Bogposting will be the downfall of Sup Forums and meme magic. I have insider info about the attempts to crack the organic production of memes. Bogposting was an obvious attempt at this.
It failed.
But in the wake of failure, an inspired success. All that time dedicated to the intricacies of memery, when forcing a meme to take off was so much simpler than anyone thought. Several days ago, after weeks of zero traction on bogposting, a fellow researcher made a few phone calls to procure the ability to make a bold scrolling marquee in a single thread saying QUICK RUNDOWN.
It received countless replies, and was featured on r/Sup Forums. You all ate it up and started repeating quick rundown and several variants since. All because of some special fonts. Nothing more. This was all it took to confidently present to investors the promise of manufacturing memes for various political ends.
they will never crack the sweet-roll of (((denial)))
Oliver Morgan
>the call that saved Vice City
Landon Anderson
There is such a thing as a poor man's meme.
Easton Lee
That really was a big enchilada
Michael Gutierrez
kek
Logan Stewart
Fuck off BIDF
John Miller
I remember the very first bogposts and what you're saying is totally accurate. An obvious experiment, possibly somebody's thesis project.
>special fonts
Please elaborate user. Post examples. I'm legit interested.
Christian Evans
Also this. This will be your grave, you just don't know it yet.
Parker Bailey
The first bogposts were done by the bogs themselves from Russian proxy originating in France.
Camden Perez
We'll taint them and their memes like we do everything else.
Nathan Martin
What's his name again?
Tyler Rivera
I don't have the screenshot. It's worth trying to find though. Basically it was a basic bogpost. Then the OP replied to himself (first reply) saying "Can I get a QUICK RUNDOWN" in huge capital letters / scrolling marquee. Everyone was fascinated by a non-mod's ability to do this and it got a wall of replies. This was literally, literally how quick rundown started as a meme. It wasn't more than two weeks ago.
Jordan Thompson
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Jaxson Diaz
Something about bogposting never seemed organic to me. I just figured it was the CIA on a practice run to eventually co-opt this website in 2020.
Samuel Clark
Wtf is OP talking about? Can I get a quick gestalt?
Austin Morales
That really was a nice post, user. Unfortunately, I can’t be bothered to dignify it. Why, you may ask? Well, I must inform you that in the span of glancing at your post, I have ejaculated about five times to a rather enthralling hentai called ‘Emergence’. The way the hentai depicts the gradual process of a virgin becoming a cum dumpster really made me erect. Hell, I haven’t gotten that aroused since Anton Yelchin’s death. Anyways, this girl gets raped by her drunk father and has sex with all the boys at school. Now, these parts were perfectly fappable, but the real fun starts when she gets bullied and ostracised from her class. Her downward spiral of drugs and prostitution eventually leads to her becoming a mere shadow of a human being. In her last dying moments as a pregnant prostitute, she dreams of a future with her (would be) daughter. Instead of getting to live that future, she dies alone in a cold room. I swear that last scene will always bring me to ecstasy. Now, if you really want to get my attention, you must commit yourself to reading such refined works as I do. Only then can I consider you my intellectual equal.
Jace Murphy
Nah. Forced memes waste the time of the creator and don't slide anything any more than general shitposting. When they are funny they give us keks.
Brockgobblers BTFO
Aiden Reed
THIS WILL BE YOUR GRAVE
Cooper Perry
What's this all about? Can someone bestow upon me a short outtake?
Carson Jenkins
gog is the most forced and unfunny meme ever pushed, nobody will be posting those ugly faces in 6 months
flatearth and fakenews have been their most wide reaching memes
Noah Lee
kek
Liam Kelly
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Josiah Carter
Foolish CTR, you cannot breach the veil and pass into the memetic void to retrieve them without the blessing of Kek.
Lincoln Allen
What you forget to equate is the ebb and flow that time and memes share.... What is today shitposting becomes tomorrow's threads. Today's timeline becomes yesterday's doorstop, And a forced meme will never grab hold.... now memes can be born of forced memes but flow follows spite.... you can't control the memes, you can't even guide the memes But.... you can fucking ride them ... Robert Charles Nixon II for president in 2024 (unless we meme the presidential assassination sooner)
Jeremiah Morris
The only way (((they))) can win now is by joining us.
Grayson Ward
memes don't work without acceptance hence >millhouse
pepe, the jew, feels, these were all accepted and propigated by the ones that accepted them, it's the same reason that bork, simmi and thoth memes didn't gain much traction.
