That sounds suspicious that a girl who lives in a bowl would just happen to die on the day of the year when there is the most washing up to be done. I bet her fucking stupid parents accidentally poured bleach into her bowl with the rest of the christmas washing and she swallowed it and now they want more sympathy. fucking bullshit.
She's litterally a "Bumsklumpen". I'm sure there is a market for it, something like "Hump the Stump".
Closest would probably be long Jean Silver..pic related
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Christians probably wanted to keep it alive so it could know Jesus. For fucks sake just put it out of it's misery!
We need to give her a scholarship to Harvard immediately! And a position as an intern within the DNC!
>tfw too intelligent to waste time with unimportant activities like walking
Someone shop the little head as pepe and the sad looking negro child as wojak
Kek women BTFO
>Christians
>They say she was cursed by Djinn
>The head says that she thanks Allah every day
You're a special kind of stupid, aren't you?
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i'd give her a facial
>when niggers try to copy futurama
Sucks shes dead, she looks like she had a good heart.
It's something you'd do tho. You better go pray for that girl fag.
damn that's actually a breetty good idea
God is real though.
>this girl on a beach crying
>man asks why so sad
>girl says never been hugged by man
>man hugs
>girl still crys, says never been kissed
>man, slightly annoyed kisses girl
>girl still crying
>man angry what now
>girl says shes never been fucked
>man throws her in ocean
>now youre fucked
kek
According to her doctors, she was cursed by a jinn. No hope for her.
>she will never ever give you a blow Joey
heh
Looks like part of the cast of a 90s nickelodeon cartoon
I bet they stole the Bowl
I bet she sucks a mean dick!
>We don't need no education
>We don't need no thought control
>No dark sarcasm in the classroom
>Teacher leave them kids alone
>Hey teacher, leave them kids alone
>All in all it's just another head in a bowl
>All in all you're just another head in a bowl
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