Rain and Rubble Snowmelt and thunder Let califags huddle And engineers blunder For this land will be cursed. Wash away the wicked kill them all A new world will emerge Cali must fall Blow the dam Praise the flood Scour the land With rock and mud. May the cuck dam crumble As Kek demands As it falls it will rumble Claiming all the innocent lands
> What happened so far - Main spillway got damaged - because of no maintaining - because Cali thought that they will never have that much water again - because of Muh Climate Change. And they needed the money for illegals. - They closed the main spillway to inspect the damage - Because of the closed main spillway, water went over the emergency spillway - Emergency spillway was in even worse condition and it got BTFO pretty bad - They opened the main spillway again, so that water doesn't go over the emergency spillway any longer - Main spillway gets slowly BTFO and half of it is gone. But it is stable at the moment. - They try to "repair" the emergency spillway because if rain hits hard, water will go over it again (even if they keep the main spillway open) and would rek the dam
> Be careful! There is plenty of old footage marked als livestream!
Explosive charges were placed shortly before the spillway "spontaneously eroded"
Owen Johnson
is it happening bros
also is there a good stream right now
Leo Brooks
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Asher Mitchell
here, have some vintage oc
Lucas Rivera
>spillsways bow to water >in contact with rain and melt snow >possess erosion abilities >control oroville with a watery flow >owns dams & emergency spillways locally >direct descendants of the snow on northern mountains >will provide water for first dams on jupiter >oroville will be the first dam >own 99% of californias drinking water on earth >first spillways will be oroville spillways >both spillways said to have high flow, such erosion has only existed on the earth deep in the mariana trench & japan >ancient native scriptures tell of two spillway failures that will descend upon california and will bring an age of underwater cities and dam technology progression >they own rocks around the world >you likely have oroville water inside you now >the spillways are in regular communication with the agencies, fowarding the word of oroville dam >who do you think set up the meeting between greenpeace and the WNA? the first meeting of the two organisations since their creation and arranged the WNAs leader first trip to sahara to oroville failsafe dam in desert land? >they learned fluent water engineering in under a day >other dams entrusted their water to the oroville spillways >there is no water in the dam, only in the spillway >the spillways are about 50 years old, from the space-time reference point of the base spillway currently accepted by our society >in reality, they are eroded beings existing in only a short span of time and space from the big overflow of california >we dont know their ultimate plans yet >we hope the spillways are well constructed
Henry Richardson
good job. kek will grant us a happening, only in exchange for memes
Josiah Powell
Have we had a Sodom and Gomoroville edition yet? That one user was pretty clever with that one last night.
Hunter Williams
HOW WE LOOKING BOYS
HOW WE LOOKIN?
Luis Miller
The spillway isn't going to fail, is it? I am disappoint.
Carter White
if you can get a screen-cap ill put it in the next bread
David Allen
80k outflow 36k inflow
This is the closest ive seen it
Thomas Barnes
Nothing's going to happen. They're reporting the water levels are down and the rain has been lackluster.
Leo Baker
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Cooper Rogers
In socal, I will probably rip due to this storm too. stay /comfy/ anons!
Jason Jackson
good. they are already at near max capacity, and its not working, if they use max capacity, they risk eroding and swamping the hill, causing a mudslide
Tyler Morales
It was 150-190k in during the storm that caused the original crisis. NATURE'S BEAUTY
Jason Parker
Time to settle in for comfy hours, better than last night. Fresh flows.
Julian Clark
We've moved past that. Currently, Abraham is walking up the mountain with Isaac.
Christian Lewis
>being this easily discouraged You don't deserve a happening, user.
James Cooper
Californian shills are out in full force i see...
Nathan Edwards
I'll see if I can retread through the past threads and snag it.
James Adams
Forgot image, the old timers is setting in.
Matthew Wood
Kek confirmed dead. Nothing will happen
Christopher Hughes
Where are the rains I was promised? Is the happening cancelled?
Cooper Watson
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Eli Morris
Have we started the inflow?
Ian Brown
I've been saying since this started was going to be late Saturday or Sunday happening. Cool your jets and get comfy
Adam Martinez
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Julian Lopez
The water rises
Jackson Jackson
You fucking heathen. Meme magic is not easy and requires the belief of all those engaged. Kek only comes to threads that will him there.
Aaron Davis
The drop in the height of the water this past hour was half that of the previous hours.
Jace Ward
New inflow at top of the hour, you can do it if you want I'm on a shitty tablet.
Camden Sullivan
Inflow spiked big league.
Tyler Jackson
Found it.
Christian Bell
Worry not. LA will flood tomorrow.
Kevin Taylor
NO BETTER ALLY TIME
Kevin Cruz
wrong thread ignore me :(
Adam Lopez
TOOOO SLOOOOOOOW
my popcorn is getting cold. and damp. it's not meant to last a week
Logan James
why no pics of today?, do the workers not post pics on their instagram?
