Hitler Here AMA

Anything

How are you, Hitler?

do you want mayo in your kebab?

How is life in Argentina?

Good. Thanks for asking. Just had a relaxing night of paintimg

Explain the Jewish problem?

Why did you kill so many white people?

Nein
I left Argentina in the 80s. Currently living in NV

How's America treating you?

Are you nice?

Jews arent people. Also, I did nuffins. My henchmen took care of it all
Mainly their noses. Theyre also killing us on trade

How's married life?

How old are you now

Always a good supply of pussy. Cant stand Jew York though
Ja

>Bait

Fuck off back to eddit.

Great! I met a hot guy named Enrico back in 2006. Been with him ever since.
Its rude to ask a lady that ;)

Is there a timeline where you actually did something wrong?

Fuck off leaf

Yeah. I didnt make my tendies the way mommy showed me how

More. Cunts

Do you have any dogs, Hitler?

Ja. Here is us on a trip to Montana

Did you lost on purpose so you could show the world that you were right?

if you could do it all over again, what would you change?

Why did you have to invade russia, you idiot. You wouldve won the god damn war and i would be driving a porsche on a us autobahn at 140 mph legally right now. Fuck

cyanide or bullet if you were to choose again?

Nein. Everyone knows about the jews. They always have known im right. Should have made peace with the britbongs before operation barnaosa

Won't your mom scone you for staying up so late?

Who's your favorite Jew?

are you returning with the wehrmacht 21 august this year?

Converting to homosexuality sooner
It was a bad idea. I wanted the oil.
Would make the decision again to get out in early April.

meh

Shes been dead for over a century retard. And its not late.
Issac Goldbersteinowitzowski
If das Volk will it

Any tips for aspiring leaders?

TITS OR GTFO

Bitch. Ill play jump rope with your small intestine just like i did with Anne Frank

Dont organize your first political meeting at a beer hall
I dont have tits

shhhh
hitler doesnt know i stole this from his office drawer

Thats not me

Anyone want to cum in me?

WHY DID YOU FAIL

YOU FAILED US

LOOK AT THE WORLD RIGHT NOW

THIS IS YOUR FAULT

I'M M
NEVER TALKING TO YOU AGAIN
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