/ptg/ President Trump General - Sup Forums Pranks Edition

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
greatagain.gov/
donaldjtrump.com/
Trump Playlist
pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ

APPEARANCES
>VP Pence Swears in Mulvaney (Mgmt/Budget Dir) 2/16/17
youtu.be/jGIyIZfu7Ag
>Pres Trump Fake News Presser 2/16/17
youtu.be/jL3yF9wYR3U
>Pres Trump signs HJR 38 (water rules) 2/16/17
youtu.be/1xRLlG3o1YQ
>Pres Trump hangs with Trumpublicans 2/16/17
youtu.be/thh92oLYm20
>Pres Trump w/greatest ally conference 2/15/17
youtu.be/sUZ4bzUSVPQ
>Trumps & Bibis 2/15/17
youtu.be/Ay7_tP7KdW4
>Pres Trump+FLOTUS greet greatest allies 2/15/17
youtu.be/r-lgBwJpYOY
>Trump meeting with Retail CEOs 2/15/17
youtu.be/Jxq6AOaMo20
youtu.be/jhtN4KLes8w
>We /wwe/ now 2/14/17
youtu.be/IqbyFqDpveA
PREV APPEARANCES
pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
pastebin.com/yArfUKdC
WH PRESS BRIEFINGS
pastebin.com/QidpHWKJ
CONFIRMATION HEARINGS
pastebin.com/7JXPkkw3

FUN STUFF
>Marty McFly lands on our timeline
youtu.be/g5xs4vMx-fM
>Alex Jones gets high with Joe Rogan, redpilling ensues
youtu.be/UZPCp8SPfOM
>God Emperor Trump Was Born To Rule
youtube.com/watch?v=kpN2mA2blVk
>Donald Trump Emperor of America
youtube.com/watch?v=xQCaWLF2gfs
>TrumpBot vs Mexico
youtu.be/jNmTBESoJ1A
>Shadilay
youtu.be/ZNriNoWOtXA

INSPIRATION
>Hold Back The Night
youtu.be/ldnH5ms50Jc
>Inauguration of Fire
youtu.be/XKf8jSiaghU
>#TrumpTheEstablishement
youtu.be/kIsctZlgMqg
>American Hero
youtu.be/d-X3BVxySLo
>TRUMP - MAGA
youtu.be/PagVeZgHbhk
>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway
>We Are The Silent Majority
youtu.be/3lrrPG5iPAk
>American Comeback Story
youtu.be/pm8n9qVIK_8

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archive.is/uK2Di
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theguardian.com/us-news/2015/dec/18/republican-voters-bomb-agrabah-disney-aladdin-donald-trump
youtube.com/watch?v=8aJnF8HObak
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

AWOO~

How will he ever recover

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yoko a cute
youtube.com/watch?v=mpywS_LXpeE

Good night, guys.

Seriously though, if you hate meatloaf and claim to be American, you need to leave.

AWOOOO~

I just saw A Cure for Wellness. GOOD movie

OperatiorAWOOs, UP!

AMA!

>All these liberals whining about the Press Conference today

>what is a 2-point conversion

The refs stopped the game too early!

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The Russians hacked the scoreboard to undermine his presidency

New thread, feel free to drop by:

I am convinced the world is burning now.

nn

Saggy Breasted Maria joins the thread.
Don't watch Joe, but don't watch her show either.

I've never had meatloaf.

Poland-sama.. have you been making threads for 12+ hours?

>F&F is Trump-approved
>Trump """loyalists""" still watch Morning Joe is Joe instead
There is no excuse for this. You should be ashamed if you give that intern-murdering shithead a moment of your time.

It has recently come to my attention that the vast majority of millennials base their entire view of middle-easterners on the Disney cartoon Aladdin.

Ayy

I absolutely LOVE vegan meatloaf.

Wug

My sister hates it but that's more a case of never growing out of her picky eater phase, becoming a vegetarian that didn't like most vegetables, and years of food-related mental illness. Sane Americans typically like meatloaf.

Will I get a gf before May?

>meatloaf sub.


the best.

Reading the transcript of the presser from Rush's show makes it so much better rushlimbaugh.com/daily/2017/02/16/trump-triumphs-over-press/

Alternatively, OP pic is:

>Sup Forums pranks
>Sup Forums pranks

Daily reminder Sup Forums pedo mods have killed gimpchan.

>frog goddess

muh dick

Please stop tripfagging and repeatedly advertising your thread.

