Amerikanski, do you really think you can beat THIS at war?

Amerikanski, do you really think you can beat THIS at war?

No, who do you think we are, Finland?

you are right, no point in bombing a country that is already in ruins.

Probably, but I'm getting to the point where I'd rather several of our feminist and antifa ridden cities were bathed in nuclear fires.

> tfw no ruskibro commiebloc neighbor to swim with in frigid runnoff water after long shift at Lada factory before drinking Krepkaya until pass out on rug with a blanket from surprisingly hot Slavic wife

Russian Riviera?

Russians... Always in denial of their inferiority to Americans.

Isn't that how Jack Nicholson became the Joker?

FACT

Alaska is tougher to survive in than Siberia

>Gulf stream
>Cold water

You can only pick one, Burgerino.

heh, i swim in the icy lake in my back yard all winter, nice try though kid...

Beat who, broke people? Sure.

hahahhahaha

Hahahahha
Faggot

russiabro, is there any part of your country that isnt horrifically grim 24/7?

>New York City, Atlantic Ocean beach
>in January
>water temperature 38 degrees Fahrenheit

One old Russian and one drunk Russian vs a battalion of hearty New Yorkers. We haven't even brought out the Bostonians yet. Please, stop posting.

Saint Petersburg is pretty nice, they do have a massive mosque though.

Most of it isnt. OP is a fag

technically "most" of it is uninhabited or very sparsely populated at best.
But I think they are talking about the parts where people actually live.

yeah, parts where Russians don't live are usually beautiful.

Lol Russia is already a war zone... but no one wins with war... Not Russia, Not Europe, Not US, Not China... I take that back.. Usually the Jews win in every war...

>But I think they are talking about the parts where people actually live.
So am I.

>battalion of New Yorkers

If we wanted to hear about antifa or purple haired professional victims dressed as vaginas, we wouldn't be on pol.

Bostons a fair point though.

landwhales returning to their habitat the picture?
But seriously, obesity is bad for you.

>people arguing about who gets to swim in the coldest water
I have never wanted WW3 to happen so badly.

Russia has developed the ultimate nuclear strategy: make your country into such a shithole that you don't lose anything from a nuclear exchange.

Yeah it's called the Estonia Plan

>Alaska, 700k/300M people.

KEK

>Russia 300 million
>Siberia 300 million
Dude go look up the actual population of Russia, it's closer to 150 million and that's concentrated in western Russia

Don't bully Estonia >:(

Fugg xdD

>le epic tough guy poverty slav face

Do you have a picture of them deflecting drone fire?

Then yes.

I went to saint petersburg on a cruise and all i saw were sad peasants