James Taylor
live stream here
*reaches down and unzips*
Asher Kelly
Goddamn. Looks like I missed some comfy posts after I went to bed last night.
Austin Moore
0.17' drop in height lowest yet.
Jace Gray
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John Martinez
Oh great Kek, we beseech you! We need your divine chaos pls bring down this dam
Blake Ortiz
Hahaha you idiots, they put bags of rocks in the hole already!
HAPPENING
CANCELLED
GO TO SLEEP
Gabriel Price
I feel like there's a big media blackout going on. Very little media coming out of the dam in recent days.
Ayden Sanchez
They've been ordered not to by the Cali Cabal overlords.
Their lives are at stake. They know too much.
Gavin Cruz
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Jace Barnes
BAGS A ROCKS
Brody Parker
It was a very comfy night. Looking forward to another one tonight.
This dam isn't outside LA or SF misguided White Lords. There are a ton of decent conservative normal people who will be wiped out if this thing breaks. That will only make CA even more of a liberal hell focused evermore on degeneracy and reversing the outcome of the Mexican American War. Meme magic here would be terribly misused.
John Anderson
confirmed dam WILL break by dino.
Kayden Moore
They dropped the outflow quite a bit recently, barely rained today.
Isaac Lopez
I hope some of the non-union guys who are getting booted take some good photos and videos before they leave.
Liam Green
user, you don't understand. Either you are worshipping a god of chaos, or you aren't.
Ayden Wilson
Sacramento here. Kek is obviously punishing us for failing Him.
Andrew Hill
Seriously guys, if there was anything to be worried about there would be some kind of warning by now.
Blake Mitchell
The local news still shows it pretty regularly, but it's pretty much died off. Seems like they've gotten it under control.
Mason Reed
Only the /comfiest/ of us are truly worshipping Kek right now. Why /comfy/ here?
Elijah Scott
There will be no more happenings. The numbers have been slow and few. I think Kek has rested
Joseph Brooks
>us
Ayden Sullivan
>inflow 36k >outflow down to 80k >inflow only trending upward as rains continue
Oh fuck yeah I can't wait to wake up tomorrow, refresh and see the levels rising again. Over the top again by Saturday night, dam GONE by sunday evening.
Carson Nguyen
>Meme Magic >Terribly misused Implying Kek is some sort of tool to be used and not a chaos god
Michael Barnes
You went to kek For morbid fun. You rolled for trips. You're off by one.
Noah Sullivan
why were they lowering the outflow at all? Is it just because the head behind the spillway has decreased?
Henry Rogers
all those who practice esoteric kekism must be burned for heresy.
William Moore
did something say >Over the Top
Ayden White
They dropped the outflow on purpose. They don't want to do anymore unnecessary damage to the main spillway, even though it seems the erosion has stabilized.
Easton Powell
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Dominic Harris
THE WATER RISES
Logan Gray
Fucking infidel! Darkness doesn't die!
Benjamin Price
checked
Carson Garcia
This should be downgraded to a slow speed happening thread like the last one. People are getting too excited when they should really be getting comfy.
Easton Robinson
Just made some more OC
Jaxson Young
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Colton Barnes
what happens when soil underneath the rocks gets washed away or undermined?
Jacob Rodriguez
the end
Blake Hill
There's like, 20 or 30 more bags of rocks on the side waiting to be dropped in. DUH
Ryder Robinson
It happens.
Kayden Hernandez
What's more comfy, tacos, spicy chicken sandwich, or mac and cheese? I'm trying to figure out what I want to make for dinner tonight.
Hunter King
When did The Weather Channel stop doing weather? It's all reality TV shit.
Jackson Scott
im just going to start dropping rocks onto every problem I have
Xavier Hall
this is not a cringe thread
Jayden Diaz
I know they did it on purpose, but that doesn't change the fact that the rain will continue to increase inflows to massive amounts and we'll see levels over 901 feet by saturday night, sunday morning.
THE DAM IS COMING DOWN.
Jackson Jenkins
If it brakes do you think there'll be much backlash against Brown?
Would you see a mass redpilling in the LA/Bay area or would it be more of the same?
John Cruz
Hey guys, what if this is the happening, that triggers all the other happenings, that leads to the final happening?
Do you think this time people will remember it was leftists that brought down civilization, like all the other times?
Ryan Phillips
Why waste money on an elaborate spillway when they could have just dumped rocks everywhere? Fucking faggot engineers.
Isaiah Wood
>Saving thumbnail.
Julian Martin
how much do you wanna bet theyll try to pin this on trump even though he already granted funding
John Jones
literally idocracy
Hudson Wood
Comfy foods are warm and soft. Like Mac and cheese, mashed potatoes etc.