Tropical storm Lucifer

>Biggest storm about to hit LA in over 20 years
>Category 5 tropical storm
>Flooding already happening
>Named after the devil

Is God finally punishing California?

why do americans name every single fucking windblow?

>Category 5 tropical storm
nigger what? That's not how it works.

>punishing a drought ridden land with a storm that'll cause lots of rain
Look bro, I don't write it, I just appreciate the irony.

>Be me
>Live in California desert
>Red county in a red town
>Floods come if we even get an inch of rain
>Idiots drive through flash flood zones and die frequently
>Know how quick dry goes to flash flood
>Hope liberals are all riding their bikes and driving their smart cars
>The great flood shall purge the unfit

Because naming things is a good way to tell them apart. You wouldn't know, since you name everything Muhammad

DEATH UPON ALL OF CALI

two seasons in california - drought/wildfire and flooding/mudslide
earthquake isn't really a season - they happen in any season

do you think california is getting this weather on purpose? like some HAARP type shit?

everything about this situation seems like theres a weather battle going on.

>mfw born just in time for weather war 1

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storm lucifer? wtf

just give them numbers you overdramatic fuck, what are those dramatic names for literally nothing winds? japs got fucking tsunamis and dont name any of them

>You wouldn't know, since you name everything Muhammad
eks dee, we are not uk or france.

holy shit how do you name a tropical storm lucifer? jesus thats too far

Why it is nothing other than a ploy by ((them))!

>associate the names of white people with bad events
>mitch, floyd, wilma = badevilwrong!
>white parents refuse to name their children names like 'Katrina' or 'Sandy'
>have to use names like trayqueefa & chaim

Don't fall for the ploys of these hook nosed reptilians.

It's fun. Also, I'm pretty sure it's a marketing tactic.

REKT

Roach status BTFO

I'm in LA, I hate the rain because it messes with my internet connection

I AM.

Good ol' El Nino.

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Do you not understand that you're replying to an user and not NOA?

Can i get a hasteful jogthrough on whats up. Been working all day...

>why do americans name every single fucking windblow?
Hey, your mom blew me, turkroach, but even she had a name!

>God is Portuguese
Well that explains why He never does anything.

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Has the storm even hit yet?

I keep hearing that its gonna drench California on the weekend.
I think this is just some warm up shit

Can you add this to the trumped info graphic?

They will blame Trump for this, is it?

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>Category 5 tropical storm
Florida here: You're a dumbass.

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Hopefully there's no Old Testament kike to part the waves.

damn that roach got grilled

Someone is doing the bantering

WHEN THEY SPENT ALL THEIR MONEY ON ILLEGALS AND WELFARE..

They should have been building water infustructure to store massive amounts of rain water

THE WRATH OF TRUMP IS COMING YOU FUCKING COMMIE FUCKS.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


PLEASE MR TRUMP, HELP..

"NO"

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Yup

>naming squalls

Stupid Cali fags don't know how to react to a little water. On the plus side, they do need the rain.

one can hope

Topkek roach BTFO

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B-but they wont save any of the water, seriously.

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HEY DISCORD. ALSO O SHIT THATS A STORM RIP

Moho's BTFO

bantz

IT'S HAPPENING

They blamed Katrina on Dubya, so probably.

Making me proud to be an American desu

Roach roasted

WASH IT AWAY LEVEE-CHAN

WOOOOOOOO
HAPPENINGS ARE HAPPENING

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It seems a storm is coming weather they like it or not.

>Inb4 only the areas that voted for Trump get wiped out.

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Holy FUCK

Fucking kek

What red county in So Cal? I live in a So Cal desert.... there is a red county?

Did they really name it Lucifer?

If so, cali is going to get washed from the Earth.

Fuckin' Brutal

Wait, so what happened to the fucking dam overflowing and flooding entire towns?

Will this storm help with that or did they fix the wall?

HAHA LOOK AT ME REPLYING TO THE EBIN POST XDDDD

Is this Sup Forums?

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It was called Orange County till the mexicunts pumped out enough moochers.

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Lol... OC isn't a desert & the only Red cities left are NB, CDM & Laguna...

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Anyone have a link to the dam?

Fucking kek

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you owe me new sides

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biggest storm in 20 years named Lucifer about to hit already struggling and ready to fail oroville dam?

damn

>This is a storm

I just wonder how Cali would fucking react to shit like Typhoon Haiyan.

ohh yes flood you pieces of shit hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahah

Hey now that isn't very tolerant of you

ROACH STATUS:
>DECIMATED

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kek

/central valley/ fag here, why do you all hate california so much? I voted for Trump I pay my taxes and I'm good to my neighbor.

G L O B A L W A R M I N G C O N F I R M E D !

Maximum KEKs

CHOO CHOO SAND NIGGERS LOL

Why do Turks commit genocide?

guys, did we do this?

A storm like that wouldn't survive landfall here. The Sierra Nevada are the longest contiguous mountain range in the western hemisphere, and one of the steepest in the world, rising from below sea level on their eastern side to over 4500m right off the coast.

The only other place on the planet with that topography is Tibet behind the Himalayas, but they are much further back from the ocean.

With that being said, this storm has survived landfall and with Kek's blessing will wash LA and all the illegals out into San Pedro.

Its going to spray LA with a whole bunch of Hawaiian rain, just like I sprayed your mom's face last night.

Lucifer

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>open thread
>first response is by a t*rk

People don't realize that Trump now has access to the weather control device the EPA has.

California is paying for slighting him

It wont react considering typhoons and hurricanes don't even come near California. Our water is too cold.

If miraculously a hurricane were to hit California it would be the remnants of one down in Baja. At best San Diego would get flooded, and low lying LA.

If a true hurricane hit say SF by way of some magic it would dissipate rather quickly due to the Coastal Range.

dem triplets tho

This. Reminder that the drought was only a thing because California is fucking retarded with its water.

OBLITEROACHED

Can you give me the rundown on what happens to the dam now?

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