"Caucasians"

What happens here?

its the place that god used as a trash while he was trying to create kikes.

did you guys really kill a bunch of them or is it just a myth

Imagine creature with the mind of nigger and look of turkroach. Now you know who lives there.

moi gora lyubimi rodina kavkaz...
[fucks donkey]

we just make them take a small walk. they got tired

churka genocide

so basically they are the same as turks, only christian?

Are they better or worse than turks?

Truth. It is the asshole of khazaria the land where the leftover kikes that were too stupid and lazy to slither their way west into Europe and fuck the goyim out of their shekels live.

Proto Ashkenazis - hook nosed, unibrowed knuckle draggers.

Kebab removal.

Three de jure nations, 6 de facto
UN recognized are Georgia, Azerbaijan, and Armenia

De facto independent are South Ossetia and Abkhazia, which are internationnaly recognized as being part of Russia by all but 7 nations (Russia being one of them) and Nagorno-Karabakh, which is recognized by most as being part of Azerbaijan and is backed by Armenia

Georgia tries to suck EU and NATO dick so badly, but they tried to retake South Ossetia and got BTFO by Russia hard in 2008

Azerbaijan and Armenia occasionally fight over Nagorno-Karabakh

Azerbaijan is a Turkish sockpuppet

Georgiansare a very old and interesting people as old as the ancient Greeks. Their country is very multiethnic, with borne some serious shit three thousands years later.
Georgia was an Orthodox kingdom unger Georgionized Armenian dynastry of Bagrationi from year 888. Yes, it's barely 20 decades younger than Russia, the people are way older even.
The territory was a client state of Rome and Persia (intermittant control) until conquered by the Caliphate. Later Armenians and Georgians kicked Arabs out and Georgia lived protected by the Black Sea and two Caucasus ridges.
A Rurikid prince from Russia was king of Georgia once yet entered a conflict with his Bagrationi wife and was ousted. Her second husband was a Cuman ("proto-Kazakh or something) prince in matrilinear marriage.
Relatively spared by Mongols (mildly looted, then vassal to Mongol dynasty in Persia), yet totally wrecked by Tamerlane. Never recovered, split into warring Bagrationi duchies sometimes eaten by Turkey (still controls like half historic Georgian clay) and Persia.
In early XIX century a bit before Napoleonic Wars invited Russia to protect it from Turks and Persians. Russians obliged and annexed them shortly. Georgian nobility was downgraded from King to Prince rank, yet was loyal. One Bagrationi prince-marshal fought successfully for Russia against Napoleon, hence "Operation Bagration" was named in his honour.

Russia's Mexico

In 1917-21 Georgia was ruled by Menshevik social-democrats that ousted monarchists and tried to ally with Poland against Soviet Russia. Poland prevailed, Georgia was eaten.
In late 80'es had a civil-tribal war with Ossetians (what's left of Scythians and Sarmatians in the Caucasus) and Abkhazians (old as Basques Kuban-Caucasus aboriginals). All were Orthodox yet purged one another Yugoslav style. Russian troops came as peacemakers under UN mandate when genocide started to happen.
After a US-sponsored coup Saakashvili ousted commie dictator and became US puppet.
Saakashvili was eager to enter EU and NATO. So eager, he decided has had already become a US protectorate and unironically attacked Tskhinvali (South Ossetia capital town with Russian peacekeeper garrison in it) with GRAD missiles, hoping USA would come and kick Russia away from his clay. Yes, he openly attacked UN peacekeepers from Russia while bordering said Russia hoping USA and Turkey with all of NATO would come help him.
USA didn't come (who would have fucking guessed) and Russia raped Georgia for a week, destroying all and everything reminiscent of military or fleet or airforce. EU and US started expressing strong feels when rape train almost reached Tbilisi, so Saakashvili was spared for I dunny what payments from EU. Abkhazia and South Ossetia still stay Russian protectorates.
Saakashvili became really unpopular (who would have guesses), as all promised USA help was just some Coke and toilet paper shipments. Saakashvili was ousted by some locals and he is now ruining Odessa oblast in Ukraine.
Georgia is stuck between Russia and nothing.

This is where you send your guys to fuck kebab from behind when you're playing PLC in EU4.

why so many tiny nations?

fascinating that there are so many distinct nationalities in an area roughly the size of North Carolina

Azerbaijan. Turkey meets Turkmenistan (they're all Oghuz Turks anyway from Turkmenia). Gas, oil, pomergranates, earthquakes. Hates Armenia, fought a war in 90'es and lost 1/3 of clay.

Armenia. Russia's Israel. Nuff said.
Oh, and there was a reality show with headlines "Russia invades Georgia, navy sunk, Georgians dying en masse" provoking panic in nigger areas of US state of Georgia and some not-so-dank memes from Dubya times.
It would have been so much better if he (saakasvili mikä vittu) didn't attack Russia, you know. Georgia is now nobody's land too scared of Russia yet not trusting US-EU alliance.
Georgia is back to the start as I know. There isn't a stream of Russian Georgians going home - more like the reverse.

what the fuck is Turkmenistan, did you photoshop it in

They are muslims, not christians. Only Georgians and Armenians are christians.

Why did you subjugate them?

>why so many tiny nations?
that's kinda normal. Your states, like most African nations, are only so orderly and huge because they were organized by already civilized states through colonialism. Historically, states started small (as tribes) and became bigger over time.

Ancient Armenia has a fascinating history. They came close to being the reclaimers of the Persian empire before the Parthians. Had a few battles ended with different outcomes there would have been a proper Armenian Empire that could have challenged Rome.

Also based Tigranes gave Rome a good long run for its money, and he didn't go out like a bitch like that Pontic cuck Mithridates. He retained the throne and lived to the ripe old age of 95.

Truly the only ruler to challenge the Roman Republic at its height and not lose everything.

thanks finbro way to drop the knowledge

truly the greatest flag on Sup Forums

Holy crap how do you know all this ?

browns who think they're white