Fact of the day: if we exclude the entire 21st century, Sweden would be the greatest country on earth

Fact of the day: if we exclude the entire 21st century, Sweden would be the greatest country on earth
>Godtier culture
>Rich history
>Great nature
>Great mythology
>Amazing cities (see Stockholm)
>Amazing cuisine
Tell me how i'm wrong

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Stop shitposting

I mean that's great and all but last time I checked it's the current century and all of your culture, history and white demographics are about to be erased.

>No arguments given
It must be true then

If we exclude the entire 21st century, then the UK is the greatest country on Earth

When was Britain ever great?

Never, you've always taken a backseat to the greatness of Sweden

When you ruled half of the world

>miserable superprotestant nothingness
>no history, some bucklehats invading baltiniggers and generally being uninteresting
>taiga, taiga everywhere
>snow-ethiopian superstitions, part-remembered through and mostly invented by late Christian romanticism and noble savage falsehoods
>expensive and depressing nowhere-places, Milton Keynes: The Country
>literally the only food in the world worse than English food

Just hurdy my gurdy up

It would for sure be a top tier country.

Your cuisine is objectively worse than Britain's though which is, in my book, a feat that almost makes you surpass the bongs.

Stop shitposting

Poland is better

>Stockholm
häng dig

I remember when I grew up. There were like two or three non-whites in my grade in school. Three classes of like 90 kids total. I think we had maybe 10-20 non-whites from grades 4 to 9.

no

Beef Wellington is p god tier two bee quite honest

Speak English, you lowlife

>Miserable bangladesh-tier superprotestant country
>History of getting rekt by rivals and being the least "super" superpower to have ever existed
>Some green fields, clouded with rainclouds
>Leeching of others established folklore
>Suicide inducing cities, no further explanation needed
>Shit

Living off the long dead glory of your forgotten ancestors again I see

Have fun with your little larping and be home in time for dinner sweetie

It's beautiful, i don't see how you can speak against that

Yea beef wellington is pretty dope that's true.

>history's least super superpower
>of 2
I'd say something witty in Swinegolian, but I don't have to

>Living off the long dead glory of your forgotten ancestors again I see

Of course we do, it's literally in our national anthem. Well, what remains of it.

>Having to build a Coalition to defeat Russia
>Getting assblasted by krauts
Thats not very "super" of you

>Implying the British empire was not super.

Like you do with you're "muh constitution, muh south will rise again, muh colombus".

Nigger, please. You are a "nation" with no history, no heritage, no honour, no nothing. Kill yourself, half-blood.

>Flag
What a fucking cuck.

No, it took shit, undeveloped areas of the world. And a large frozen wasteland.

Stuck in the past, retard?

Ingen stad är vacker user. Storstäder som Sthlm, Gbg, Malmö, är alla platser för smuts som behöver uppmärksamhet. Detta är vackert. Detta är Sverige.

You are bluepilled as fuck min vän. If it wasn't for pinkos it would be the greatest country and that goes back into the 20th century

Wanna know what true irony is?

Sweden banned state censorship 10 years before our glorious nation was founded, now you all cant even talk about the skin of your criminals

Dont be out after dark little Svennie

t. Paki

We all know that Canada and the middle eastern cultures are the corner stone of the modern western world

I fucking know you are right. This is why it is so painfull to see you. I wanted to white flight to Sweden.

If ifs and buts were candies and nuts, oh what a Christmas we'd have!

Sorry I couldn't hear you over the Swedish girl being gang-raped by Muslim invaders over in the corner.

How the fuck do you hear that over there

You don't have a long enough growing season for good cuisine, that's a joke... and you built a dreadnought in its time that didn't make it out of harbor... idk man :-/

>Godtier culture
Like Kalle Ankas Julafton? Aka the countrywide Swedish Christmas delusion.
>Rich history
Please elaborate
>Great nature
One billion trees are only slightly more interesting than a single tree.
>Great mythology
You mean the sun worshipping which is the only known genuinely Nordic mythology? Or do you mean the Graeco-Roman paganism that was later imported and adapted to Nord culture? Did you think it was just a coincidence that the Viking gods are almost exact replicas of the Graeco-Roman gods? Perhaps you mean the drunken ramblings of Snorri Sturluson who attempted to merge paganism with christianity by claiming that the nordic gods were actually direct descendants of greek kings, literally we wuz kangz. Perhaps Nords also came from Atlantis, who knows!
>Amazing cities (see Stockholm)
Stockholm is a shithole which was infested with drug abuse and crime long before the immigration came
>Amazing cuisine
Like what exactly? Tacos? Meatballs? Surströmming? Anything that is even remotely edible in Swedish cuisine is a recent import. Traditional Swedish food is disgusting fermented fish, unseasoned dried or rancid meat and turnips. Not even potatoes are traditional Swedish food, despite being necessary to make other Swedish food even remotely palpable.

Fascist!

What the fuck are you talking about? Also, our cuisine is tied with Britain, Italy, France and Germany in just how fucking great it is. No joke, and talking shit about brittish cuisine the other member states included, is a fucking meme. We have fantastic cuisine.

>Great mythology
Trolls
>Amazing Cities
Stockholm still Looks Nice
>Amazing history
Laid the foundation for what was to become russia and the great power era
>Great cuisine
That was more of a meme to be honest

What country are you from? Please don't be swedish

My point stands, you don't have a long enough growing season for good food. Sorry brah.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vasa_(ship)
Sunk a kilometer into its maiden voyage. Also sorry you had to hear about this from an American on Sup Forums for the first time.

