America, why is your president so fat and ugly?

America, why is your president so fat and ugly?

Canada, why is your Prime Minister so effeminate and faggy?

>a fucking leaf

He's 70 (with a smoke show wife i might add), at least he won't die from AIDs in 10 years like that cock sucking faggot you elected

Why is yours so weak?

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Because he's 70. I don't see men of that age looking that good very often

PFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTBBBBBBBBBB

Looks like Trudeau won that one.

'If your enemy kills you, you win'

THICC

Because he's in his seventies, OP.
He's in his seventies.

kek

Why is your queen so old and wrinkly?

Why is your president a woman?

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because he represents the american population, well about a bit less than half of them

would you have it any other way? I wouldn't.

>trump's white forehead

>tfw no thick liberal leaf cock to suck

Americans always pick the fattest president because it best represents them. How sad.

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>Obama
no

But this time we did, because we wanted someone who finally represented the American people, instead of (((the elites)))

Not your type? Isn't body shaming against your religion snowflake?
His job to MAGA, not to win a date with you.

>thinking that american elites aren't fat

something never changes user

Fat is a sign of prosperity, unlike your starving PM.

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Our president is 70, why does your president look like Castro

Mexico is even more prosperous than US.

You will need to step up your game.

Canada why is your prine jewester such a race betraying faggot?

What's wrong leaf? Someone jizz in your maple syrup?

dogs are creepy. they seem so emotionally attuned to humans and yet so stupid at the same time. cats understand human emotions but don't lower themselves to such an inferior level, while asserting their superior intelligence at the same time.

Let's see how you look when you're pushing 70, moosefucker

>mexico
>prosperous

just worrying about my neighbor's potential stroke, heart-attack, diabetes and just about a myriad of other american lifestyle related diseases

because I'm such a nice canadian, wouldn't want you to become a slave to your treatment bills and the big pharma, you know?

"If you beat your enemies, they win."

This thread is posted every fucking day. Grow a fucking dick and realize your leader is a cuck jew goblin

see:heh, I just went along with the logic of your fellow proud american

fpbp

Mexico is no where near prosperous leaf. The cartels run the shithole murdering and raping their citizens veiled as a central government. If you're comparing being overweight to that you are a fucking autist

Is that why you picked a President with a glass jaw?

check out the obesity rates

also your mental aptitude

why do you pick a president with no jaw?

>t. A fat mouth breathing cat
Woof