POLAND STRONK

MSM buys 50% of views from chinese bots

archive.is/uK2Di

TLDR: 3 huge MSM websites caught getting 50% of their views from chinese bots
They do this to stay relevant as propaganda-outlets for hyper-rich elites.
Ad revenue is secondary (fiat-money lol)
>(((New York Times))) gets 50% of their views from China
w ww.alexa.com/siteinfo/nytimes.com
a rchive.is/EfNhx

>(((Washington Post))) gets 60% of their views from China
w ww.alexa.com/siteinfo/washingtonpost.com
a rchive.is/XI3Ug

>(((The Guardian))) gets 50% of their views from China
w ww.alexa.com/siteinfo/theguardian.co.uk (already memoryholed)

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I used to not like it, but then I tried Trisha Yearwood's bacon wrapped meatloaf

>rewatching crimson tide on netflix. Year is 1995, Clinton is President.
>Movie start with a CNN journalist on an aircraft carrier saying Vladimir something is calling for nuclear strike on the US.
I have a eery feeling watching this movie.

How is president trump a Sup Forums prank?
Proof, no bullshit coincidence, numbers, magic as proof.

Will you avenge JFK?

Best boat coming through

you should, its good old fashion Americana

There may be an element of truth to this.
theguardian.com/us-news/2015/dec/18/republican-voters-bomb-agrabah-disney-aladdin-donald-trump

I can't tell, not like I have anything else to do, anyways

if I keep lifting will I be loved by everyone?

Awoo
Goodnight.

Imagine how Joe is Joe will be tomorrow kek

He's going to lose his goddamn mind.

Let me win the lotto already.

No, only bluepilled faggot millenials

it's mainly foreigners, i think msnbc is more their frequency in general
the few americans who watch joe are literal cucks

Who gives a shit about cripplechan? If they ever mattered at all, they don't matter now.

Is there anyone more Americana than Trump?

It really depends on who makes it
You would think it would be hard to screw it up but you can.

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What happened to the Dam??????

I've never had a bad meatloaf.
You seriously can't fuck it up beyond repair.

But I'm biased and love ground beef more than any other meat, so I wouldn't really know.

NEVER, avatarfag rulebreaker? Very unamerican.

youtube.com/watch?v=8aJnF8HObak

I'll take that as no evidence at the 5% level to reject it and take that in stride. Thank you, Don

You're missing out tb quite perfectly h senpai

Meatloaf's delicious, but only my mother made the best meatloaf.

reminder that Fox and Friends is the best show

You should, it's good
And the leftovers last fucking forever if you stick it in the freezer, tastes exactly the same after you microwave it as it did when it was fresh.

>tfw patriots were the underdogs
>tfw the left were all laughing at the expense of trump's pick
>tfw the left all were dead set against the patriots because of trump
>tfw patriots came back
>tfw first superbowl in history to go into ot
>tfw patriots win by 6
>tfw patriots could have easily gotten a 2 pt conversion if they wanted to

PRAISE HIM RIGHT NOW

who here is excited for the new and improved immigration order, coming next week?

>never had meatloaf

Literally an giant American meatball. Ought to try it sometime.

have you tried those new vegan burgers that bleed?

Oh ok.. Make sure you stretch your legs.. Don't want you getting blood clots. :-*

Are you gonna replace Spicer and summarily dismantle the current news media?

Should I propose to my gf?

DONALD TRUMP JR.

Never, broken script user.

G-goodnight.

Kek saved them because it's a red county.

Chuck Norris?

meatloaf is for people who don't know how to cook. Just make a big ball of meat and serve it. Level 0 of cooking, it's really shit because of the meat thats used, I prefer a good steak.

Thank you God Emperor Trump. I will put the money to good use.

Is this an actual manga?

Disavow this.

If you don't watch the joeisjoe show, or even watch it but do so ironically, then I don't know what to say -- you're not a true trump loyalist.

O-okay...

Theodore Roosevelt

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Considering how autistic and elitist your average cripple user was, I'm not surprised

Ironic how "Cuckchan" is still here, yet they are completely compromised, from what I hear

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I would like to remind newfags that people have gotten lengthy bans for replying to number get posts.

Joke is on you, I don't even know where to get them or how to use them, avatarfag.

Should all leafs be banned from Sup Forums?

They don't sell them yet, and they sound spoopy!

Will that QT hit me up again, and did she have a good time on Valentines day with me?

We're about to hit levels of Joe being Joe that shouldn't be possible

Maria never stood a chance.

Will me and Beth work?

Fucking pathetic

Literally cooking the books

>muh dick
>for probably the youngest(-looking) loli in Touhou
>acceptably off-topic
>but also pedo

Dammit, user, y u do dis?

Does... does that WORK?

will i ever see rightwing deathsquads in my life?

Same.

I bet you take your steak well done
and its even harder to fuck up a steak than meatloaf

>Not using beef, pork, and lamb in your meatloaf

Good night anons

What we're doing here is special

Remember to keep making OC

Even Shareblue (formerly CTR) has to acknowledge (in leaked memos) that were are meme pros

You are meme pros anons

Good, that shit will make you belch like crazy.

Wall Street Journal fucked up today's crossword.

regan was a fake cowboy with boots. Trump is 100% american, his life is an american dream.