Is australia really full?

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fuck off we're full

Full of chinks

The cities are full, which is where immigrants keep coming.

You want to come live in Australia? Fine. There are tons of random cowboy towns in the middle of the desert you can live in. Aussies would have zero problem if you people lived in those.

Just stay out of the main cities.

Yep, fuck off.

full of white dogs

Do you have a license for that meme?

Proof of citizenship is good enough.

Yeah. The parts without light are where there are so many people a physical barrier is formed between the lights and the sky.

>Aussies

Aussies don't live in the main cities. Late sipping retards live there. The ones that like refugees. The country towns are the places where people are going to have a problem with some shitskin, unless it's a mining town in which case they will be used to you.

No
The deserts are capable of housing 20,000,000 arabs

>Aussies would have zero problem if you people lived in those.

Except the Aussies who live there. Besides, the best women Australia has to offer come from small county towns.

SHUT UP MALAYFAG
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

FULL OF SAND!

NO ONE CAN FIT

not for long.

that made me laugh way to hard

what appears to be empty is Emu territory

Full of shit. 97.5% of that country is barren wasteland that is uninhabitable to anything that isn't cold blooded and scaled. It's like a hot as fuck Canada with an even more annoying accent.

fucking this. Based burgerbro

>hot as fuck
>but it's like Canada

American uh... What was it again? Schooling?

Their engineers have been constructing towns and cities for years, Hanz.

Just look at the absolute shithole

>"Greatest country in the world. Haha fuck off we're full"

80% completely fucking useless land and desert.

You should give your abbos to Germany and call them refuugees.

We make special exemptions for people like you. You're welcome back anytime burgerbro.

Mike I hope you die for what you did to our beloved christ chan

Yes, now fuck off.

>80% useless
>Still more useful land than in Newzealand

Swap the temperatures add some french and you you would be waving leaf flags.

I've always had a thing for Australia.

Theres alot of sand there, i guess that counts.

How do you even get to the other side?
Mad Max it with tanker truck?
Its all monsters, too. That shit would be freaky as fuck.

pls don't give them ideas, our mutti merkel would take them.

How many Canadians do you that are the product of rapid natural selection at the hands of a vast and terrible Emu onslaught?

How many Canadians do you know that have survive an Emu Guerrilla attack on a small settlement?

How many Canadians do you know that have seen what an emu can do to a man's torso in the blink of an eye?

How many Canadians do you know that have encountered one of them, alone in the woods?

How many Canadians do you know that have stared into those lifeless yet almost burning eyes as it decides whether or not to give you a painful death, only to be spared and left traumatized for the rest of your life?

There is a big difference, bucko.

But the time has come. Even the Emus grow tired of your shitty Sup Forums tier memes and downplaying of the brutal war. They tire of you spitting on the graves of their war dead. An uneasy alliance is forming, burger.

Yeah sure, ruin the few places that still have a white Australian culture. Shouldn't you be tweeting at a Starbucks.

Replace Emu with Moose and you'll know the fear that it is to be leafkind.

You realise literally nobody wants to live or visit those places, right? They have bumfuck all in them.

>coming from nz

>Moose
>Stupid smelly creature
>Inferior quadrupedal motion
>Down's face
>No talons
>No commanders taught the art of war from their ancestors
>No prior experience with machine gun fire
>Gay furry antlers

kek. Yeah, I bet Canadians are terrified

See pic related

Of spiders.

Yes.

And then compare it to this

The rest is desert. It may as well be ocean.

Moose wear the skins of defeated canadians upon their antlers to display superiority. Can't say the same about Emus.

Moose wear the skins of defeated canadians upon their antlers to display superiority. Can't say the same about Emus.

Moose wear the skins of defeated canadians upon their antlers in a display superiority. Can't say the same about Emus.

Emus turn the sand of thousands and thousands of square kilometers of outback red with blood.

And I bet you though that was because of trace amounts of rust.

Nooo, of course not! But only the desert isn't full. If Ahmed wants to live out in the middle of the Great Sandy Desert, he's welcome to it.

WE conserve energy, unlike some. That looks like an even number night where 50 percent of the nation goes without electricity. There are more lights on odd nights.

Kek.

Moose stalk so silently through the woodlands that you would never know when one was after you until it was too late. It's usually pretty easy to spot an approaching hunting pack of Emu in the open desert.

>It's usually pretty easy to spot an approaching hunting pack of Emu in the open desert.
>Open desert

They don't live in the open desert. They dragged the survivors there in order to leave a legacy in the ground itself.

>It's usually pretty easy to spot an approaching hunting pack of Emu

By design. You see them coming about 5 minutes before the battle. You have 5 minutes to take in the presence of those around you because it's the last time you will ever see them.

They are immune to Lewis gun fire. They don't need stealth.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emu_War

>After the withdrawal, Major Meredith compared the emus to Zulus and commented on the striking maneuverability of the emus, even while badly wounded.

>If we had a military division with the bullet-carrying capacity of these birds it would face any army in the world... They can face machine guns with the invulnerability of tanks. They are like Zulus whom even dum-dum bullets could not stop.

A moose may be big, but on the tactics front, they are small.
Formation:
>On 2 November the men traveled to Campion, where some 50 emus were sighted.[2] As the birds were out of range of the guns, the local settlers attempted to herd the emus into an ambush, but the birds split into small groups and ran so that they were difficult to target.

Engaging on their own terms:
>At one stage Meredith even went so far as to mount one of the guns on a truck: a move that proved to be ineffective, as the truck was unable to gain on the birds, and the ride was so rough that the gunner was unable to fire any shots.

When the enemy strikes with a hammer, elude
>The machine-gunners' dreams of point blank fire into serried masses of Emus were soon dissipated. The Emu command had evidently ordered guerrilla tactics, and its unwieldy army soon split up into innumerable small units that made use of the military equipment uneconomic. A crestfallen field force therefore withdrew from the combat area after about a month