Why dont you have a gf Sup Forums ?

why dont you have a gf Sup Forums ?

Have had many.


I was actually "my name is john" guy but that got out of hand and I left Sup Forums

this guy, for example, has 7

i had a gf for 5 years, i was 23 when we started and now im 28 and i cut her because we put together so young and i needed a break i just dont wanted to feel tied to a girl for the rest of my life.. i love here but i need to live more..

Because I have a wife.

Annnnnd we find you here on /pol.... "living" the irony

lol true..

>sexual revolution
>women love every new bf with all their heart
>and the next
>and the next
>divorce
>alimony
ill pass turkroach

I want to believe its not my fault, but Im just a beta loser who girls love to have around and talk about relationships with

Because I can just cuck you.
>he needs a gf
Why have a gf when you've always got fresh pussy available 24/7?

>Turkey
fuck off sandnigger

Today I shaved her cunt which made her giggle the whole time. Then I fucked her right in the pussy and finally came in her mouth. Also she deep-throated like never before. When we were done she began to rant about how she wants our corrupt politicians executed.
Just kidding. Obviously I don't have a gf.

Because my wife probably wouldn't like that very much. Just a thought.

ok

fucking burger

I want in the screencap! Also, dumb get.

JUST

A WASTE

stay faithful

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

what did kek mean by this?

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A FUCKING BURGER

Delete this!

DELET

AND IM PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN.

...

PRAISE THOTH

MAY KEK BLESS YOUR WIFE'S SON, user! PRAISE!

GODDAMMIT! STOP USING PROXIES YOU LEAF!

Wife won't let me. :(

>Turkey
how are the refugees doing?

I'll take this over "pls be my ai gf" anyday

That costs too much money and time. I have video games to play and manga to read. On top of being an athlete at the same time.

kek

I am a Chad and I prefer to do whatever I want whenever

Kek is against polygamy?

...

America: 1
rest of the world: -2

>wifes son
lel

Same. I have had 9 sexual partners at the age of 21.

Focusing on career and finishing university. Earning cash is much more satisfying than borderline-retarded women. Plus, when I'm done jacking off, I can go to sleep or keep working. Don't have to spend the next 7 hours with a woman who doesn't mentally mature past the age of 15

I think what is kek is trying to say that she would murder him.

Nice

No delete, kek has graced my marriage and family with his blessing.

infidelity btfo

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