>Detta är vackert. Detta är Sverige.
Du försökte iallafall :)

>Great power era
When was this? Sweden has always been an irrelevant shithole.

1600s, they raped Poland before it was fashionable.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deluge_(history)

(you)

>b-but we were men once Nigel!

>Sweden has always been an irrelevant shithole.
That's not what your great-great-...-great-grandmother said :^)

>1600s
They were no superpower back then. France was.
>Vikings
wow, you raided a few coastal villages. Indeed, quite the superpower. Fuck off, nordcuck. Sweden is shit. It always has been and always will.

We were a great power, and by far the dominant power of the north.
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swedish_intervention_in_the_Thirty_Years'_War

>were

rapefugees having a violent gangrape t'tleast once per week and swedish police giving up. on rest of the crimes they commit,,
and the great mythology and and history is stolen frown Norvay
do try better next time swefag

Trolls are swedish, that's a fact. And don't play ignorant, you know about our great power era as well

*Sigh* 3rd from the left, would endure facesitting from

most of our local culture is dead or dying, substituted with imported cuisine, practises, entertainment, holidays (halloween, valentines etc while lots of ours aren't celebrated anymore).

our whole identity is dying and young people believe they're american/want to move to america, rather than identify themselves as a unique ethnicity worthy of respect or cherishment

But you are objectively wrong, the food is dank, try it. Also I didn't know yyou were referencing Wasa, sorry, thank god america has never made useless failures of ships especially not just recently in the modern era.

>No, it took shit, undeveloped areas of the world
and made them prosperous,free,civilized 1st world countries

Shit food tho cunt.

Sweden was pretty great when it was full of Swedes. I can't dispute that in any way.

Now that it's a caliphate with blonde haired blue eyed dhimis it's not.

When did your feminist insanity begin, swedes?

Pic unrelated

You all are more than welcome in the states. No shitskins and no commies though.

in the states our identity would be dilluted at an even faster rate than we are here
also, leaving the lands your ancestors have lived on for thousands of years doesn't sound good to me

guess swedistan isn't ideal either tho

>Somalian intellectual

Read this while eating a nasty ass kebab and chuckled

Swedish was one of the references of Nordic "Socialism" or Social Democracy in Europe

Today it has fallen completely to a Left-wing populism harbor - feeded by American SJW Mainstream Media and intelectuals - bringing the problems that Olaf Palme used to resolve abroad at the distance (giving humanitarian aid to Vietnam, etc.) simply relocating them to Sweden and not solving them.

Couldn't Sweden give funds to create safer zones in Somalia, instead of bringing them here?

I understand not wanting to leave your home. But the home you speak of is a distant memory, it no longer belongs to you. It will stay that way until Sweden rises up, which is never.

As always, America is at the forefront of a cultural shift. No one would think less of you for fighting for your home, Im simply here to tell you it doesnt have to be that way.

>which is never

Didn't you just get out of the Obama tyranny

Unlike you Sven, were able to learn from our mistakes

Instead of doubling down and surrendering our culture we paused, took a deep breath, elected Trump and were currently in the process of deporting all illegal shitskins

You all dont even have the balls to call them illegal, you call them fucking Swedes

>ultimate kek

>small population
>richer than fucking Saudi Arabia per capita
>a shithole who's population refuse to reproduce

Swedes ruined Sweden, you guys got life easy mode and somehow managed to fuck it up. Literally easy mode life.
>country rich in natural resources of all kind, from minerals to oil and gas and forests that spread for miles with very valuable wood
>in fucking Europe
>mostly homogeneous population ensured little to no conflict between factions that could result in a civil war
>still manage to fuck it up
Jesus...
Northern Europeans are the true niggers

>As always, America is at the forefront of a cultural shift.
What is Brexit?

If Sweden was so great in the whole of human history until the 21st Century, then it would have been documented and acknowledged.

Also you betrayed Norway in WWII so suck a dick

Credit where its due. You all jumpstarted the resistance, although Im confident if our election would have came first things would be different

Hows that whole Brexit thing coming along user? Last I heard your government refuses to move forward on Article 50

Why you guys are busy arguing and surrendering the cities your ancestors built thousands of years ago well be deporting shitskins

Resistance of what, they got out the European Union but they're still importing tons of refugees and immigrants, in fact more than before.
Brits are cucks.

Parliament has recently voted to give the government the power to invoke article 50 (Which starts the negotiations of leaving) by the end of March,Brexit will 100% happen now its just all about what terms we leave on and what sort of deal we can get.

>Why you guys are busy arguing and surrendering the cities your ancestors built thousands of years ago

Our big cities are full of boarder hating lefty idiots like most major cities in the world but the people outside of those cities in the North of England have had enough and Brexit was an example of that,the major reason people voted for Brexit was so we can fully control immigration and bring the numbers down significantly.

Like you said there is a cultural shift and Brexit and Trump are just the beginning

>great cuisine
>not italian food
yeah the swedish meatballs at ikea are a real culinary delight...

May god never spare Sweden.
Må gud aldrig bevare Sveskeren.

>but they're still importing tons of refugees and immigrants, in fact more than before.
What?

theguardian.com/world/2017/feb/10/britains-shameful-failure-on-child-refugees

You're not. But the 21st century did happen