What's the deal with airline food?

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it's fucking poison

oh excuse me, I didn't mean that

I'm not a foodist, that's what's so insane about this

It ain't kosher (((Jerry))).

ever notice how TSA spends so much time with the shoes but almost none with the crotch. whats the deal with that? there could be anything in here!
[uncontrollable laughter from audience]

Once I bought a cake from Ryanair, it tasted very good. So I bought another for after the flight, on land it tasted like shit.

[high pitched jew noises]

[uncontrollable laughter from audience]

I know you Nazis all hate Jews, but can we all agree not to gas Jerry Seinfeld?

Don't worry, I already get terrible gas from matzo balls...at the rate I'm going I'll end up gassing myself!

[uncontrollable laughter from audience]

this one time southwest's computers got fucked up so i got 3 bottles of whiskey and slept all the way to Vegas. that was a pretty solid flight

oy vey the whiskey was FREE??

I wouldn't mind, he hasn't aged well. Though he was great in the 90s and the show is top notch.

He's talked shit about political correctness so sure

reminder jerry seinfeld's irl mother is a jewess from syria, specifically (((aleppo))), thus making him literally a rapefugee. explains a lot.

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That animated jpeg is killing me.

Seinfeld is infinitely reproducible with or without Jerry. Here watch this.

>They're gonna gas me Jerry
>What?
>They're gonna gas me I know it, they called my number and now I'm gonna get the gas.
>George relax it's just a shower.
>IT'S GAS JERRY I'M TELLIN' YA IT'S GOD DAMN DEATH CAMP!
>Why would they want to gas us?
>They're Nazis Jerry, card carrying Nazis they hate us for our financial prowess.
>That's crazy, nobody is getting gassed.
>*Kramer slides in through their tent flap in a gas mask and Sonderkommando uniform*

What's the deal with black people?

They're not black, and they're not people!

>tfw user out-seinfeld posts OP
>IRobHo

feel free to post rare costanzas as well

*INT. MONK'S CAFE*
*Jerry whispering to Elaine*
>You know, they gassed George?
>GET OUT!
>Be quiet! All that stuff Kramer was saying, you know, "Gas the kikes, race war now?" That was true!
>What are you gonna do?
>My name is Gerald McNeil. I grew up in Indiana.

*CUT TO: INT. GESTAPO OFFICES*
*Jerry, wearing fake moustache, speaking to agent*
>I have a tip. There is a sneaky Jew who lives in my building. Always making fun of me for being Irish!
>I'm listening...
>He's a big fat jew in my apartment...

*CUT TO: INT. HALLWAY OF APT.*
>Hello, Jerry!
>Hello, Newman!
>Who's this?
>This is Office Hans Krebs. That's right, the Gestapo, here to take you away!
>Mr. Newman, you are under arrest for being an enemy of the state.

kek

Fuck those hollywood "nazis" on Sup Forums. No National Socialist wants to gas any kikes. They should all be expelled to Israel as planned during WW2. One nation, one race. International jewry is a no no, national(israel) jewry is totaly fine

whats the deal with zyklon b?
it sounds like some sort of alien bee
by the way, go see Bee Movie, in theatres now

Airline food is given extra strong flavour to counter the fact that when you're up in the air your sense of taste is diminished.

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What's the deal with Sup Forums --

It's meant to be a political subfora, yet seems to be an "alt-right" faggot, dumbf arse feltching, hypocrisy bukkake...?