Chase Clark
I don't know what the fuck you are talking about. Can I get a QUICK RUNDOWN
Lucas Allen
BRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAP
Michael Anderson
This, they can manufacture memes, but on Sup Forums they can't manufacture consent (yet).
They can't control demand.
Juan Cruz
Post it you fag.
Daniel Cruz
The first bogpost was months and months ago, newfriend.
It took about 3 months for the forced meme to start spreading organically.
Christopher Scott
They don't know about )))counter_memetic_technology((( Can you imagine them trying to teach a NASA photoshop lab how to meme? The moon memerz would come over to our side from sheer room101 doxing in the counter offensive. We are the final boss. Wdnfwdnfeu.
Julian Gutierrez
bogpill had a nice ring to it.. it will be stale soon
Ayden Parker
That was swaglord you dip.
Elijah Myers
what is bogposting?
Colton Gomez
wrong
YOU'RE ALL SO FUCKING WRONG ITS NOT A THESIS OR SHILL OR WHAT EVER
ITS JUST A SHITPOST THAT GOT OUT OF HAND BY PEOPLE COPYING & SPAMMING IT
>It took about 3 months for the forced meme to start spreading organically only because it piggybacked off of pepe and trump memes >the trick is to splice it with popular memes >it's a virus/antivirus injection
Lincoln Wilson
ohhhhhh I get it. Bogdanov is bogposting. So that was a forced meme? But their faces are weird.
Nolan Jones
The only reason any ever bog posted was because its utterly ridiculous, its a joke, everyone sees it that way. Dont think for a moment Sup Forums is going to fall for and eat up some meme that serves Jewish Socialist purposes.
Owen Fisher
It didn't really blow up until asking for the maymay became the meme itself.
Ryan Reed
nice
Owen Campbell
I thought the Bogdanoff thing was just a funny joke. I only ever did it because it made me laugh that these freaky looking plastic surgery guys had all these weird details shitposted around. Who didn't think it was a joke?
Landon King
bogposting is forced and practically dead anyway
shits reddit as fuck. you can tell because its not funny
Samuel Moore
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Juan Johnson
ironic posting is still posting
Wyatt Johnson
Same thing with "Thoth"
just fags trying to be the new epic memers
Parker Reed
This. If they begin manufacturing memes that gain traction here...then they have in fact become a part of us.
Connor Sanchez
I CANT HELP IT
REEEEEE
ALSO FUCK THAT CANADIAN THAT SAYS HE MADE TH FIRST BOGPOST
Andrew Martinez
It's already stale, m8.
Lincoln Thompson
I assume you've already put this on your resume.
Liam Davis
Digits...confirm
Michael King
Thus is the crux.
Pissing into an ocean of piss.
Joseph Ortiz
Can someone give me a quick rundown on LARPers such as OP?
Christian Murphy
*slow claps*
*steps out of the shadows*
Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material...
But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps? Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme.
And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :^). It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to. Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive.
See you on the boards...
Landon Hernandez
>Cracked the code on images with text the fuck?
William Anderson
>It received countless replies, and was featured on r/Sup Forums as if this fucking matters. gtfo you faggot. you captured a few kids at best. did you see the age of the people mentioning it on hwndu? nice work faggot, you seeded the most impressionable demographic. but thank you for giving us a clear example of how astroturfing looks.
John Long
Quick basic gestalt on OPs post!
Henry Ward
Don't fret, Dahnald. All hope is not yet lost.
I've been working with the Bogdahnoffs to try and discover the secrets of the fabled Galactigates. We are getting very close to our gial, Dahnald. In exchange for their generous help I have been teaching them the secrets of the Zodiac, and my forbidden techniques in skelegacy and dimensional manipulation. In addirion, you may be pleased to hear that your protege Bahrron has been growing in power quite fast since we have taken him on as our apprentice. Quite a bright kid, Dahnald.
Our run-in with those buffoons from Delegus 9 several days ago gave us access to their technology. Bahrron summoned the power to simply take their spacecraft and banish them to the forbidden Berenstain dimension. The Bogdahnoffs are doing research on their technology as we speak, Dahnald. It won't be long now until the Galactigates are within our reach.
Lucas Torres
>a fellow researcher made a few phone calls
Give us the rundown of the calls or fuck off shill
Blake Jackson
If anything this proves quantum meme'ing. The bog was a meme, what the bogs did was a meme and then having a quick rundown on a meme of a meme was the revolutionary 4d meme we have now.
