Who is TRULY the United States' greatest ally?

Who is TRULY the United States' greatest ally?

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Mexico

Hulk Hogan

Iran was, right before the Iraq war.

They were the only ones who told us the truth that everyone but us kniws...

Pic related

Me :3 MAGA

Israel

We helped you build nukes and share a continent, so I would assume Canada.

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Are there any?

what the fuck is the flag in the bottom right?

why was it included?

He said "ally", not a country you're in a cold war with

we all know this one

China

Unironically Canada

That's is the flag of our greatest ally

Why is Leafistan there? Replace it with a real country like New Zealand. Anyway, the Anglosphere are our true and greatest allies. Love ya lads.

Australia

Saudi Arabia

u mad?

We're a pretty sneaky ally, we only lend a handful of our ninja tier soldiers to keep us the good books, the truth is your deep state controlled government scares the fuck out of us. Our legal system is still in control here and even the big Jews fear it a bit.

Israel

it sure is a mystery

We are no longer friends with Australia.
UK is our new best friend.

Australia definitely

What the fuck has Canada or South Korea done for us? Britain just uses us when Germany attacks them.

(((Our Greatest Ally)))

Yeah but you're also very annoying, and a bunch of cucks.

You're also quick to piggy back off our good qualities, then condemn us for our bad.

UK is our little buddy. They should become the next state. Fuck Puerto Rico.

The UK, but the varied responses from Americans goes to show how important we really are. I'm pretty fucking sure it's the UK, though. They've always had our back, and we've always had theirs. It's kind of not even close, imo

Me

THIS is CLEARBLUE.

Learn to recognise this style of post for what it is.

China

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>Clearblue
>anti-Israel
Pick one

Americans here are a joke ......lad......... mate............. really your ancestors would beat you to death for trying to talk like you are British its honestly pathetic even in Canada nobody does that .

pfff thats an easy one LATVIA is.......

WTF with Italy?

Russia.

Very nationalist. They hate the jews and have repeatedly kicked them out of the country, most recently in the 90's following the collapse of the soviet union. Putin has given speeches lamenting how the west is destroying itself with diversity. The whole country is red pilled and doesn't take any shit, especially from Israel.

We share more in common with Russia than we do with most european muslim dick riding faggots at this point.

yea, fuck no.

Nice Try Schlomo

You're not Canadian.

>Cold war

Senpai, Russia lost the cold war. It is a shell of its former self. Russia is just another belligerent regional power like North Korea or Iran

>Australia
>Formerly France
UK and Germany pretend to like us, because we are willing to defend their worthless island so they have more social benefits for jamal and mohammad.

Afghanistan
> Mexican education

Israel

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Christ, I hate that I know the exact scene this is from.

>our ancestors would beat yus to death
for not having Nuked Canada yet

Israel. Tapeworm of the American brain.

>Britain
Secretly yearns for the Russian dick.

>Australia
Not-so-secretly years for the Chinese dick.

>Leaf
Is either already part of America or cucked, so no.

Pic related though.

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If they Declare Trump Emperor, then maybe...

France

this tbqh

comment is made by confirmed lad and mate poster how is grade 10 treatin ya ?

You don't have a little brother, do you?

> Russia sees the ridiculousness of the cold war
> says let's stop
> US interpret it is a defeat and claim victory
> You're not warmongering at all, you're not asking for another one
Not for reasons that our media is pushing, but I fucking hate you.

>Russia is just another belligerent regional power like North Korea or Iran
NK is not a power. Neither is Iran. Isn't Saudi Arabia in charge in the ME?

Brits

I don't. Just randomly found the image.

What's it from? Or do I want to know?

Canada. We share a border, we trade, we didn't burn down down the White House like those asshole Brits, we support most of you military operations. Canada is definitely greatest ally.

England.
Growing up my best friend and I played the same sports, took the same classes, etc. When he was 1st, I was second, and vice versa. I didn't even care about beating others, it was all about outdoing him.

That's US and England. We hate you because we love you.

Don't even bother replying to him. His country will be an Islamic caliphate soon and he'll be banned from viewing Sup Forums.

We have no real allies.
Never forget how much they all hate us.

LOL I read that in the voice of that chines guy from South Park.

>says let's stop
"Uncontrolled disintegration of military and political empire" is Russian for "let's stop"?

Trump met with UK PM in 7 days. His administration definitely considers them the closest.

Given the earnest and non-shitpost nature of your answer, I'm compelled to agree.

Turning your back on your old man? I know we've argued but that's cold.

it's caprice rubbing one out while making a crappy O'face

that pic was capped because while Caprice is normally a pretty girl, she looks like a cerebral palsy candidate in those few frames

> be USSR
> have a retarded system
> collapse
> the US declare victory for sitting on their asses and waiting for the inevitable

NONE the rules have changed

And I'm assuming that's porn...

I don't know who she is..

Quebec

>Our legal system is still in control here and even the big Jews fear it a bit.
Elaborate please.

Canada.

America might bully us sometimes on shit like fishing in our waters, like big brothers do, but nobody picks on little brother or big brother will smash you to oblivion.

Thanks for keeping us safe USA!

Clearly the United States of America is United States of America's best ally.

Mexico and then Canada.

Israel

UK. You guys help us out in the ME a lot and seem to not hate us too much. Hopefully we can get closer ties and help you with the whole EU situation again.

Canada, you could be #2 if you kill Trudeau and nuke Toronto.

israel

France

Australia

ISIS

America is Israel's Ally, it doesn't go both ways.

>earnest and non-shitpost nature

This is the nicest thing Sup Forums has ever said to me

Come now Putinfriend, we fought a whole bunch of proxy and spy wars over the years, remember? Also, the Marshall Plan.

Jesus what's with all the kind leafs here. It's like I'm back in 2013.

United Kingdom by far.

The Netherlands. We sol- eh, supplied arms in the War od independence

The relationship between the United States and Russia is like that of star-crossed lovers. Time after time, we try to be allies, but a bunch of shitheads always keep getting in the way because they know that if we stood together, we'd be unstoppable

Britain obviously. The rest of us follow suit.

You're not even fighting ISIS.

Aye senpai. Let's stick it out together.

t. half-leaf

you were spanish once.

Joos will nuke iran before we do tho

Anecdotal Observations

Canada: I met a lot of leafs while travelling in Europe who had canadian flags on their backpacks not because they were proud of their country, but to let people know they weren't Americans.

Australia: Some of the most anti-American fucks I've ever met. I went there during the Iraq War and sometimes felt like I was a jew in Hitler's Germany with my American accent.

Great Britain: Plenty of Brits have told me that they have more in common with their American cousins than their european in-laws. Brits win.

So were you. Only we became more prosperous after ditching them

Belgium*

FTFY

>You're not even fighting ISIS.
>mfw Aussie troops "accidentally" bombed Syrian Rebels

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correct

not Canada. Fuck Drumpf and fuck white people

>we became more prosperous after ditching them

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