Does anyone else wish they were black instead of white?

Does anyone else wish they were black instead of white?

Put the pipe down, Jamaal.

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used to be, moved onto other things, thinking of going to mars and evolving pale orange

i feel bad for today's africans, by the time they're going through their white genocide phase we'll be crusing green-skinned through hyperspace

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is this a jojo reference?

I wish I was Nordic god

Being a middle-class black female is playing life on easy mode

>comfortable upbringing
>may benefit from private tuition
>sheltered from nigger culture
>affirmative action to boost your test scores to unnatural levels
>basically guaranteed entry to an ivy league school as long as you aren't a clinical retard

Never.

No

Only to be able to redpill people without being discredited for being a cis white male.

>that cowboy
Lonesome Dove was pretty accurate in the portrayal of balcks in the West imo. Uneducated but occasionally found themselves as useful ranch hands. They were likely paid poorly but the quickest learners could contribute somewhat. The movie Django was pure cancer.

I wish I was a ninja

I grew up in a ghetto area as a white dude

gunshots weekly, even sometimes through our house, all blacks/latinos around us

I kinda feel I got the "experience" being black, literally just poverty.

Japs are on the same tier as germanics desu, culture wise especially but I've seen Japanese paler than most white muricans

t. Takeshi

No. Egyptians were caucasian.

>Be Tuskegee Airman

Nah

Devolution of the black race?

hell no, being a nig would suck

besides, some other nig would just shoot you cause you were wearing red that day

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>Does anyone else wish they were [lesser race] instead of [greater race]

Fuck no

Esp a red hat

Yes but the best I can do is make sure my kids are black

I'm a girl btw

Nope. Sometimes I'll watch a whole bunch of ghetto movies in a row, and I only have ever thought. Thank God I'm not a nigger.

>WE WUZ JOESTARS N SHIT

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>wakes up from crack binge
AAAAAAYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AYYOOO
>smacks lips together loudly
SO HOL UP HOL UP
>steals
SO U BE SAYIN
>gets jiggy wit it
SO HOL UP U BE SAYIN
>eats grits
AAAYYYOOO SO U BE SAYIN
>checks for nearest fried chicken joint
U BE SAYIN
>collects welfare
HOL UP HOL UP
>licks teeths and smacks lips
AYYYOO U BE SAYIN
>does the crip walk
SO U BE SAYIN
>opens a up a forty and pours some for his homies malcolm x and marthin luther king
HOL UP SO U BE SAYIN
>goes to check in with his parole officer
WE WUZ
>dindu nuffins
U BE SAYIN WE WUZ
>sucks air through teeth
AYYYOO HOL UP SO WE WUZ
>pulls up sagging pants
SO WE WUZ
>instinctively looks around for police
SO U SAYIN WE WUZ
>faints and then gets up repeatedly
SO WE WUZ
>shouts at movie theater screen
WE WUZ
>deals crack
SO HOL UP WE WUZ
>chucks spear
AYYYOO WE WUZ
>sets down cotton bale
HOL UP
>strokes welfare check pensively
SO WE WUZ
>throws gang sign
WE WUZ
>participates in a drive-by shooting
KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNGGGGGGGZZZZZZZ AN SHIIIEEEEEEEEETTTTT???
>learns kikongo

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>has anyone ever wished they were born retarded?

rly mace u sink

>we wuz dinosaurs

really makes you CAW CAW