Cameron Johnson
beautiful organic meme
tears to my eyes
Jason Perez
7/10 good post
Aaron Williams
>quantum meme'ing
Jason Foster
Can I get a leisurely afternoon stroll down?
Josiah Edwards
WHEN ALL IS LOST AND THE WHITE RACE IS IN DESPAIR, ONLY THEY CAN SAVE US!!!!! SEIG HEIL! SEIG HEIL! SEIG HEIL!
Bentley Reed
I don't remember seeing any bogposting past 3 months ago. It came about a couple weeks after the election. It was forced, but it was then that the quick rundown started. Then they started adding more and more to the run-down as anons were just adding more outlandish bs. Or in any case, that's how I remember it.
Aiden Turner
You could write a fucking book on how to properly make memes and they'd never be able to do it.
You know why?
Because they're doing it for a reason. Artificial memes have always failed.
Juan Evans
I need a quick rundown on Quick Rundown.
Blake Martin
It's just a temporary and short term meme you spaz. Very few memes gain immortal status like Pepe, Wojak and Spurdo. Remember Ted and his delegates? Tedposting is for the most part dead now, just like this will be in a few months.
Christopher Cruz
But I did make it. And in all those archived threads people were saying why do you spam it everyday...you copied my idea and rammed it down everyones throats. You should be fucking ashamed of yourself.
Aiden Fisher
They think they can control memes, what they fail to understand it's how easy we can manipulate them to do our bidding.
What once started as harmless sadfrog became the symbold of hatred in the eyes of the left once we got our hands on it.
No matter what meme they come up with we can always twist t to our benefit.
Luis Torres
>just like this will be in a few months. until you get a mysterious call from them
Austin Martinez
All you had to do was pick up the phone user. That bogdobot swarm goes three miles to the left , and you're dead. And your children too.
Michael Smith
ive seen you post thesebogpost archives in other threads... i believe
Justin Kelly
Is there anything more pathetic than anonymously claiming credit for an internet meme?
Don't worry, I believe you. The autism is too strong to deny.
Angel Gomez
no it wasnt idiot, the bogdanoffs are objectivly funny looking and to attribute them to unfathomable conspiracies vastly increases the hilarity, its not even a forced meme you fucking faggot, its an actual meme that people like you in your high meme house dont like and discreadit you being "forced" just like every other mem thats come before it theres always autistic mongos like you.
fuck off and get bogpilled faggot
Dominic Nelson
>But I did make it. And in all those archived threads people were saying why do you spam it everyday...you copied my idea and rammed it down everyones throats. >You should be fucking ashamed of yourself.
You think someone will Care? I Freed /pol from Raziocinante by spamming his doxxed info day and night, and now no one knows who he was, while 2 years ago he was the King of the egyptian nigger hypothesis and everyone hated him.
Austin Turner
I think this is what happened with bogposting. Quick rundown is an organic development of a meme that's being forced, by ((who)) for whatever reason. I theorize this, because it wasn't really funny until the quick rundown got thrown in.
Carson Watson
this pic made me laugh too much.
Tyler Turner
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Connor Long
Another attempt at a forced meme was that guy spamming back around christmas about his dad who fell in a lathe along with pic related.
Anyone else remember that? Felt like a psyop.
John Harris
I just shitposted it for months until it got traction.
It's just a way to get a quick laugh down.
Also props to that argie who kept it up and the aussie who took the bans
Luis Perez
They were a Sup Forums meme long before you started shill them on Sup Forums.
if they based their algerythm on a failed meme then they fucked up pretty bad
programs are just a script a list in pre defined instructions
if his instructions are flawed it doesnt matter how well the machine is running
besides Sup Forums limits posters by ips so unless they have zombies i doubt iit
Kayden Stewart
the bogs affected my grammar!
ive been bogged!
its all trueee
were fucked...
SKYNETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT1
Landon Lopez
>thanks to you retards Sup Forums/ and subsequently Sup Forums have always been experiments by the US.gov to harness memetics as weapon to control the future masses. blame the game, not the players
Cameron Young
have you not seen the NSA browser?
When it gets leaked eventually we will have shitposting on an unprecedented scale
Landon Hill
>(((They))) cracked the code on how to manufacture memes thanks to you retards
You are literally retarded, OP.
Camden Nelson
praise kek, bringer of the dawn! Hell ends too hah
